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  • Stuff your muffins and slam your scone zoners. It's time for a PWN ZWN brunch break

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  • Whether for breakfast or lunch, munch on a bunch of Brunch Crunch!

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  • Our top story, crunch when Brian D's underdog dreams

  • as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated

  • in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law.

  • Peep this replay of him going eggs, "Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix.

  • Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche".

  • I already told you, it's just a coincidence!

  • Isn't she amazing, dude?

  • You guys are great together. You would never betray one another.

  • Oh, man, I suck. You're still beating up over that Jenny Matrix thing?

  • Nah I'm over it.

  • That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem.

  • Carpe Diem.

  • Carpe Diem.

  • Let's get to class.

  • That last run felt a little half baked shot bot but one thing's for sure,

  • any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy.

  • I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drun...

  • Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo

  • I helped my parents design this game.

  • Let's play again.

  • No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough.

  • You already made me quite the Brian D.

  • Let's play again.

  • Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Ooo yeah!

  • Don't even listen to him dude.

  • Ted, please, I don't even..know what that means.

  • Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn...

  • Ted? Ted!

  • What happened?

  • You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes!

  • I'm fine. I just...

  • You've seen them haven't you Theodore?

  • Hi Drift King.

  • The visions. What are they?

  • Merely a side effect...of drift fever!

  • You've got the blood Ted! You can't escape this now!

  • Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny!

  • Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred.

  • I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

  • Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future way on this dying sport?

  • Look at me in the eye.

  • Tell me how hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn?

  • The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag...

  • The churning in your chest, as you hear those three magical words:

  • NEW-LAP-RECORD.

  • Got.. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class, let's go!

  • That's on thursday. I don't care. Let's go.

  • Okay!

  • Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever!

  • Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh.

  • Ah, my thanks ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions.

  • Who are you?

  • Hey there champ. How are you holding up?

  • Great, great, yeah totally great.

  • Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school, those old guys really knew how to haze.

  • Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then.

  • JK, I'm just rattling you, bro!

  • So...you good?

  • Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great.

  • You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way.

  • I'm by myself, that's great. Yeah, no, everything is great.

  • Good. I have to go set up a practice but...I'm glad that you're...

  • ...doing great!

  • I'll catch you later babe.

  • I really am d..

  • Brian D! My office, now!

  • The school took a risk on you Brian.

  • You let us down. Have a seat, kid.

  • Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage, but I figured with try-outs still right around the corner

  • VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world.

  • And you're one point away from expulsion.

  • Administration doesn't like those odds.

  • So what are you saying?

  • I'm saying you're circling the drain

  • We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation.

  • That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord.

  • We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you...

  • to leave VGHS.

  • Hey! Kick back the hover ball!

  • Tough day Brian?

  • Oh hey Games! What do you want?

  • Just wondered if you dropped this.

  • How did you get that?

  • Well it's a funny story.

  • I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch.

  • That's my favorite game!

  • No baby. That's our favorite game.

  • Great. Well, enjoy the game.

  • Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little:

  • Oh, I like you but I don't have the balls to say so note.Well per chance the Law will succomb to your...

  • ..."Don Juan" thing marksmanship.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • This place is ridiculous!

  • It's my time in the spotlight Brian! And you're standing in my way.

  • It's Game's time.

  • Wow! It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that.

  • You know what Games? You want the spotlight?

  • You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do.

  • We're going to throw it down.I'm gonna stomp your face.

  • I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two...stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know.

  • You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion.

  • And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs.

  • I figured you'd say something like that.

  • Assault rifles? Oh, let's get an SMG in there.

  • You funeral. Best at three?

  • First to five! Games on.

  • See ya!

  • I'm destroying you!

  • What are you doing here? Saving your ass.

  • Yeah, well, it's a little late.

  • Dammit Brian, what the hell are you doing?

  • I'm leaving on my own accord.

  • Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up.

  • So you can blame me, you can blame the whole damn school.

  • But right here, right now, it is all on you.

  • Let's dance.

  • But...but it was Games' time!

  • This isn't over Brian D. Crownies ? Let's roll.

  • Thanks for the assist.

  • Yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often.

  • See you at sign-ups tomorrow.

  • You can kiss your high scores, good bye!

  • Yeah, good luck with that captain.

  • Hey Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot.

  • No matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.

Stuff your muffins and slam your scone zoners. It's time for a PWN ZWN brunch break

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