HAS THIS BEEN TRUE OF YOU?

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

>> I HAVE BEEN LEARNING A LITTLE BIT OF AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE,

A.S.L., AND I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS TUTOR, AND I LEARNED,

JUST FOR THIS SHOW, THIS IS THE LATE LATE SHOW."

AND THIS IS COVID.

THIS IS SHOW.

THIS IS LATE.

SO YOU DO IT TWICE FOR LATE.

FOR COVID, IT'S THIS, SORT OF LIKE THE CORONA OF THE SUN.

AND THEN QUARANTINE, IT'S THIS.

IT'S A HOUSE AND THEN STAY.

HOUSE, STAY.

>> WOW!

THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

THAT'S HARD TO LEARN.

I ONLY KNOW ONE WORD IN SIGN LANGUAGE.

>> James: GO ON.

IT'S ( BLEEP ).

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I LOVE HOW YOU DON'T

EVEN REALLY NEED TO KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE TO KNOW THAT'S

( BLEEP ).

THAT'S THE TRUTH OF IT.

IT'S COMPLETE BULL ( BLEEP ).

NOW, YOU'RE VERY TALENTED MUSICIANS.

FRED, YOU HAVE INSTRUMENTS BEHIND YOU THERE, FRED.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING ON MUSICALLY.

>> WELL, IN THE DOWN TIME, I'M JUST, LIKE, GETTING EQUIPMENT

THAT I DON'T NECESSARILY NEED.

>> James: RIGHT.

AND, SO, I'M A FAN OF STEWART COPELAND AS A DRUMMER, AND THEN

I GOT THESE THINGS CALLED OCTO-BONDS OR OCTO-BANDS.

HE USED TO PLAY THEM WHEN HE WAS IN THE POLICE.

I COULD PLAY THEM FOR YOU.

>> James: WE WOULD LOVE THAT.

I ALWAYS WANTED THEM SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.

ME AND MAYA PLAY A GAME WHERE I'LL PLAY HER A SONG AND WE

REALLY DO.

>> DURING QUARANTINE, WE DO IT A LOT.

HE'LL PLAY ME A SONG, AND THEN, LIKE, THE INTRO WITH DRUMS AND I

HAVE TO GUESS HWASONG IT IS.

>> James: OH, LET'S DO THAT NOW.

THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

THIS IS THE SINGING PART TO A SONG.

AND IT'S THE INTRO.

IT'S SINGING AND ALSO THE PIANO PART.

>> James: OKAY.

IT'S SINGULAR NOTES.

HERE WE GO.

>> OH, IT'S EILEEN ON ME ."

( SINGING ) >> James: EILEEN ON ME ."

YES?

( APPLAUSE ) >> James: THERE IT IS!

KEEP GOING.

I WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME ALL DAY.

KEEP GOING.

>> THE BEGINNING OF THE SONG,IST THE MAIN PART OF A SONG.

IT'S GOING TO SOUND VERY DIFFERENT ON THESE DRUMS, BUT I

THINK YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE IT.

>> James: "WE WILL ROCK YOU"!

( APPLAUSE ) WE'RE ON FIRE!

COME BACK AND JOIN US, FRED.

THIS IS A GOOD GAME!

NOW, MAYA, WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU.

YOU HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR NOT ONE, NOT TWO BUT THREE EMMY

AWARDS, AND TWO OF THOSE NOMINATIONS ARE IN THE SAME

CATEGORY.

( APPLAUSE ) A TREMENDOUS ACHIEVEMENT.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS?

IS THERE ANY ONE OF THEM YOU WOULD RATHER WIN THAN THE OTHER?

>> UM -- WELL, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

THAT'S AN INTERESTING QUESTION.

NO.

LISTEN, YOU KNOW, IT'S A WORLDWIDE PANDEMIC NOW, ANYTHING

WORKS FOR ME.

I'LL TAKE ANYTHING.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

IT'S ALL GRAVY.

BUT WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF I WAS, LIKE, NO, I DON'T THINK I

WANT THAT MAYA TO WIN, I THINK I WANT THAT MAYA TO WIN.

>> James: ARE THREES CONVERSATIONS YOU HAVE WITH

YOURSELF EVER?

>> LATE AT NIGHT, WE HAVE LOT OF ARGUMENTS.

MY DAUGHTER JUST BROUGHT ME ICE CREAM.

LITERALLY JUST WALKED IN MY ROOM AND BROUGHT ME ICE CREAM.

CAN I EAT IT?

>> James: YEAH, THIS JUST MAKES ME NOT LIKE MY CHILDREN AS

MUCH.

THAT'S ALL THAT'S DONE.

WHAT FLAVOR ARE WE ON THERE, MAYA?

>> THIS IS ORANGE CREAM SICKLE FROM MAGPIE'S WITH TOASTED

COCONUT FLAKES.

>> James: I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS ANGRY INTERVIEWING A GUEST.

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO JEALOUS EVER.

>> IT'S DWIGHT QUITE REFRESHING.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT

YOUR NEW QUIBI SHOW.

THE MAPLEWORTH MURDERS.

YOU ARE STARS ON THE SHOW.

EXPLAIN THE SHOW AND WHO YOU PLAY.

>> FRED AND I ARE PART OF A FOUR-PERSON FAMILY SINGING GROUP

CALLED THE McMILLENS (PHONETIC) WHERE WE LOOK THE

SAME AND ALL HAVE THE SAME PLOND HAIRCUT.

WE'RE PART OF A SHOW THAT WE COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING DURING

THE MAKING OF THAT OUR FRIEND PAULA, SHE'S LIKE AN ANGELA

LANSBURY.

IT'S LIKE A "MURDER SHE WROTE" KIND OF SHOW.

I'VE GOT TO SAY, I LAUGHED REALLY, REALLY HARD EVERYDAY

DURING THE MAKING OF THIS ONE.

IT WAS PRETTY FUN.

>> James: WELL, I'M REALLY REALLY EXCITED TO WATCH YOU.

REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING IS

THIS.

>> Reggie: YES, I DO.

TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO -- ( DRUM ROLL )

-- LET'S MAKE IT FOR BOTH OF OUR GUESTS, BUT I JUST WANTED TO

CALL FRED REAL QUICK TO JUST MAKE SURE THAT THIS QUESTION IS

OKAY.

>> James: HOW HAVE YOU GOT FRED'S NUMBER?

THAT'S HOW FAR OUT OF THE LOOP I AM.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, I DON'T HAVE ANY WAY TO CONTACT FRED.

>> OH, HERE WE GO.

THIS IS REAL.

HELLO?

THIS IS AMAZING.

I'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS BEFORE.

>> Reggie: YEAH, I HAVEN'T EITHER.

A LOT OF FUN TIMES HERE.

SO...

>> I'M GLAD I DIDN'T PUT MY PHONE IN AIRPLANE MODE.

>> Reggie: I AM, TOO.

YEAH, SO I JUST WANTED YOU TO GET THIS QUESTION BECAUSE I

DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE TO HEAR IT.

MAYBE YOU COULD TELL MAYA.

SO THE QUESTION IS, IF YOU ARE AT A PARTY AND JAMES WAS THERE,

WOULD YOU -- WOULD YOU, LIKE, HANG OUT A LITTLE BIT LONGER AND

THEN SLOWLY SNEAK OUT, OR WOULD YOU JUST ATTACK HIM WITH, LIKE,

TONS OF LOVE AND INTEREST?

>> OKAY, HANG ON.

SO, MAYA?

>> YEAH?

IF YOU WERE AT A PARTY, AND YOU SEE JAMES -- JAMES IS THERE

JUST HANGING AROUND, YOU KNOW, HE IS BEING SOCIAL -- WOULD YOU

SLINK OUT OF THE PARTY, OR WOULD YOU GRAVITATE TOWARDS HIM AND

GET FRIENDLY WITH HIM AND ASK HIM QUESTIONS AND HANG OUT WITH

HIM?

>> I WOULD GRAVITATE TOWARDS HIM AND HANG OUT WITH HIM.

WOULD YOU TELL THAT TO REGGIE?

>> YEAH, SO MAYA SAYS SHE WOULD GRAVITATE TOWARDS HIM AND HANG

OUT WITH HIM.

>> Reggie: OKAY.

WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU?

DID YOU HAVE A -- WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU?

>> I THINK, IF HE'S AT THIS PARTY, I WOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN

HANGING OUT WITH HIM.

>> Reggie: OKAY.

THAT'S WHERE I WOULD BE, ANYWAY.

>> Reggie: OKAY, COOL.

I'LL LET YOU GO AND I'LL SAY THE ANSWER ON THE AIR.

>> GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU, MAN.

>> Reggie: GOOD TO HEAR YOUR VOICE.

>> BYE, MAYA.

>> James: DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR US THIS EVENING?

>> Reggie: IF YOU WERE AT A PARTY AND YOU GUYS SAW THAT

JAMES WAS AT THE PARTY AS WELL.

>> OH, I'M AT THE PARTY.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

SO YOU GUYS ARE AT THE PARTY AND SEE HIM, WHAT'S YOUR FIRST

INSTINCT?

WOULD YOU, LIKE, RUN AWAY OR WOULD YOU COME UP TO HIM AND

JUST, LIKE, GET ALL CRAZY ON HIM?

>> OH, I THINK I WOULD COME UP TO HIM AND GET ALL CRAZY ON HIM.

YEAH.

>> SAME, SAME.

BUT I'D, YOU KNOW, GIVE HIM HIS SPACE AND TRY NOT TO TAKE UP TOO

MUCH OF HIS TIME.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

BUT A SORT OF VERY CONCENTRATED, HEY, YOU'RE DOING

GREAT, YOU KNOW.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

HOW ARE YOU LIKING EVERYTHING.

>> HE'S ALREADY SAID GREAT, YEAH.

>> Reggie: YEAH, THAT'S CORRECT.

>> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!

WE THANK OUR WONDERFUL GUESTS MAYA RUDOLPH AND FRED ARMISEN!