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Yeah, yeah, you ever wondered who would win in a battle royal between your favorite superhero team?

What about the seven from the Amazon original Siri's, the boys only unframed video.

It's a surprisingly close fight.

Most of the seven are fairly on par with one another.

Well, except for the psychotic Huberman homeland.

ER, who can fly faster than F 16, tossed baseballs into orbit and was stated to survive every weapon in the world, quite possibly including nuclear bombs, you old red, white and blue balls and no business fighting his teammates.

But aside from him, even with their differing powers and skills, none of them had an obvious edge.

And that made this fight a tough beer to crack.

Well accepted the aquatic asshole, the deep I'd say his abilities to talk to fish and breath under the sea where useless out of the water.

But they were just a useless in the water to.

And unlike his teammates, the Deep never really displayed any notable feats of strength or skill.

In fact, he was kind of a dork.

To be fair, he said, he could survive two miles under the ocean.

That's some insane water pressure.

The pressure at sea level is about £14.6 per square inch or one atmosphere.

That's literally the pressure of air around you right now.

Unless you're on a mountain or something, this pressure increases by one atmosphere for every 10 m you descend.

So after 10 m, it doubles, and after another it triples and so on.

And despite my lifelong crusade against the evils of math in the vampire God, it's named after even I can tell, the deep body had to withstand about £4700 per square inch.

That's correct food stick, but still about 10 times less than the pressure from your average bullet.

But you know who definitely was bulletproof.

The all American New Girl on the block Starlight Cheap, tanked a couple rounds from a Sirbu BMG 50 a sniper rifle to the chest like nobody's business.

Star lights, impressive durability, training and flexible energy attacks made her well rounded.

But even with the strength to lift the back end of a car, she lacked the power to compete with the rest of the cast.

Yes, it from blinding people.

Her energy bless our know that crazy.

They're definitely lethal.

The regular humans, but not necessarily other suits.

Despite the way they look, they're more than likely plasma beams that emit light rather than being pure like themselves.

Otherwise they'd normally be invisible.

And they were snails compared to the superstar speedster and pro girlfriend murderer, a train who once went all out and ran a race at 371 m a second.

That's just over the speed of sound.

So even if those beams were light speed, dodging them would be an enormous outlier.

Since a train beat Starlight pretty easy in their mono Iwo mano fight, it's a safe bet the same would happen here or worse, like the time he turned Robin into a literal smear on the road again with the girlfriend murdering the energy to violently fragment a human body like Robbins is about 7.5 jewels per cubic centimeter.

Based on Robin's Actresses height of 5 ft six, she would have an estimated 58,000 cc volume that would make a trains instant girlfriend murder attack worth 440,000 jewels.

No wonder he can pull four train cars behind him, though.

To be fair, that kind of attack required him to get up to top speeds and use his whole body, which isn't how he usually finds.

His effectiveness depends on the location, and he, surprisingly, not very versatile.

Despite his speed, he's left himself wide open for sneak attacks in the past so he wouldn't last long against somebody who's more skilled and could no sell his supersonic body slam.

That's where the warrior woman queen made comes in.

Based on her experience and martial artistry, she's clearly the most skilled combatant in the arena and by far the most durable.

Remember the time she stepped in armored truck with her body?

Those kinds of vehicles can weigh over 11,000 kg and moving 75 MPH.

That's a kinetic energy of 6.4 million jewels over 10 times greater than a train Strongest attack, and she didn't just survive it.

She didn't even feel it.

She cut through it like a hot knife through butter just by standing there, and her best a train wouldn't be able to move her, let alone hurt her.

So, out of the deep Starlight and a train queen, Maeve was clearly the winner.

But that's where the company's Super Slayer himself, Billy Motherfucking Butcher, came in.

Obviously, Butcher would never win normally, but he was helped by his soup research, tenacity and a laser baby, which is totally cheating.

But this is butcher, so of course he would.

A big factor that helped him not get immediately stumped by the tougher soups like a trainer may've was that kind of.

Ironically, he was just in ordinary human.

That's right.

He had to be prioritized last less.

They leave themselves open to someone mawr obviously threatening.

This would allow Put your time to put his soup killing smarts to the test and strategies like in his fight with Translucent in Season one.

And while most of his arsenal would be too threatening, he has access to weapons through his contacts, designed to take on some of the seventh.

But let's be really the big one Here was the laser baby that was an instant win against everybody.

Even made the babies.

I beams are plasma, which is absurdly hot.

Ionized gas plasma has an energy density of 10 billion joules per cubic meter.

By measuring the volume of the baby's beams, they'd have to be emitting over 14 billion jewels per attack.

That's over 2000 times more powerful than that truck made stuff.

That queen got slayed.

Really.

The only concern Butcher had was a train blitzing them and stealing the baby before he could even use it.

But since a train didn't know Jack about it, there's no way he'd have gone for it before getting diced.

Especially since Butcher played it smart and kept his trump card hidden as long as possible.

Of the seven minus Homeland, ER may have proved herself to be the strongest, toughest and the most skilled, making her victory in a battle royal all but a shirt until put your shoot up with the laser baby.

Then he butchered the competition.

I feel like that one was too easy a start lighting up with Maybe it was, but I have a trained in the art of the pun.

They figured a joke anymore.

Deep might not have home landed.

The winner is Billy Butcher Waas until Homeland are brutally murdered, him and with that, our contract with bodies over.

Kiss my ass, You corporate yummy freaks.

I can't believe they were gonna out us for or the for all those poor.

Yeah, that last one was definitely a war crime waiter.

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