Yeah, she told me she's not ready for another Spider-Man reboot so she sent me instead. Hi, I'm Tim. Oh.

Okay...

Do we actually not know her name? Nope!

Gotta say I'm kind of happy with this Spider-Man this time. I know he's fun. He can sing, he can dance...

He's the right age. I'm pretty fine with a whole new reboot. Me, too.

I hope Chris Evans is in this. GASP

So refreshing that this isn't an origin story, right? Oh my God. I know. How many times can we watch Uncle Ben die?

Yeah, you know it's so nice finally agreeing with someone and it is so cool that I'm [Aze], young and hot for once. Uhhhh...

What's the point of making her so young? Well, Peter is younger too.

- you know how many roles there are for elderly women in Hollywood? None.

Well, it's "Auntie May," not "Granny May". Fine. At least let's agree that the love interest this time is great. If you say so.

You're not the person. I thought you'd be I guess this was a mistake guess, so

I hate the suit. I hate the villain. It's just Birdman again. Well, I love the villain. Well, I love the suit.

I'm sorry yeah, we went too far. Let's never fight again agreed

Though Stan Lee cameos are so lame though. So how was the movie? I don't want to talk about it. I knew it!

*Drums and stuff*