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  • Oh, wow.

  • What can I say?

  • Please, lower your expectations.

  • It's not gonna be that good.

  • What the hell am I doing up?

  • I haven't done this in a long time.

  • A lot of people don't like that.

  • It's like a hate dating.

  • I hate dating.

  • I like date states are cool because a date means someone is considering fucking you.

  • Okay, they have, like, ponder.

  • It's just anybody you can eat when you might have a chance of fucking eso.

  • They're just pondering fucking you.

  • They're weighing it in their head and go girls going his dick, my mouth.

  • And even if it doesn't happen, you just feel I feel good.

  • Any day somebody thinks about fucking you.

  • That's a good day.

  • That's the thing with women.

  • Like they don't.

  • No matter what you do for a woman, if it doesn't end in marriage, this was a waste of time.

  • I don't care what you do for her.

  • You got her a job, you know, cured her diabetes taught how to read.

  • Well, if it's over, you don't marry us.

  • I can't believe I wasted my time with you.

  • Fuck you and your letters could have been married with diabetes by now.

  • What can I say?

  • E could say, Don't make any major decisions after a blowjob.

  • You know, let the blowjob wear off, then you figure out what you want to do.

  • You know, that's just my advice to you.

  • I'm sure that's what happened to J.

  • F.

  • K.

  • You know, Marilyn Monroe gave him a blowjob.

  • You know, he's like, I'm gonna get me a convertible, Yeah.

Oh, wow.

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