First of all, I want to address something that's been weighing on my mind since the election.

Now, are you worried about Trump's refusing to concede?

Is that it?

No.

No, I I think he's gonna concede eventually.

Yeah, well, are you worried about how quickly Biden's new pandemic task force can actually tackle the coronavirus?

No.

No, I'm pretty sure they'll get it done well.

And what's weighing on your mind?

I'm trying to figure out what snack Joe Biden looks like.

What?

I mean, it was obvious for years for four years that Trump looked like a Cheeto.

Okay, the whole country was unified on that.

We all agreed he looked like an orange Cheeto.

And everyone had so much fun comparing Trump to a Cheeto.

Everybody was in on it.

Okay, Now we have a new president, and it's imperative that we determine what snack he looks like as soon as possible.

You know what?

You would be doing a great service for every late night comedian, that's for sure.

I believe it will bring this country together.

It'll heal our national wounds.

So help me God for the good of United States of America.

I am going to figure out what type of snack Joe Biden looks like.

That's patriotism.

That's what that is.

Yep, and that's what it says on the TelePrompTer.

So here's what we're going to dio.

I want you, my millions upon millions upon billions of rabid fans to help me with this.

What type of snack do you think Joe Biden looks like the most to cast your vote?

Simply go to team coco dot com slash biden snack.

There are five choices.

One yogurt covered raisin to pirate booty, three Japanese shrimp chip four Cotton candy, five Saltine.

And if you think there's a snack that Biden resembles more than those five, there's even a place to submit a write in vote.

Then next week, we'll announce the winning snack.

That snack will then henceforth be the snack to which all Americans must compare Joe Biden's appearance.

This is going to heal this divided country.

Yeah, well, you heard it from Andy.