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  • (upbeat music)

  • - Man, no matter what hat I put on

  • my face still looks really round.

  • (laughs)

  • - Hey.

  • - Hey.

  • Not so loud, bro, hey.

  • - Hey

  • - Is the coast clear?

  • I wanna come out.

  • - Why, do you need someone to vent to?

  • (laughs)

  • - Whatever, I'll just come out.

  • Listen, have you seen anyone else running through here?

  • People who look like me only, you know, different colors.

  • - No, but I did find these guys.

  • - Hey,

  • - Hey.

  • - Hey

  • - Hey

  • - Hey.

  • - Hey.

  • - Oh, nice those are my pets, come here you guys.

  • We've got some sabotage to do.

  • - Do we have to go?

  • - We wanna stay with orange.

  • - What, orange, I turn my back for like two minutes

  • and you've already made them your pets?

  • - What can I say?

  • I good around kids and animals.

  • (laughs) - And aliens.

  • - Look, I don't have time for this.

  • Let's go pet, I mean it, into the vent.

  • - Is there food in the vent?

  • - Yes, whatever.

  • There's food, I bought a beverage.

  • It's all in the front okay?

  • Just get down there.

  • (cheering)

  • I'll tell you what bro.

  • Being a parent is not easy,

  • especially when you have a to-do list as long as mine.

  • - Lemme see, maybe I can lend a non-existent hand.

  • (laughs)

  • Let's see, Divert power.

  • Restart Reactor.

  • Replace Water Jug.

  • Wait, why do we have to replace water jug?

  • Water jug is one of my best friends.

  • I don't wanna replace water jug.

  • - That's fine, you don't have to.

  • See the thing is I'm not actually really

  • trying to get these tasks done.

  • I'm an imposter.

  • - An imposter?

  • No, that's imposterable.

  • - It's true, so that means,

  • even though I have this list,

  • I only really have one job to do.

  • Excuse me, a moment. (yell)

  • - Did you really have to do that?

  • (laughs)

  • - Ha ha, hilarious.

  • - That's really what you guys look like on the inside.

  • Just alone bone? (laughs)

  • - You really wanna talk about simplistic anatomy?

  • You don't even have limbs, bro.

  • - That's a really good point.

  • Stabby. (laughs)

  • - Well, I should be going by the way you saw nothing.

  • I was never here.

  • - What you talking bout.

  • Of course you were here.

  • You're here right now.

  • - No, I wasn't.

  • Do you catch my drift?

  • - How the heck am I supposed to catch anything?

  • I don't have any hands. (laughs)

  • - Look bro, can you keep a secret?

  • - Sure can't, I'm a big old blabber mouth.

  • - Well, at least you're honest.

  • Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to clean up this mess.

  • - Clean up mess?

  • That wasn't on your to-do list.

  • (scream) (gunshots)

  • - Miss me. (laughs)

  • - That's fine, I have other ways to deal with you.

  • - You're into weird tongue stuff too?

  • This just got fun.

  • (blubbing)

  • - Stop it.

  • (blubbing)

  • - Stop it.

  • - Am sorry, I'm just so excited to learn

  • that there are other weird tongue enthusiast among us.

  • (laughs)

  • - Bro, don't you get it?

  • Am trying to kill you?

  • Yeah, I'm throwing everything I got at you to.

  • I tried the gun, I tried the weird tongue stabby thingy,

  • and I can't break your neck 'cause you don't have a neck.

  • So I guess that just leaves

  • - Knife?

  • - Precisely.

  • (laugh)

  • - No, knife.

  • (scream)

  • - Man, sauce could be that guy.

  • (laughs)

  • - Hey orange, turns out there is no food down here.

  • - No beverages either.

  • - Well come with me,

  • I live in a kitchen where there's tons of food.

  • - Really, we can come live with you.

  • - You bet yah.

  • (laughs) (upbeat music)

  • - I don't get it.

  • (upbeat music)

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