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She will be okay, but she won't remember I have powers. It's for the best. Listen to me Elsa
Your power will only grow.
There is beauty in it, but also great danger. You must learn to control it.
Fear will be your enemy.
So you're saying we should lock her up alone in a castle until she's safe to be around.
What? That's not what I said.
That's a terrible idea. No.
So you're saying we should teach her to be scared of herself.
Are you even listening?
I just said fear is her enemy.
So you're saying to teach her to bundle all her feelings up till she gets this freedom complex and
Wait and see if she gets over this whole powers thing.
Oh, wow. You guys are bad parents.
No, I'm not saying to do any of those things.
So you're saying-
Stop saying soooooo!
Every time you say that you say the wrong thing.
Conceal don't feel?
Oh my gosh! The answer is love. Okay?!
Wow love thaws, pure love heals.
Okay, just...
come with me. I know a place that can help.
Hello Elsa, my name is Charles Xavier. Welcome to my school for gifted youngsters.
Where'd it go?
Where'd it go?
That other song is gone!
Here I am!
Here I am!
And my claws are grey!
This girl's name's Storm!
Obviously ice doesn't bother me
Yeah!!!
Boy aash miss you in Cleveland boy
Hey, aren't you curious how I get around so fast I have these rocket boots go home, buddy
Now this is because I don't have powers, isn't it?
well, not every superhero has powers, you know, I
Invented these I can fly. Can you fly fly home, buddy?
I work and wait you made those my boots?
Yeah, pretty cool, huh?
Yeah, they are ha ha and you think you can make me some stuff like that?
Would I that mean I gotta go get married real quick, but let's talk in a few days. Huh? How does that sound? Ok?
Guess who's getting rocket boots?
So, yeah
He was obnoxious but the key that spirit plus he apparently had a lot of money and could make me lots of really cool gadgets
You know what? That's like, right? Yeah
That sounds a lot like child labor. You wanted to be involved. Plus he's a good guy now
Fellas looking good kid. I mean, can you imagine if I turn them away?
Much to say this cafe scenario might have been something completely different here
So ignored I know right?
Who would ever enjoy that? I think you'd be surprised. So then what happened?
Well, it's been years
But some people try to sue me for saving their life the government wrote some laws telling us to be normal
but the supers just laughed like try and make us ha ha you guys are lucky you didn't have a
Civil war or something over that Hey
Hey, honey, ready to go. Oh
Sure. Do you guys know the missus? Nope, you look familiar
Have we met yeah, she does seem familiar
You sure you've never seen her before? Nope. This this is the first time
No capes
It was a man called
And I known how deeply I was to be involved. I would have obeyed my first impulse and walked away
And it occurred to me a family of warmth I knew had been blessed with a litter of Cubs
Surely they would take care of the nine cub
Bagheera brought us a picnic basket for lunch
What have I done
you're
Unbelievable. They ate the Mancow you gave a baby to a pack of hungry wolves. What did you think was gonna happen?
they were supposed to raise him like
Tarzan I don't know just not eat him
This is the jungle baby. Only the strong survive Bagheera
I heard you killed the man-cub then I so much despised a thanks for the assist. I did not assist it was the wolf
I did no such thing. It was the wolf. I do not want to be like you
Wolves are carnivores. I said those wolves are carnivores forget about that baby and sleep tight
Yeah
May I mean those wolves are carnivores I said the wolves are carnival's its mother nature's circle of life
Hmm your voice
Sounds oddly familiar. Hey
So does yours?
well
I'm afraid I'm going to have to digest you know, who Bala
My dad says I'll have my own room in San Francisco and there's hockey and pizza and lots of great, uh,
Riley
Sorry brain for it
Now stay calm it's gonna be okay everybody. I think I'm gonna be sick
Sadness we've got to get Riley's core memories back to headquarters before we lose any more islands of personality
Maybe these mine workers know the way back there clearing out old memories. Yeah get rid of this one, though
Sometimes we like to send it up to headquarters Josefa giggles
Wait, did you just send that memory straight up to headquarters? Yeah, could you do it again? I don't see why not
Well, that sure was easier than forming a human ladder of imaginary boyfriends and trampolining back up to headquarters you can say that again
Bing-bong. Oh
Are you stealing Riley's memories?
I think that's frowned upon. It's okay. He's lovable. I want to come back to headquarters with us
Hey guys yells it up here great
I think we learned a valuable lesson today that we really need some safety mechanisms to get back to headquarters quickly
So this never happens again, I mean seriously
No, silly never let sadness near the core memories again now back to your circle sadness if you say so joy
Hey, this place is nice
So there we were your core memory spilled all over the place
But joy and sadness handled it very well what you didn't know you have little people living at your head
Oh, yeah, they're great and it started creepy as it sounds
Hello in there guys. Oh, it's so good catching up with you Riley Riley
Oh, no, did I just blow your mind?
Mom
We'll get about me bah
Imaginary
Help your evil son get back memories before here
B-bomb I
Love hockey. I met my friends. I love my family speak on I hope he's never ever changed
So totally normal right guys, right?
guys, oh
Joy are you crying? Yeah. Why well, do you think you've got little emotions at your head -
It's better if you just don't think about that
Alright, let me get this straight a man in a kabuki mask attacked you with an army of miniature flying robots
Microbots
Microbots
Yeah, and he was controlling them telepathically with a neurocranial transmitter. I know because I invented it and this transmitter you made
control these
Microbus yeah. Yeah, it interprets brainwaves. Well, couldn't you just use balloon man over here and
I like trains
program him to control your whatever microbots so you can get them back and we can call this a
I like to Eat FIIIIIIIIIsh and I like trains
Catfish
Callahan ah
But I was so closing my revenge plot on Kree Labs for taking away my daughter wait, you have a daughter?
Yeah, she got trapped into a portal they created so I was gonna use your microbots to use that same portal to destroy their lab
so you've had the portal that your daughter was trapped in this whole time and you ever even bother to look inside to see if
She's still alive and your plan was then to suck up an entire building into that same portal making it nearly impossible for her rescue
Well, I was really busy with you know, my revenge plan. Plus I had to make this cool-looking kabuki mask
I like TRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for your darn robot
You
Aladin you just won the heart of the princess. What are you gonna do next? I don't know
I'm suddenly not okay with lying to everyone
Actually your line is genie. I'm gonna set you free. I can't what if they find out
I'm not really a prince. Did you take your dumb face this morning?
You think this is pretend did you forget the song and dance number? We prayed it through the city?
I granted your wish sir. Guess what you are a prince
Okay, let me break it down for you
I'll if someone evil got this lamp and wished to be a sultan or a wizard boom
They would actually become those things where it's means you actually have
75 golden camels and you are literally strong as ten men
I thought that line was a bit extreme. But hey, it was fun. Rhyme birthday. Oh, we altered your history
Goof. You are a prince
So stop whining you idiot. How much do I gotta hit you with this?
I still feel like a lying liar didn't tell her that
We've literally been saying that to you this whole time trust me it won't even faze her. Okay fine didn't L?
Don't forget to take this with you. Oh, right
That could be a mess one night different. You wouldn't want to clean up
So I'm a prince but it's all because I made a wish so you inherited royalty without doing anything to earn it
Yeah, sounds exactly like a true Prince to me
Excellent. You've fallen in love after only one day how realistic
You two shall be married at once
today I
Now pronounce you husband and wife
I
always cry at weddings
Jeannie thank you so so much. I'm gonna keep my promise and set you free
But first I'd like you to grant Jasmine one wish. Oh heck why not? I wish
For this story to never be made into a live-action cash-grab done
Or I'll see what I can do
What?
Nothing done and now Jeannie wait a minute
You sure you don't want to pass it around make sure everybody else got their wishes in
I mean we could fix a lot of problems out. I wish for your freedom. Nope. All right
Do you think your father will be upset about this you're right he'll be upset I shouldn't tell him
Yago should be back with the lamp any minute now
Henry
Henry
Well, of course I am son I just got washed out on the rivers all
Did you die when you got washed down the river
Through quite a lot several storms chased by predators drugs
Even survived waterfowl
Well, since I'm way bigger and stronger than you, there's no reason I wouldn't have survived those things as well
I mean, it's just common sense
Look how high my neck sticks up out of the water
Let's get you both home
Did you kill that critter that was stealing all our food
Well then no sorry, son
Once upon a time in a faraway land a young prince lived alone, but had everything his heart desired
except parents apparently
The prince was only 11 years old. I think it's it's not completely clear
Anyway, he was a super selfish spoiled brat, but weirdly despite a large staff
He still answers his own castle door
One night a haggard old lady showed up needing shelter, but the prince dismissed her for being super ugly
Suddenly she became a beautiful enchantress
So the Prince immediately slammed the door because well he saw a Suicide Squad and that movie sucked
Belle are you happy here with me?
Yes
What is it if only I could see my father again they miss him so much
Well if you can
You can look at him in my magic mirror
That's silly just bring him here like to live. Yeah, this castle is huge and he already knows about us
You should just live here with us. Do you mean it of course I
Mean unless you want to go back to your provincial life. No that town things were crazy
I sing a whole song about it and wanting more than that stupid place then it's settled you and your dad will live here
But not as my prisoners but as guests
Hahaha B
No, don't stop we're talking
At least I got to see you one last time
I've still been stabbed
Who know? Yeah, I guess Don stabbed me in the kidneys ah and shot me with an arrow
I'm still dying beast. No sadly. The curse said nothing about puncture wounds Beast. I love you also
My name's not beast. You know, you never introduced yourself. Well, you never asked either
I'm sorry, you really are?
funny
Well, at least we had furniture team or
Prison guest person guest Stockholm Syndrome is the best. Oh wait. No. No, it's not my dear this beast
You should detest candles and clocks singing twirl that the Masters plan unfurl
The accessories are accessory to kidnapping a girl but the cursed so it's cool. Come on girl. Don't be a fool
Dancing and birdseed should not impress a messed up. Love story bill has a thing for peace
prison guest prison gas prison gasps
Come on Nemo, let's get you home
Um, I actually have no idea how he got here nor do you oh hi you must be greed. Oh, yeah
Okay, not helpful. What do you mean, aren't you paying attention to how you got here?
I mean sure wait bro the EAC for a while
but we literally passed out a couple times before that plus who knows what happened while we were inside that whale oh,
Oh, I know. Do you have an address?
Yeah, it's an enemy in the ocean an anime in the ocean an anime in the ocean. I'm gonna remember that okay
Nobody panic. We just need to retrace our steps
We know raagh universe steep swimming oh
This is hopeless, maybe we just go back to Sydney. I got friends there. Why?
Thank goodness you scare me for a second, but seriously, we're moments from dying
I'm bored. I'm bored
And not shiny
Living in the ocean with the girl who dropped all this gold. Oh, it doesn't matter
What are you doing sir?
Let an old pro show you how it's done
Zazu turn around
Simba is practicing his pouncing skills pouncing. Oh no sire. You can't be serious
This is so humiliating
Simba did you just eat sassou? Yes
Circle of life right suppose we are lions after all
Simba what have you done? It was an accident
Nobody means for these things to happen
But the king is dead and if it weren't for you, he'd still be alive. That's not how I saw it
Simba step away from your uncle
Your uncle is the reason I died. Wait dad. You just told me that when we die. We turn them to the grass
Why are you in the cloud? Never mind?
Not right now Simba your uncle threw me into the stampede and is a real jerk, but no
I would never do that
Okay, I
Didn't oh, yes you do I was there
What are you doing here? So Robbie, I'm his mother. Mama is always near the Cubs does
This distance
Oh
That's big talk from the dead lion clean or just say maybe this wouldn't have happened
If you kept a closer eye on your son, why didn't you just run in the direction of the Stampede you big smart king? Oh
Great, see if you would have been around scar would never about the Chuckster king
Yes, God killed him let's get him let's
Run, you better run don't come back
So gonna haunt that lawyer
We are Bobby for me subha is too soon told you I couldn't wait
Hungry
Get it away I can't catch it. I'm gonna have to
Hey, no need to thank me. I'm just your friendly neighborhood spider-man. Oh dang it
They kind of escaped
- those goggles made Lucius go crazy. They've probably done the same to mom and dad
We have to find them and take off everyone's goggles
But how well I'll be invisible and you can do your thumbtack move from school
You know what you run so fast the camera can't even see you. You mean really use your powers really use our powers? Yes
Look out
Across
I think all of you for representing your nation's commitment to superheroes what you're all being brainwashed
Well crap
Everyone's brainwashing masks and that was pretty much the end of it. Yep. That's right
We took care of it because we're awesome
That is great kids. So then what happened?
Well Evelyn went to prison for attempted murder and the supers are totally legal again
Which is good because I think mom and dad really needed it. Where are your parents?
Exactly. Oh, they're having date night. Yeah, I'm sure they're doing something super romantic
You think if they liked helping people so much
They try to get work in the police force with a fire department or something, but whatever
Use your skills pushing paper till you go crazy
I guess well, you can just do it in secret like me cops get mad at me all the time for doing their job
Do you know why?