Such a gift!

I have a vision

I predict you will soon all say, "Aww"

Awwwwwwwww

It came true

What?! I'm not impressed

You're impressed

Hit it dad!

Oh, I can see

What others can't see

It ain't some sideshow trick

It's innate ability

Where others are blind

I am futurely inclined

And you too could see

If you was widdle ol' me!

Come on, everybody, rise up!

I want y'all to keep it going!

Wha--? How did he--?

Keep it going!

You wish your son would call you more

I'm leaving everything to my cats

Meow

I sense that you've been here before

Oh, what gave it away?

Come on

I'll read your mind if I am able

Something tells me you're named Mabel

How'd he do that?

So welcome all ye...

to the Tent of Telepathy

And thanks for visiting...

widdle 'ol me!

Oh my goodness

Thank you!

You people are the real miracles!

Whoo! Yeah, heh, heh!

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