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  • Oh, hello.

  • You caught me in the middle of telling myself a secret.

  • Hi, Harry. I am gonna ask you 73 questions. Ready to do this?

  • Come, come.

  • -Do you live alone? -I do.

  • And how has your day been so far?

  • Well, I stepped in a rain puddle and accidentally got a ladybug wet, cried about it for hours after, but...

  • I think I made things right, cause that ladybug is going on tour with me as my opening act.

  • Last person you texted?

  • My Uber driver from three weeks ago, just to say hello.

  • On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you about life?

  • A number that I made up that's impossible to communicate vocally, only with a look, specifically this look.

  • Least favorite color?

  • Ultramarine blue.

  • Favorite color?

  • Magenta.

  • What's the best gift you ever received?

  • A smile.

  • And you know who gave it to me? You.

  • Wow. Thank you.

  • What's your favorite meal?

  • A bowl of cream topped with drizzled raw honey straight from the bee colony I'm friends with, and a handful of wizzle berries.

  • I'm sorry, wizzle berries?

  • Yes, from the wizzle berry bush that grows in an enchanted land that's only accessible from the old armoire I keep in my garden.

  • What are you scared of?

  • Letting my anxieties tear me away from the present moment.

  • Wait, no. Spiders.

  • What's your guilty pleasure?

  • -Chocolate. -Oh, nice. Simple.

  • From the set of the original "Willy Wonka" film.

  • Favorite movie?

  • "Life," directed by me.

  • Shot with my eyeballs.

  • Coming soon to theaters near and far.

  • Best advice you ever got?

  • You can save 2 dollars a month on Netflix if you get the non-HD version.

  • Where'd you get that guitar?

  • Guitar Center.

  • Where'd you get that piano?

  • Guitar Center.

  • And what's in your cup?

  • Vodka!

  • Really?

  • No, it's tea.

  • How do you take your tea?

  • With vodka!

  • Dream collaborator?

  • Sorry, mate. I need to get going.

  • But we still have so many questions left.

  • I know, but I forgot I already made plans to blow a kiss to my best friend, a beluga whale wearing a bellhop outfit.

  • Thanks for stopping by.

  • And remember, treat people with kindness.

  • Cheers.

  • Chocolate kisses.

  • I just made that up.

Oh, hello.

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