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  • - Happy holidays, everybody.

  • Welcome to story time.

  • I'm Pear.

  • - I'm Orange

  • - And today, we'll be reading a Christmas classic,

  • "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

  • You excited for this one, Orange?

  • - You bet!

  • The story of Rudolph has always been near and "deer"

  • to my heart.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Ugh!

  • - Ah, don't be like that.

  • You and I both know that joke absolutely "sleighed."

  • (orange laughing)

  • - Ugh, listen, dude, it's time to quit with the jokes.

  • Because I have a very important question I want to ask you.

  • You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,

  • Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen.

  • But, do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?

  • - [Orange] Of course!

  • Rudolph, the super-rude reindeer

  • Was the rudest deer of all

  • - [Pear] What?

  • If you did ever cross him

  • He would rudely dis you mom

  • - [Pear] That's not how it goes.

  • All of the other reindeer

  • Were afraid of his red, red nose

  • ♪ 'Cause it had weaponized powers

  • If he was mad, he would unload

  • (record scratching)

  • - [Pear] That's enough!

  • Orange, you're ruining this holiday classic.

  • - I believe you meant to say,

  • "Enhancing this holiday classic."

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - No!

  • Now, we're gonna do this again.

  • And you're gonna sing it right, this time.

  • Got it?

  • His name is not Rudolph because he's rude.

  • Understand?

  • - Okay, fine.

  • - Good.

  • So, Orange, I'll ask you again.

  • Do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?

  • - [Orange] Heck, yeah, I do.

  • Rudolph the red-nosed rain gear

  • Was waterproof and kept things dry

  • (record scratching)

  • - [Pear] He is a reindeer!

  • Not rain gear!

  • - Oh!

  • Yeah, that makes way more sense.

  • Why the heck would a rain coat have nostrils?

  • Nobody "nose."

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - We're doing it again!

  • And this time, you're gonna do it right!

  • Got it?!

  • - Honestly, who "nose?"

  • (Orange laughs)

  • (Pear screams)

  • - Orange!

  • Do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?

  • - [Orange] You bet your buttons, I do.

  • Rudolph the shed-clothes reindeer

  • Shed his clothes and ran 'round nude

  • If you were unsuspecting

  • He'd make sure you barfed your food

  • (record scratching)

  • - [Pear] That is enough!

  • Orange, this is ridiculous!

  • Rudolph is not some nudist deer,

  • who goes around flashing people!

  • - Are you sure?

  • Isn't one of Santa's reindeer named Flasher?

  • - That's Dasher!

  • And you know it!

  • A nudist reindeer doesn't even make any sense.

  • - Of course it makes sense.

  • If there wasn't a deer running around completely naked,

  • then why do they call it "buck" naked?

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Oh my gosh, dude!

  • - Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a story to finish.

  • All of the other reindeer

  • Chose to wear their winter coats

  • They fear the next time Rudolph

  • Would appear and then disrobe

  • Then one foggy Christmas Eve

  • Santa came to say

  • Rudolph with your coat tied tight

  • Won't you flash the way tonight

  • So Rudolph, he got to flash him

  • ♪ 'Til someone called the P.D. ♪

  • Rudolph the shed-clothes reindeer

  • Went down for indecency

  • - [Pear] Ugh, I guess we'll see you next time.

  • Assuming story time doesn't get shut down

  • by the censors before then.

  • - [Orange] The end!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - [Pear] Oh, that's so gross, dude!

  • (upbeat holiday music)

- Happy holidays, everybody.

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