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  • -Hey-hey, everybody! [sighs]

  • I was thinking about not making a video today.

  • Then I remembered, when it comes to playing games,

  • I'm always game! [laughs]

  • All right, let's play.

  • "Temple Run 2. Take the idol if you dare."

  • Hmm. I don't know. That's one ugly-looking idol.

  • Do I dare? Do I dare?

  • Yeah, I dare.

  • Aah! Giant demon monster!

  • Get away! It wants to touch my butt.

  • Let's get outta here! Ooh, a rope.

  • Oh! Oh, I thought--

  • I thought touching those diamonds was gonna hurt me,

  • but it didn't. [sighs in relief]

  • Whoa! Jumping-- wow. That was crazy.

  • I guess jumping over holes

  • is probably the way to go in this game, huh?

  • Yeah, all right. Jump the bridge gap! Whoo!

  • All right. Oh, I'm coming in--

  • Ooh, look at that dive. All right.

  • Yeah. I think the point of this game

  • is to keep the giant demon monster

  • from touching your butt, right? Right?

  • Let me know in the comments below.

  • What's the point of this game?

  • Is that the point? I think it is.

  • All right. [singsong]: Jumpin' over rainbows.

  • Now I'm on a luge.

  • Slidin' on my back, gonna win a gold medal.

  • Makes me think back to the movie Cool Runnings. Ah!

  • I guess those guys were on a bobsled,

  • but it's still similar, right? [laughs]

  • I guess it's supposed to be river and not ice.

  • Hopefully there will be an ice section coming up.

  • I think that'd be pretty "cool." [laughs]

  • "Cool Runnings." [laughs] Cool.

  • Whoo-hoo!

  • This is like the best Slip 'n Slide in the world!

  • I love it. I can do this forever.

  • [humming]

  • Slidin' on my butt, slidin' on my butt

  • Slidin' on my butt

  • Hey, why does everything have to do with my butt in this game?

  • [laughs loudly]

  • Slidin' on my butt, slidin' on my butt

  • Let's slide on my butt, let's go

  • Yeeaahh, sing it, all right

  • Oh, dodgin'... whoa!

  • What are those? Blue diamonds?

  • I love blue diamonds!

  • Blue's my favorite color of diamond.

  • Aah! Whoa!

  • That giant coin-- oh no!

  • Aah! Get away from me!

  • Demon monster, get away! Don't touch my butt!

  • Just go around me. Go around.

  • Just pass.

  • Do you have road rage? Why are you trying to--

  • just get away. Go around me.

  • Oh, yeah. Oh! Turnin' that.

  • Turn that corner like a master pro.

  • Oh, yeah!

  • You ever notice this guy rides really high in the water?

  • I mean, look at him.

  • It's like he's made of Styrofoam or something.

  • That demon beast better not eat him

  • if he ever catches him. Otherwise,

  • he's gonna be eating Styrofoam.

  • That's not something you should eat.

  • That's gross. That's grody!

  • Whoo-hoo, back on land,

  • where I get to jump like a ballerina

  • and run face-first into every corner I encounter.

  • [laughs] You know?

  • They should make a movie about Styrofoam ballerinas.

  • I'm gonna go ahead and let you guys have that one, audience.

  • Somebody make a movie about a Styrofoam ballerina. Go!

  • Do it now. [screams]

  • Sudden demon beast! Oh!

  • I almost peed my pants... if I were wearing pants.

  • Aah! Get away, demon monster!

  • Stop trying to touch my butt! Get away!

  • Get away from me! Go around!

  • Gettin' excited. Okay, grab that coin.

  • Oh, yeah! Little green slimy stuff, what is this?

  • Get it off me.

  • Ew! It won't get away! Is it ectoplasm?

  • Is this Ghostbusters? What's happening?

  • I don't even know. Just keep running.

  • That's what my mom always used to say.

  • "Just keep running." [laughs]

  • RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS! [laughs]

  • Run, run, run, run, run

  • Run, run, run, run away from your feelings

  • Ooh! Magnetic. [giggles]

  • All right, here we go. Whoa!

  • I'm in a mine cart.

  • I'm Indiana Jones.

  • [humming Indiana Jones theme song]

  • [burps, laughs]

  • [continues humming theme]

  • [burps, laughs]

  • Although I don't remember burps being in that song.

  • I think it just makes it better. Don't you guys think?

  • Oh... here it comes.

  • Whoo-hoo! Longest rope-slide in the world!

  • Wow! Man, it'd be great having hands.

  • If I had hands, I'd never get anything done.

  • I'd just slide down ropes all day long;

  • that's what I-- whoa, whoa!

  • Now I'm back in the mine cart. Oh, my goodness. Aah.

  • Does that make me-- I don't even-- [mumbles]

  • [takes deep breath]

  • Things are getting crazy here.

  • Everything happens so fast, I can't even say anything.

  • Here we go.

  • Whoo! Back on land! There we go, aah.

  • Whoa! Jumping!

  • Running through the goldmine

  • Now I'm back on foot

  • Jumpin' amidst a mass of gold coins

  • Ah, yeah. ♪ Slidin' down the giant rope

  • Oh, high score! WHOO-HOO! All right.

  • I like the sound it makes. [imitates chime]

  • I think that's my favorite new sound effect.

  • [imitates chime]

  • [chuckling]: Yeah.

  • Oh, and we're back in the water once again.

  • What happens in the water?

  • This! Whoo...

  • Slippin' and slidin' all day long

  • Slippin' and slidin' as I sing this song

  • All right, giant demon monster,

  • you will never catch me. You will never, ever catch me,

  • and you will not touch my butt, okay? [giggles]

  • ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO! Whoa!

  • Yeah, giant rope-slide.

  • Whoa, I missed-- oh, man. Faceplant.

  • [sighs deeply]

  • Something colorful and I wanted it.

  • Whoa, I'm back on water.

  • I warped. I warped to water.

  • Wow. That was crazy.

  • All right. ♪ Slidin' down the river

  • Slidin' down the river

  • Slidin' down the river ♪ [yells]

  • [giggles] How do you like my song?

  • I call it "Slidin' Down the River."

  • You like it? You like it? You like it? You like it?

  • Run away from your feelings-- ♪ [screams]

  • [grumbling]: Aw man, I--

  • [mutters]

  • All right. What's in the chest for me this time?

  • Whoa, mystic rocks?

  • That's what I'd yell if I went to watch a band called Mystic.

  • Mystic rocks! [laughs]

  • Maybe I should start a band called Mystic.

  • What do you think?

  • Well, hope you enjoyed the epic adventure that is Temple Run 2.

  • As always, leave me suggestions for other games

  • you'd like me to play in the comment area below!

  • Do it! Do it now! Write as many as you want!

  • Just do it! Come on! Just do it!

  • Hey, and can you beat my score?

  • 1.776 million points! [laughs wickedly]

  • [high-pitched whoop]

  • Makes me excited. [cackles]

  • All right, can you do it?

  • I can do it. Can you do it? I can do it.

  • All right, guys. Later! Aah!

  • -...Marshmallow #1,

  • and easily passing Marshmallow #2--

  • [body splattering]

  • Oh, my body's flying through the netherworld.

  • FAILS!

  • All right, back from the netherworld,