Ah!

Ah! Squidward.

Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?

I can't! It's for the customer.

- Who cares about the customer? - I do!

- Well, I don't! - Ah! Squidward.

I thought y'all wanted a rematch.

I did and I took a head start like you did.

Well, I was just funning with ya that time,

but I guess all y'all underwater don't have to play fair.

- I guess we don't air breather. - Water sucker.

- Tree climber! - Gulf streamer!

- Kite flyer! - Tongue chewer!

Ah! Take that back you... not wet person!

Take that pile of filth out with ya.

Ah! Mr. Krabs! You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that.

He means this filth, you loon.

Oh, come on, you're just flipping patties.

Hey, flipping is not as easy as it sounds!

[sizzling]

Why don't you go home, Patrick?

You can compete in the laying under a rock all day games.

Ah! Well at least I don't polish my fingernails!

Ah! You take that back!

Ah! You too, Patrick?

Yeah, everybody needs at least one day away from...

[laughing]

Well, glad you had fun.

♪ On patrol, I'm on patrol I'm on patrol ♪

Ah! Vandals! Another crime!

What are y'all up to this time?

Well, that's for me to know and for you to clam up!

Ah! Rude.

Bah! Woo! Could I get a glass of water?

Sparkling or regular?

Psyche-ith!

Ah! You truly are the nastiest wizard in all of Bikini Bottomshire!

[crying]

[laughing]

Ah! Kevin!

Crisis averted? More like crisis dumb-blurted.

Signed guy beside you three.

[whistling]

Huh? Dumb blurted LOL?

What's the point? I could make a better patty out of mud!

Where are all these notes coming from?

Meow.

[chattering]

I heard that!

Why would I care about that?

Ah! Mrs. Puff, don't you care what happens to Mr. Krabs? Squidward? Gary? Me?

Not particularly.

SpongeBob, you always overreact to everything!

It's one of your many annoying traits.

Ah! Me annoying?

[laughing]

Ah! I can't believe this!

It's not what you think.

What is it then? Tell me what you see here.

I - I don't see anything.

How can you not see it?

Okay, okay, I see it!

It's a Krabby Patty. Okay?

I couldn't help it.

But we sang the fun song.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Exaggerating is like telling the truth,

only with little lies sprinkled in to make it true.. er.

Ah! You're teaching me to lie?

Lying is wrong, Mr. Krabs!

You are going to have to make a choice.

It's either me or the--

[squeaking]

Oh! Fine.

I hope you two will be very happy... together... without me. Goodbye.

What I want for my birthday from you, my friend,

is one of those tender, delicious Krabby Patties.

Ah! You just wanna be friends so you can get your hands on a Krabby Patty!

And I bet it's not even your birthday tomorrow!

Gee and I thought you were stupid.

You'll never get a Krabby Patty from me.

Even if we are friends. Never, never, never!

You may as well give up on that case, me boy. My goose is cooked.

Ah! Mr. Krabs, I'm surprised at you!

Oh, come on SpongeBob. Krabs' Yeti story is complete and total crock.

Ah! Squidward, Mr. Krabs would never make up something like that.

You got to be kidding! That is just a stupid toy!

How can that possibly help us?

Oh! Squidward, we must never question the wisdom of the magic conch.

What's the matter, Squidward, old buddy?

Ah! Ah, ha, ha. So this is what I find. Huh?

My best friend and my ex best friend and rubber bath toys!

[arguing]

He was my friend first!

[screaming]

Oh, no!

Don't tell me you've stopped caring for the customer?

Ah! No, never.

Oh, this isn't so bad.

Ow! Ah! He bit me!

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe

on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles

with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease.

Make it cry. Burn it and let it swim.

We serve food here, sir.

I got it all ready, Squidward. Ah! Bubble Bass.

Ah!

Krusty Dog?

Those wieners have got to go!

What's a vacation?

Well, a vacation is when ya don't come in to work.

Ah! No work?

What'll I do all day?

[mumbling]

Ah! Man Ray!

Where are you going?

Oh! Ha, ha. It's ah-- It's a secret.

Ah! You have a secret?

SpongeBob, I guess I have to give my tooth to the tooth fairy.

Ha, you roo, there's no such thing as a tooth fairy.

Ah! Squidward!

It's all a bunch of made up bologna.

It is not bologna!