I gotta be honest.

We kind of have to wait and see how things shake out day today.

But no matter.

Today we shall be the track in oil.

And that's a metaphor for blood, by the way, because today's cars are alive.

I tell you, man, I got to stop drinking.

Absent before shows.

First up is Optimus Prime, proud leader of the Autobots.

This simple Freightliner fl 86 semi truck exterior belies the heart and soul of ah, warrior and the body of a giant robot.

Despite being from an alien planet, he's 100% American.

You could tell from the red, white and blue in the brutal murder of an anime pretty boy.

His only weakness cheating if he ever did that, he'd ended all right there, even if it's only a video game.

This'll boy proper Harry Potter Jill open.

They look like your box standard Ford Anglia 105 e deluxe, but with a dash of magic, this baby can fly and even turn invisible.

And, best of all, trapped inside are too terrified.

Miners fresh out of Hogwarts on summer break.

Hey, if you win the race, you get to see your parents again.

Joke's on them.

One of them doesn't even have parents.

Don't worry, folks.

We haven't left the British Isles yet.

Up next is Thomas the Tank Engine.

He's the number one locomotive on the island of so door.

Just look at him.

He's a He's a sweetheart.

Nothing sinister hides behind those moon shaped.

Don't be soul piercing eyes, no horrors buried beneath the baby blue sheets steel.

And last but not least, this red hot race car got a second lease on life chow when he visited the town of recut Shower Radiator Springs and did cut you.

All right, let's just get on with it.

Let's join our commentators with Blue Mystic before the race coming down anyway, just like before.

Whoever makes it to the end first wins, but we don't care how they get there.

No civilians on the track this time.

Boom, stick.

Not this time, Wiz, unless you want another blood bat.

Maybe I should just go climb down there myself.

Haven't that Stephania?

But we don't need civilians because the cars themselves air alive Onley in the face of certain death Can one truly grapple with the beauty of mortality?

Man, I need to stop drinking absent before these shows.

Right?

Dunking shoulder gremlin.

Same.

Do you even know what that word means?

Or are you just repeating things?

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Let's join our racers on the starting line.

It's time for a death rate.

They're often well, Thomas takes an early lead.

Impressive, considering there aren't any train tracks.

Oh, you know, I think that's gonna be a problem.

Can't go around the bends like that tummy.

But the others are neck and neck and coming up on the first real obstacle.

The tunnel optimist goes in first.

It's gonna be a tight fit in there.

That's what she said, and our friends from across the pond taking unconventional route.

What do you expect?

Whiz?

Those kids should not be driving, but optimist is making the queen's life miserable in that tunnel.

He's gonna have to pull off something amazing shot.

Good charity like that up D Bold strategy ticking off the ultimate robo warrior cutting.

You know, I think having a car that flies kind of defeats the point of all this.

E knew he was banned, but O P s out for blood.

Boil.

Sounds like the clean way move down the track.

We approach another deadly obstacle.

The whopping willow.

Oh, it's a drop left by those vile to set the cords.

Clearly has nothing to do with Decepticons whiz, but I respect this gumption, you know, taking out of context.

It almost on sort of robo racist.

32 things sticking shut the costs.

Yeah, Game.

Who turned down the sky?

Remarked he's in the press.

Oh, Guess they won't get to see their parents.

One of them will.

Man, I need to stop drinking absence before shows.

Yeah, Yeah.

Okay.

The winner is my boy.

Optimist.

Boom, stick!

I was afraid of this.

See, Optimus Prime's victory may be clear, but he won through sheer luck and brutality by his own standards.

He cheated and must now commit Autobot seppuku.

Oh, goodbye.

Wings of iron.

You were the light in our darkest hour.

What was there to gain from all this?

I don't know.

It still counts.

Hey, come back next time, remember?