Please, sir, I know I'll talk to you later.

That was loved me.

Uh, thanks so much for being here.

You look fantastic.

I wanna ask you something, because I know that you take really good care of yourself.

Obviously, you take great care yourself.

Your your diet.

You're a vegan.

Is that right?

Vegan means you're There's no no animal product, no animal product.

So I'm just curious Thanksgiving coming up.

You probably wanna have a big Thanksgiving meal like everyone else.

What are you gonna eat?

Well, we actually did an episode that airs this week.

Not tonight.

Yeah, well, yeah, it's tonight s.

So it's after you've already missed it.

You missed it.

Saps, I think.

But it's, uh, jive Turkey.

I think it's called the episode, and we did a whole thing on Thanksgiving.

And so we have, like, a huge tofurkey and an inter key.

Okay, let's talk with tofurkey.

Is it zits?

Tofu?

Yeah, and it zit shaped like a turkey.

There's two.

There's three different cool kinds of tofurky.

Didn't get.

One is like a big smoked tofu tofu, but in the shape of a turkey, Like like a stamp of a turkey like a sticker of a turkey, right?

I mean, like, Yeah, but my question is, Why do they have to have it in the shape of a turkey if it's not a turkey?

One's a little that the other one is a little bit scary because it looks like a turkey.

It's like a little guy going Z.

It's a little sad.

It looks like a turkey trying to get away, so I don't like that.

One is much right, right?

But it could be in the shape of once You've got the tofu stuff, it could be in the shape of Ted Koppel's head.

It doesn't matter exactly right.

It could be anything.

That's why I like the one that just it looks like a sticker over turkey because it's just friendly and funny.

And it's like it's nice or could be a smiley face, whatever it could be.

Anything, Uh, now, obviously, I know that you've been over the years and being actually become very comfortable with your body.

I'm not comfortable with my body.

I don't.

In fact, no one is comfortable with my body.

But you're so thank you.

But you're very comfortable with your body so comfortable, in fact, that I read that you you garden in the nude.

Is that true?

Well, sometimes I like to call it a little Alex.

Do a little naked gardening naked garden, naked gardening.

It's a little thing we say in my home, right?

Right, I tell the dogs.

Okay, it's time for decade gardening.

So you're out in your garden and there's you're not wearing anything, are you?

Because it makes it easier to get around and then it's No, it doesn't.

What do you mean?

It makes it easier to get around?

That's just not true.

Encumbered by pants, I No.

E on the trampoline.

It's fun to jump on the trampoline naked.

It's fun to jump in the pool naked E c.

Those things, But I know it's a guy, and I wanna be around with shears naked, you know, get rid of E O.

No one wants that.

That's dangerous shears.

I'm more like my hands delicately pruning the pretty well.

That's nice.

That's like a nice That's a nice image.

You're But what about neighbors?

Your neighbors must have like a gong that they ring when you're out.

At least he's out new gardening.

Bon bon.

Bon people come running from miles around eyes that happened.

Not that I'm aware of.

Not that you're aware of.

Sure.

If they've got duck blinds and everything, they're excited.

So what about sunburn?

You have to worry about sunburn.

I'm not big.

I don't have a big concern about sun burns.

You probably get a nice tan.

I think A good, healthy 20 minutes in the sun.

A day is good.

Vitamin D, you know, like without some block.

You know, it's nice.

I burst into flames after five minutes.

Yeah, I literally dio I'm just like one of those stunt guys covered in flames.

I can't go to the beach, You know, I wear like a bear suit when I go.

Uh oh.

Now I understand you work very hard.

You make movies.

You didn't watch a lot of prime time television.

And the reason that you got interested in television because you got TiVo.

And I don't know how many people here have TiVo, but TiVo makes a huge difference.

You can So the rest of you don't know what we're gonna talk about now.

What are they talking about?

Tivo is a Martian.

Uh, well meaning Martian, No.

TiVo is this device that helps look for television shows that you like, and it saves them.

It's got a little computer brain so that then you can watch TV at your convenience.

I don't appreciate it when they make that judgment call for May.

Like I like to pick my Maybe I'm a bit controlling, but I like to pick, you know, you get to pick your own shows and they take it.

Then all of a sudden they tape shows for you.

And you're like, Why did you tape that?

You're wasting my tape time on your choice.

Chievo has this brain, and it's looking at what you watch and then trying to figure out Oh, if you like this, you'll probably like that and it goes and records it for you.

When I got my TiVo for the first time, I literally I swear to God I turned on the TV with TiVo attached and it was on HBO.

It was at night, and G string divas was on.

Okay, so I watch for 40 minutes just to see what's happened.

You know what, but then I literally I turned the channel not long after that, because it was an episode I had seen and but my girlfriend at the time Later, the next time she turned on the TV TV and she hadn't used it before.

TiVo said, Well, I know you like porn.

So here's all this porn.

And she suddenly said, Why doesn't think that you like pouring?

Yeah, it's pretty good.

And I've never seen porn since.

I don't really know what it is now on the show mismatch.

What?

You're what you're doing now.

You play someone who matches people up, tries to get couples into romantic relationship.

Is that something you're any good at in real life?

No, I try.

I mean, you know, every time somebody tells me they're single and looking for somebody, I immediately go.

Okay?

I'm gonna help.

And then I just sort of my mind goes blank.

But now I feel they're talking.

They're probably hoping that it will be.

You know what I mean?

When people are telling you I'm single and I kind of, you know, they probably want you to go.

Okay.

You know, let's go on a carriage ride around the park.

But but it's hard for you to hook someone up on the carriage rides.

What's up with that?

What are you talking about?

I don't think that's nice.

What horses?

Oh, right.

I forgot.

Oh, no.

I meant without a tofurkey dragging it tofurkey would be in front.

I didn't think carriage, right?

I know there's a bad, bad boo.

What's wrong with them?

Who suggested that that guy in the back?

But yes, it's so much fun.

And now I feel like they should really I'm very credible.

Now that I'm playing a matchmaker, People think you know how to do it.

Well, I think that they should, Right.

Well, they think you should Yeah.

Next time I'm gonna use that, like, you know, sort of.

I think I should have a better sense of matching now, working on it, cause I wanna identify with my character, just like okay, you're in Aires.

Maybe you could be good with the Leo or that kind of thing.

I guess.

I'm saying my brain goes blank, like, how do you actually do it?

Because then if you set people, if they're gonna be like, why did you put me with that person?

I've never done it.

I've never Even when I think people are right for each other.

I don't want to do it cause I don't want to be responsible for the pain and torment later on.

Do you know what I mean?

What if I set somebody up and they end up getting married, and then, you know, it doesn't work out?

I just I don't want any part of that that caused enough damage through the TV show.

I don't need to spread the hate other ways.

Mismatch airs Friday nights at nine on NBC.

Great to see you again.

You Best of luck to you, Alicia Silverstone.

Everybody will be right back.

Andrew W.

K.