It's strong and mighty, just like my tootie farts!

(fart noise)

(laughter)

- Put me down bro!

Geez!

- Wow! Hey! Lego man!

- Oh hey! Wow, why does it smell like farts in here?

- Hey! Hey Lego man! Hey!

- What?

- Lego Man, hey!

- What? I'm answering you, what do you want?

- Whoa, looks like someone needs to le-go of their anger.

(laughter)

- Ha-ha very funny.

- Thanks, it's a pun.

- Yeah, I picked up on that.

- Hey! Hey Lego man! Hey!

- Dude, I have a name.

- Oooo, what is it?

No wait, let me guess, is it Brockmeier McDunkelstein?

- What?

- Popcorn McCheesyjeans?

- These aren't even names.

- Oh, Twinklebeans Anderson.

- Twinklebeans?

- Blackiebutt McBrickensauce?

- George! My name is George!

- George Blackiebutt?

- No, just George!

- Oh, Just George! Sorry about that Just George.

- No! Not Just George!

George!

Seriously, do you know of anyone who's first name is Just?

- Just what?

- Aahh, holy crap you're infuriating!

- I'm not infuriating, I'm a Lego orange.

(laughter)

- I need to get outta here.

- Don't say that George Lego man,

we're such a good fit.

(laughter)

- Aahh, man can you ease up on calling me Lego man.

It's not even the right normenclature.

- No man what, what what now, brown cow?

- Nomenclature!

- Oh, I love yelling gibberish too!

Lego Booty, dunkin brobble, moist brangelinas!

- Stop! It's not gibberish.

What I'm saying is that Lego man isn't the right term.

I'm a mini thing.

- Ah, na-ah!

- What do you mean, na-ah? Yes I am!

- You're not a mini thing.

- Yes I am.

- Listen, I've seen a fig before, and you're not a fig.

- No! Not a fig, mini thing!

- You're not a mini fig, he's a mini fig.

- What?

- Sorry my friend, but he does have a point.

- Arrgh, this kitchen is insane.

- I mean, I kind of feel like you're the crazy one.

You think you're a fig.

- Mini Thing!

- Well, if you're a fig, then I'm a fidget spinner.

- What?

- Hey look at me, I'm a fidget spinner, I'm on a roll.

- Hey, knock it off!

- Wow. I'm dizzy. That's making me feel kind of sick.

- Well then stop doing it.

- Nah, I'm gonna keep doing it.

- Stop, for crying out loud.

- Yeah, I shouldn't have done that.

Why didn't you stop me?

- I told you not to do it.

- (vomiting)

- Eww!

- Huh, I don't remember eating a blue Lego brick.

- All right, I'm done talking to you.

- Why? Don't be rebrickulous

(laughter)

- Ha! Very funny!

- I've had it with the terrible puns, the name calling,

and on top of it, this entire place smells like farts!

Why does it smell like farts?

I'm out!

- Oh, wait! Hey, hey Blocky Butt.

- Hey! What did I just say about my name?

- No, not you, Blocky Butt!

- Ha? What the? Who makes a butt out of Legos?

- Maybe the Keister Bunny?

(laughter)

- I hate you!

(fart noise)

Aahh!

(laughter)

(rock music)