*crash*

We lost the diamond.

What?

I'm really sorry Mr. S.

This kid.. We never even got our hands on it!

That's not true!

What?

Shut up! Yes it is! Don't listen to her, boss.

She's lying.

No I'm not!

I had the diamond but this fool took it from me because he didn't trust me carrying it.

Then he got himself pick pocketed by a little kid!

No I didn't! Shut up!

I hate you so much!

Victor! Why would you do that?

Why would you lie to me?

I'm going to have to ask you to cut your own face off now!

But I... But I don't want to.

Awe... I'm sorry, buddy.

But you don't have a choice.

Awe.

Shots fired! Shots fired!

It's Harley Quinn! She's using non lethal glitter bombs!

Holy crap!

Hey stop right there! Hahahahahaha!

Harley Quinn's taking us out one by one!

Well,genius, stop taking turns and group up then!

*gasp*

Freeze! Dirtbag!

*sigh* Well Poop.

We heard you know where Harley Quinn lives.

Tell us where she is!

No.

We'll give you lots and lots of money.

No.

Okay I guess we'll just go ask someone else then!

Okay! Lets go bring back Harley Quinn,

and that diamond stealing kid from the fun house.

Just gonna put my phone in my pocket...

so no private text messages pop out in the open while we drive.

What are you talkin about?

Nothing! And we're off!

*buzz*

and we're off.

You don't think you can stand on your own, Quinn!

You're not the type!

You need me!

I'm the one they should be scared of!

Not you!

Not Mr. J.

Because I'm Harley @$%*# Quinn!

No! Because I'm Batman!

I gotcha!

Oh come on!

Let me go!

You're supposed to be Batgirl!

What is that?

oops.

You obviously have a lot to learn!

Son of a crap nugget!

Harley!

What happend?

Batman just swooped in and took everything!

Awe come on! Are you serious?

Well this is Gotham City...

He was bound to show up sooner or later.

I really thought this time was gonna be different.

Not the usual same old song and...

[Hey.]

dance.

Oh no.

Puddin!

sup?

You look... different!

mmhmm.

I know.

You look good!

you wanna get out of here?

Get into some trouble?

mmmmmmm!

I don't need you!

Haven't you been paying attention?

I've got my girls now!

Yeah! Yeah! Screw you clown!

Whatever. I don't care.

See ya.

Ooooooh.

He's so mysterious in that rebel without a cause sort of way.

I just can't resist it!

Puddin! Wait for me!

Harley, no!

Yeah don't be stupid!

I'm sorry girls!

He just....

looks like what I wanted the first time!

So we're back together!

Ugh! Lame!

After the way he's treated you?

Yeah I thought you would have shot him in the nuts!

So did I!

Exactly.

Oh I'd never do that to my snookums!

Besides...

I was out of bullets.

Ha HA HA HA HA!

OH LOOK OUT! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Out of bullets!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

He he he he he...

Heeeeeee.

You ladies have a cafe too...

that's cool.

Yup.

So anyways...

Your friend pooped out this diamond and said it belonged to you.

So I thought I'd bring it over because... well...

Because you're Batman?

I was gonna say because it's gross.

And I don't want a nasty poop diamond.

But sure... I am also Batman.

I would wash that if I were you.

Thanks.

So...

You're rich parents were killed...

And now you channel that rage to fight crime.

I know what that's like.

You wanna know my secret identity?

Do you know who I am?

I'm saying do YOU wanna know who I am?

Okay! Soooo....

The cops in Gotham don't like you either.

Do you wanna know my secret

You're barkin up the wrong tree there, Batboy.

Oh ok.

Soooooooo

You have super sonic... voice powers....

I can make my voice sound different...

with technology...

Do you wanna know my

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [Oh my gosh!]

So you struck out?

What?!