Now, of course, there's already a lot of competing information out there about the vaccines.

And people have a lot of questions.

Namely, which vaccine is more effective, Andy, Everyone wants to know which is the better of the two vaccines we got to know.

We got to know which one safer.

How much will each cost?

Well, I decided to talk with representatives from both companies to clear up people's questions.

Right now we have Dan Evans from Pfizer and Tom Cleghorn from Moderna.

Thanks for being here, guys.

Thanks for having me, Conan.

Yes.

And thank you also for having me to talk about fighters superior vaccine.

Okay, well, that's exactly what we want to talk about.

Your company originally said your vaccine was 90% effective, but after modern is 94.5% effective vaccine data came out.

Suddenly you're vaccine changed to 95% effective.

It did.

It just went up a 950.5%.

Mawr, effective than modern is as a actually.

Actually, we have Madonna have a special announcement.

Recent tests have shown that our vaccine is actually 96.8% effective.

Wait, So now that fighters vaccine is 95% effective.

Modern nas is 96.8% effective.

Yeah, well, actually are even more recent tests are now showing that our vaccine is 98.2% effective.

So that's that's just Well, I just got a text.

Super recent test.

Moderna Vaccine, 99.999% effective.

Fire emoji.

Thumbs up, emoji boom!

Wow.

I guess that's pretty much now the most effective covert 19 vaccine that one could make.

Well, I guess for Kobe 19.

Yes, but But our vaccine is also backwards compatible against covitz four through 18.

So factor that that is that is impressive.

Our vaccine is actually effective against other diseases like trapezoid flu.

What?

Yeah, what's the trapezoid flu?

You'll find out.

Okay.

Well, Conan are vaccine will give you the ability.

Get this to dunk a basketball.

Wow.

Are vaccine gives you perfect night vision?

Oh, yeah.

Well deserved vaccine coming strawberry flavor?

No, but it does come with sides like sweet potato fries and a small caesar salad.

Are vaccine can improve your credit score.

Our vaccine can improve your relationship with your father.

Okay, guys, guys, come on.

This can't all be true.

It's all true.

Coming.

See, Madonna is an honest company who can actually guarantee their vaccine doesn't contain government tracking microchips.

Whoa.

Ours doesn't either.

Why do you bring it up, then?

Defensive much.

You know you are such a dick.

I've hated you ever since we met in vaccine school.

Your wife likes our vaccine better.

You, Tom.

Me.

Guys, guys, guys, it's getting very personal.

Now, I had you on to talk about your vaccines.

If we're talking about vaccines, let's not forget that Russian vaccine was first to hit the market.

I'm sorry.

Who are you and how did you get this Zoom link?

I am respectable Russian doctor type human and zoom link is available on Dark web.

Okay.

All right.

Well, now that you're here, how does Russia's vaccine work?

So it's simple.

Russian vaccine simply pushes coronavirus out.

A hotel window is part of government cover up.

Also, Russian vaccine is 90%.

What?

Uh, that actually might work.

Thank you very much.

Tom Cleghorn and the other character, Dan Evans.

I am also character.