there. Here a na there a

(farting)

everywhere a

(farting)

Old mckorange had a farm eeyi eeyi yo.

(laughter)

- Please, tell me you're not the new farm hand?

- Nope!

I'm the new farm no hands!

(laughter)

- Ohhhhhh great.

Well here's your list of chores.

Here's another list of chores for when you finish

the first list.

- Chores more like bores, am I right?

(laughter)

Hello?

(boong)

Huh?

He must of been laughing so hard he had to leave.

Hey!

Hey Mr. Sad pants, hey!

- Are you talking to me? Oh,I'm not sad.

- Really, then why the long face?

(laughter)

- Yeah, never heard that one before.

- Well, most people haven't.

I took a gallop-pole.

(laughter)

- Ughh, that's awful.

- Ahh, come on don't be such nahh-sayer.

(laughter)

- You know what I'm out of here.

- Woahh now!

It says here I got to put shoes on you.

I'm not here to horse around, so what you thinking?

Addidas, Nikes, or are you more of a Birkenstocks man?

- Don't you know anything?

Horses wear horse shoes.

- But that doesn't mean you can't do something fashionable.

I'm an orange and you don't see me wearing orange shoes,

do ya?

- Mmm, well, I guess deep down I always wanted

to look beautiful.

- Say no more!

I've got just the thing.

- Wow!

They are a bit wob-wobbaly,

but my legs look fantastic!

- Now that's what I call a high horse.

(laughter)

Thanks, Orange!

- Well, the horse has been shoed.

Now I got to hoop over there to the farm.

Weeee

(cow's moo)

(shovel dropping)

- Hey! Watch it, pal.

- Easy now, I don't wanna any beef.

(laughter)

- Ughh.

- Ohh, I'm glad you're here.

According to my list I'm supposed to milk you

and that's no bull!

(laughter)

- Ugh, fine lets get it over with.

- Hmm-okay do you come with instructions or anything?

Because I'm utter-ly confused.

(laughter)

- Ugh.

- I'm never going to figure this out.

I'll tell you what here's a fiver

just run to the store and grab a gallon.

We don't have to tell Mr. Farmer guy

it can be our little secret.

- This is so exciting!

Thank you so much!

- You're dairy welcome!

(laughter)

- Although, I've never been to town before

I have nothing to wear.

- Don't worry I got just the thing.

- Holy cow!

I'm a bit wobbaly, but my legs look fantastic!

- Glad to hear it!

Now, lets get mooo-ving.

(laughter)

- Hey, I heard you are giving out high heel shoes.

- Who squealed?

(laughter)

- Very funny, listen, I always wanted to bring

fashion culture in a pig sty,

got anything my size?

- Sure!

Go hawk wild!

- Anything in my size?

- You're in clock!

- Can you fix me up a pair of those?

- Can do!

(laughter)

- Hey-hey sweet sass-borilla

what the heck is going on in here?

- Just working on my chores, sir.

- Oh I'm sorry!

I must of missed the list,

you know the one that said that I don't know,

maybe, put all my animals in high heel shoes!

Come on!

- But..

- No buts orange, you're just not cut out to be a farmer.

You're fired

I mean comon'.

Why are my chicken wearing high heels?

Why is my goat wearing high heels?

Why am I wearing high heels?

- Huh

- Why do my legs

look so fantastic?

- Yay!!

- And from that day on,

everyone on the farm dressed fashionably

and took time to feel beautiful everyday.

They were happy for several weeks,

and which at that point the farm went bankrupt.

Because no one was actually getting work done.

- The end.

(reggae)