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  • Thank you for being here.

  • I'm thrilled to be here, merry Christmas.

  • And you know what?

  • Merry Christmas, as you know we're...

  • Well, we're celebrating Christmas now

  • because frankly we're just not sure mankind

  • is gonna make it to December 25th.

  • Yeah, let's do it now.

  • We don't want to miss our last Christmas.

  • And then we will know that this is our last Christmas

  • to which we can make that much more special.

  • So nice of you to dress up in the spirit.

  • Doesn't it... Aren't you feeling Christmasy right now?

  • I am. I love Christmas and I still...

  • I don't think it's ever too early to start the music.

  • It is a little too early with the decorations, I think.

  • I'd get stick of them by Christmas Eve,

  • but I just love it.

  • I love it, love it, love it.

  • Yeah. Well, we did this again.

  • We're doing it now.

  • Because we're not, we think things are just gonna come

  • to an end in about four weeks.

  • Oh God. Oh Lord.

  • Good thing we can laugh about it, Conan.

  • Can we though, can we?

  • I don't know maybe we can, we'll find out.

  • I can laugh at anything now I'm that medicated.

  • You know there's... I have a little bit of a bone

  • to pick with you Jane Lynch.

  • Oh okay sure.

  • And you're universally beloved.

  • People love you.

  • And I'm such a huge fan of your work,

  • but I do have a complaint,

  • which is, you've been on my show many, many, many times,

  • and every time you're on my show,

  • you come out, you sit down

  • and then you immediately start talking to Andy.

  • And you do that because you and Andy

  • have a prior relationship.

  • You worked on a stage show years ago before I knew Andy.

  • You always sit down and you start talking to Andy,

  • and then you keep talking to Andy.

  • This is an actual... This is the typical interview

  • that I do with you where...

  • Look at.. Not even making eye contact with me.

  • Not even looking at me,

  • only looking at Andy

  • and I find it very insulting.

  • Well, I'm sorry about that,

  • I wouldn't have thought that was true

  • until I saw that photographic evidence.

  • But I'm sure we included you in the conversations, I'm sure.

  • I don't know. I think you just easily left out.

  • Is Andy there tonight?

  • Well, yeah, Andy's sitting in the audience.

  • Hey Andy, can you hear me?

  • Hi Jane?

  • Hey, how you doing?

  • I'm doing fine.

  • How's your dog.

  • You've had her for a year now, right?

  • Daisy. Yeah, a little over a year.

  • A little dollop a Daisy.

  • I love that dog. She's so cute.

  • I love that you keep taking pictures of her

  • and posting it on Twitter, it's great.

  • Yeah. Well she's very photogenic.

  • She's a very pretty dog

  • and she just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

  • It's you know...

  • Would you say you're a dog person now?

  • I didn't know why I was getting a pony when I got a puppy.

  • Yeah. Would you say that you're a dog person now?

  • Oh, absolutely.

  • I always was.

  • I have-- Shh.

  • He was talking about being a dog person. Go ahead what?

  • Yeah, no, yeah,

  • I do, I've always been a dog person.

  • You have-- I mean everything.

  • I love animals-- I do too.

  • I would have cats if my kids weren't allergic, you know?

  • Mm-hmm, yeah.

  • I usually have cats, but they both passed away

  • in the last couple of years,

  • but I do have two dogs.

  • We usually have three. Believe it or not.

  • We have two Cocker Spaniels now.

  • And one of them is kind of an asshole

  • and the other one is just really old and blind and deaf.

  • But we love them both equally. Yeah.

  • Andy, ask Conan if he's an animal person,

  • just so we can include him on this.

  • Oh shit you're right.

  • Hey Conan, you've got a dog, right?

  • Yes. I have two dogs.

  • Tell us about them.

  • Loki and Bosco. They're great dogs.

  • But what kind of dogs are they Conan?

  • They are Golden Retrievers.

  • Okay. Hey, your dog is a mix?

  • Isn't she... Isn't Daisy a mix.

  • Isn't she like a mutt-- Yeah, she's a mix.

  • 'Cause she's not a pure breed.

  • I hating people get pure breeds that just...

  • My Cockers are men-- I'm sorry.

  • I'm cutting it off.

  • Jane, I think that you and I should talk

  • when there isn't someone interrupting us.

  • Okay, I think that's probably a good idea, whatever.

  • I'll get with you after the show.

  • Sounds great.

  • It's great to hear your voice.

  • I'm sorry I can't see your face.

  • That's all right.

Thank you for being here.

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