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  • >> THE C.D.C. RELEASING GUIDELINES FOR THANKSGIVING

  • TRAVEL THIS PAST THURSDAY.

  • THEY'RE SAYING STAY HOME, RESIST TRAVELING LONG DISTANCES FOR

  • LARGE FAMILY FEASTS.

  • >> THIS YEAR COVID 19 IS FORCING AMERICANS TO MAKE THE TOUGH

  • DECISIONS TO SKIP THEIR FAMILY'S THANKSGIVING GATHERINGS.

  • WHILE PUMPKIN PIE AND FOOTBALL CAN STILL BE ENJOYED FROM HOME,

  • THANKSGIVING ISN'T THE SAME WITHOUT FAMILY.

  • INTRODUCING BLOW UP CRAZY UNCLE.

  • SIMPLY FILL HIM UP WITH AIR, ALONG WITH 10 OUNCES OF JIM

  • BEAM, AND LET CRAZY UNCLE DO THE REST.

  • >> WHY SHOULD GAGE BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED WHEN WINDHAM WON'T

  • EVEN TALK TO ME IN LINE AT THE CAR WASH?

  • I PAID FOR THE HOT WAX.

  • >> THANKSGIVING JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT QUIETLY

  • GRITTING YOUR TEETH AND PRAYING FOR IT TO BE OVER.

  • >> SO JOE BIDEN CAN CALL HIMSELF PRESIDENT-ELECT, BUT I CAN'T

  • CALL YOUR AUNT RONDA BECAUSE OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER?

  • DEEP STATE.

  • >> AND JUST LIKE YOUR ACTUAL CRAZY UNCLE, HE DOESN'T KNOW

  • WHEN TO LEAVE.

  • >> IT'S PRONOUNCED KAMALA.

  • CASA BLANCA?

  • NO, IT'S KAMA, THEN LA.

  • KOOKABURRA?

  • YAHTZEE.

  • >> THIS IS SETTLERS OF CATAN.

  • ( BELCHES ) >> BLOWUP CRAZY UNCLE.

  • BECAUSE A FAMILY THAT INFLATES TOGETHER CELEBRATES TOGETHER.

  • >> YOU KNOW ANY FEMALE SEX DOLLS YOU CAN SET ME UP WITH?

  • HELL, GIVE ME A BEACH BALL.

  • I'M NOT PICKY.

  • >> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.

>> THE C.D.C. RELEASING GUIDELINES FOR THANKSGIVING

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