I grewupwithnotmuchinmyfamily, andsowehadoneboxofMacandcheeseforthewholefamilyvitefortheday.
I am a respecterofMacandcheese, right?
But I'm a KraftMacandcheeseguylike I don't needyourfancyanyofthosethings.
Like I wantBlueBox, MacandCheeseandontheholidaysbecause I'm particularlyboozyontheholidaysinsteadofmakingitwithmilkorwater, as I madegrowingup, I makeitwithheavycreamand a littlebitofbutter.
Ifyouputitinthebird, it's stuffing, ifyoudon't itstressinglookedatmewithmycookingknowledge, but I'm a fanofit, and I onlyneed a coupleoftimesthenumberonebecauseitgoeson.
Everythingisgravyand I makemygravyfromscratcheveryThanksgiving.
It's a veryimportantpartforme, like I'vegottogetthegravyperfect.
Like I don't wantthatlike I wantblueboxstraightup, likehey, hitmeupBlueboxstraightuponLeethatnothingbutthat I'm anequalopportunityMacandcheeseconsumer.
Diana, whydon't youskewerfitshislist?
Because, let's behonest, webothseembetter.
So I wentthrough a practiceruntheotherdayofmaking a gravy.
Sofield I'm inyourcornerherewithithastobe a reallygoodgravy.
Youcan't messwithit.
Mindtastedlike a mixbetweenglueandManny's, soitdidn't reallyworkout.
NowmostpeopleduringThanksgiving, theydebatepumpkinpieversuspecanpieversusmaybeevenblueberryapple, which I tendtoeatmoreinthesummer a littlemoreseasonallyappropriate.
Alright, youputnopieontheboard.
Givemesomepumpkinpie.
Givemesomepecanpiebecausethere's nothingbetterthanacceleratingyourfoodcoma, whichisinducedbythetriptofantheword I say, justlikethreetimes a yearonLeearoundThanksgiving, in a littleextrapiejustfittingthatfinalshelfofyourstomach.
Diane, andtalksomesenseintohim.
Anything.
Pichondocakeanddobetter, right?
Wecanagreeonthis.
Thatpumpkinpie, like a piecrust, isawfulandlike I'd rathercleanmyfloorswithittheyneededso I don't wantanddon't giveme, likealltheyears I spentincountrymusic.
I'vebeenineverycitythathassomebody.
Oh, thisismygrandma's favoritepierisk.
No, no, yourgrandma's pieistrash.
I don't carewhatyousay.
It's allbadPiepiepiecrustisawful.
I gopumpkinpieeveryyear.
It's theonlytime I eatit.
But I alwayshavethesamethoughtafter I haveitonThanksgiving.
Whichiswhydon't I eatthismoreoften?
Whyam I notlikeMelKiper?
A littlebitofwhippedcreamthatyouneedtolearnaboutteampumpkinpie?