-Rolling.

(SINGING) It happened down on highway nine last night.

-I don't know where we are, Zandy.

-Well, maybe we should just stop somewhere and get a room.

-I don't want it to get weird, you know,

with our past romance.

-Maybe what happens in Georgia stays in Georgia.

-Oh, no.

-What?

-I'm out gas.

-Oh, that's OK.

I brought some Spanish Fly.

-No, the car.

The car is out of gas.

And we're stuck.

-OK, I'll call 911.

There's no service.

-(SINGING) David and Zandy held each other tight.

Cause the was no place to go for the night.

Ain't that right?

-OK I'm going to go see if I can find a phone somewhere.

You stay here.

It'll be safer.

-OK.

I'll lock the doors.

Just hurry.

-You know, just to be safe, I'm going to lock the doors

from the outside as well.

-Wait, why would you do that?

-Just to be safe.

-What?

-I'll be back, as soon as I could find a phone.

-(SINGING) And David will just find a bus or maybe someone

told me about--

but no?

Not helping.

-No, it's good.

It was good.

-It's not helping.

-Elysium, dreams dispensed daily.

Bring your own container.

Huh.

Um, hi.

We're out by the car.

It's stuck on the road.

And then now, we don't know what to do.

And can I use your phone?

-You've come to the right place.

-So this is your house?

-It's a commune.

-Oh, my God.

-Hi, I'm just looking for a phone and--

oh, what, hey, ya, ah.

Oh, ho.

-Are you OK?

-No, hi.

How's it going?

Um, I'm David.

-I'm Eva.

-Eva, wow.

-It's a pleasure.

Welcome.

-Thank you.

This place just gets better by the second.

-Oh, it is wonderful, isn't it?

I mean, I usually have horrible gas.

But here at Elysium, I only have medium horrible gas.

-That's not bad.

[FART]

-Oh, see?

Just a little one.

-That was that breakfast coming up, huh?

-Oh, David, where are you?

-I'm really wet.

-I--

-Let's go.

-Oh, my God.

I mean--

-I'll show you how it's all done.

-This is crazy.

But I'm gonna do it.

Ah.

-Ah.

-How was that for you?

-Incredible, how was it for you?

-Oh, medium to not so good.

-Why?

-I mean, you could have at least taken some of your

clothes off.

-You know, I'm sorry.

I just--

it was spontaneous.

And I forgot.

But I swear to God, if you--

we do it again, I would take some of my clothes off.

-Ah, that would be great.

-Oh yeah?

-I'd love to see this stomach.

-Yeah?

Well, what if I took off these jeans.

And underneath, it was revealed to you that I was

rocking a boner.

-Oh, then I would ride that boner so hard.

-Yeah, but would you be surprised to see a guy, at the

age of 41, sporting a new boner so soon after having

ejected his jizz onto you?

Can I ask you something about how it works here?

-Sure.

-Like, is it just so free that, if I wanted to, I could

just unzip your fly and pull out your dick and just start--

More?

Faster?

-A little, yeah.

All right whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, careful, careful,

slow, that's it.

-Almost done.

-There, I just cummed.

-This is better than I thought.

(SINGING) I'm at a crossroads.

I just love this place.

I loved hanging out with you guys.

I could really make my life here.

-It's wonderful to have you here.

-It's great to have you.

-So great.

-Great to have you.

-What's wrong?

-Very good.

-It's great to have you.

-Very good.

-So good.

-Pay no attention.

-He's being a little weird.

-Don't pay any attention.

-Pause.

-Wait a minute.

-Shutdown.

-Oh, my God.

-All right, here's what happened.

After my wife died, I just thought I'd never be able to

relate to a human being again.

-Uh huh.

-So I made these robots that I could socialize with.

You know, I could relate to them.

See, they can do all kinds of things.

Here, I'll--

I'll give you an example, chase David.

-(GASPING) Ah!

-We will catch you, David.

-David, David Wain.

-We are going to eat you.

-I might eat you for dinner.

-Malfunction, malfunction.

-Ah!

He threw a chair and broke it.

-Broke the chair, broke chair.

-He broke a chair.

Broke chair.

-Broke our chair.

-You broke our chair, you bitch.

-David went over there.

David went over there.

-David went over there.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

-Your robots are OK.

But they couldn't outsmart Mr. Wain.

-Yeah, well, you want to see my latest one?

What do you think?

Is that great?

-I am Robot David, Robot David.

-Oh, now that you have him, what are you

going to do with me?

-Oh, I'm glad you asked.

This'll be all I'll need you for.

Get him.

ROBOT DAVID (OFFSCREEN): I am Robot David.

-Help!

-I'm going to kill the yellow [INAUDIBLE].

-He's a robot.

And he looks like me.

And he's chasing me.

-Hold still!

-Slow down.

-He's gaining on me.

-Wait-- wait a minute, which is which?

-Ha ha.

You'll never know which one is me and which one

is the Robot David.

-I think you just gave it away.

[GUNFIRE]

-Zandy, Zandy!

-Where the hell have you been?

-It's was crazy.

It was like this sex commune.

And Alan Alda was there.

And he built all these robots.

-Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.

-And the robots were chasing me.

And one looked just like me.

-Wait, I know that look at your jeans get when-- did you

sleep with another woman?

-I--

honey, I also jerked-off a guy.

Plus, I never did find a phone.

And I didn't call for help.

Now we're stuck.

Are you mad?

-I wouldn't say I'm mad, annoyed yes.

But you know what?

I'm not going to get meshugana over it.

Let's get going.

-Well, no gas.

-Oh, yeah, yeah.

-No gas.

No gas.

-David?

-No gas.

No gas.

Not David, nah, nah, Robot David.

-Whoa.

I think I like Robot David.

-Hop on.

-OK.

-Come on.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

-I am sorry master for that he got away.

-You know, Robot Dave, I think I've learned something today.

-What is that?

-You really can't replace a human being with a robot.

I'm sorry, Robot Dave permanent shut down.

Now, I can hear nature.

And I can see the clouds and the sky.

Goddammit!

Put her down.

OK, OK, OK, OK.

Back to normal, normal, normal.

Hello.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

-Yeah, but would you be surprised that I had a boner

so soon after having a jizz-load rocked in your--

-Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, David.

[GASPING]

-I want to get a little bit of that.

-Oh.

-Hey there.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Ew.