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  • [crying]

  • Way! Wook! It's Widward!

  • What?

  • [laughing]

  • What's that supposed to be? Some kind of stupid secret code?

  • We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.

  • Oh, yeah? What does it take to be a member?

  • Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in.

  • Oh, what do you to zeroes know about fitting in?

  • Why, you should be begging me to join.

  • - You can't join! Can't join! - You can't get in!

  • [groaning]

  • Well, this is stupid! There's no room up here!

  • That's what we've been trying to tell you.

  • I do not now,

  • nor will I ever want to be

  • a member of your stupid club!

  • [screaming]

  • Oh no, that didn't just happen. Please tell me that didn't happen.

  • What happened?

  • Where are we? We're lost! There's no way out.

  • We're stuck in the middle of nowhere with SpongeBob and Patrick.

  • Well, this is the end.

  • No, it's not Squidward.

  • It's not?

  • - We have this! - How can that possibly help us?

  • Oh, Squidward.

  • We must never question the wisdom of the magic conch.

  • The club always take its advice before we do anything.

  • Oh, magic conch shell,

  • what do we need to do to get out of the kelp forest?

  • - Nothing. - The shell has spoken.

  • Nothing. We can't just sit here and do nothing!

  • Ugh!

  • I am going to find my way back to sanity!

  • But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes

  • crashing down. Sad clown. Ha.

  • [laughing]

  • I'm free!

  • [laughing]

  • Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick!

  • [laughing]

  • Yeah, huh? Oh.

  • Dude! We're falling right outta the sky. We've gotta drop the load!

  • Praise the magic conch!

  • Mmm mm.

  • Oh my! What shall I eat first? The spaghetti,

  • the turkey, the soup, the canned meat?

  • Why don't you ask the magic conch, Squidward?

  • Oh, yeah, like that'll happen. Right after I consult the magic toenail.

  • [gasping]

  • Squidward, are you questioning the authority of the magic conch?

  • [laughing]

  • You guys have it all wrong. I love this... piece of plastic.

  • Uh.

  • Hello there,

  • magic conch,

  • I was wondering uhshould I have those spaghetti or the turkey?

  • Neither.

  • Oh. Then how about that soup?

  • I don't think so.

  • - Could I have anything to eat? - No.

  • - Could I have something to eat. - No.

  • - Ugh!!

  • Squidward, are you alright?

  • Maybe we should ask the shell if he's okay.

  • Hello, anyone there?

  • Hello?

  • [gasping]

  • Do you folks need some help?

  • I'm saved! You don't know how happy I am to see you!

  • I have been stranded out here for weeks with these two barnacle heads

  • - and their magic conch shell. - Magic conch shell?

  • You mean like this?

  • The magic conch! A club member!

  • [moaning]

  • Alright, magic conch.

  • What do we do now?

  • Nothing.

  • Oh hail, the magic conch!

  • Oh hail, the magic conch!

[crying]

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"The Magic Conch" ? Club SpongeBob | 5 Minute Episode

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    Summer posted on 2020/11/22
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