Do you wake up to that music every day every?

Every morning. Gets me going, yeah.

If I were you, I would program that into my snooze alarm.

(laughter)

It's very nice to see you. You look great.

Thanks. You look terrific.

Conan, I had more fun here last time because,

as I recall -

There was alcohol in the green room.

(crowd laughing)

No, we all sat around the campfire.

Yes. A toast cigar weenies.

That - And you were -

That was actually the time before last. Yeah.

Okay. And you were playing the guitar.

Which - Yes

I thought was memorable. And we were all singing

Roy Acuff, stuff or something.

Yeah, that's when we experimented more on the show.

Now, we've learned not to make people hate us.

Just stick to the basics

Just for land and the prairie, yes.

That's right. Okay.

Now, one of the reasons that I wanted to talk to you.

Yes. This time.

(laughter)

What was that all about?

Anthony did you just press an electric button in the seat?

You really want to talk to me?

No, I want you here because this movie just came out.

This thing that people claim is a Batman movie.

Are you all right, what's wrong?

I'm sorry. I just wanted to cheat

and look at your notes. Okay.

What are you talking about?

The notes.

It just says ask him about the Batman movie.

The new Batman movie

Well I wanted to take away because, I'm not judgemental.

You're not judgemental.

Oh, you don't want to talk about this?

I don't want to talk about -

People want you to talk about this.

You do? Yes, they do.

(crowd applause)

No, I want - What do I know about Batman?

No, I want to ask you about this.

They come out with this new movie. George Clooney is in it.

They got Chris O'Donnell as Robin.

Batman and Robin. Remember you Batman and Robin.

That should have been you and me. I know this.

(laughter)

Yeah. Boy people would be lining up

around the block to see that.

The saddest Batman movie ever made.

No.

No, but I'm curious about this.

I mean, don't you think that they could incorporate you,

into these Batman movies in some way?

I know you've said before that you could be uncle Batman.

Yes. That's all I want.

You could be the elder statesman, Batman.

Yes. You see what I'm saying?

You could be the Batman who retired,

but still comes by occasionally,

and gives George Clooney advice.

And says, "In the 60s, we did it differently, old friend."

Yes I like that idea. Right.

I think we could freshen the whole franchise.

Yeah, exactly. Yes.

Because if you ask me, these movies,

they've got all the stunts,

they've got all the special effects,

but they're lacking a little oomph, don't you think?

Well, I think we could be humanized a bit more.

A little warmer and wittier.

And I think Uncle Batman's a pretty good idea.

Yeah, Uncle Batman. Things as -

I think people by the idea of Uncle Batman.

(crowd applause)

Uncle Batman, popping on a pipe.

Well, things could be so desperate,

and gotten absurd, yeah.

Puffing on your bat pipe, (laughing) coming by.

What was that? I don't know.

The bat pipe was moving, yeah.

You just had a flashback, didn't you?

Yes I did.

Look, smoke. There's a bat, it is smoke.

It was a crazy time in the 60s for you, wasn't it?

Do you do that often during conversation,

you're talking to someone you just go, like that?

Please, Adam, over here.

No. No, you don't.

I'll leave you. I'll be fine.

Yeah, I'm sure. I'll leave with you Conan.

Have you noticed? This is something,

that I've noticed in these -

Where, what? Oh, I'm over here, Adam.

I didn't notice. Adam, it's okay.

Adam, 1997 right here Conan O'Brien, all right.

Right here lock eyes with me baby.

I've noticed that in these new Batman movies,

they're making.

Have you seen it, they put all these sexual stuff,

into these Batman movies?

For example, the suits that George Clooney,

and Chris O'Donnell have -

You're talking about lumps?

No, they put nipples on them,

and they wear big coat.

There are nipples on their suits now.

What was that?

Was a long nipple.

(crowd laughing) I was -

(crowd laughing)

I thought it was a short something,

because I didn't know what's going on.

(crowd laughing)

I didn't know you were referring to that.

(crowd applauds)

Don't bring up long nipple on.

My point is this is. Do you find that disturbing at all?

I mean, I find that a disturbing part of these movies,

is that you think they're essentially for kids,

and you go there - Well, I don't find it

sexually disturbing. And batman,

rubbing his nipples in his suit.

No, it doesn't turn me on. Is that what you're saying?

No, I didn't ask if it's -

Sexually disturbing, no.

Work eyes.

(Laughter)

Yes, I do a little bit, because -

You think it's a little odd.

I mean, you didn't do that in your series.

No, we didn't need to Conan.

It was all natural just a bat tall, of course.

But it was.

(crowd laughing)

What you saw was what -

You're gonna still regret that you hadn't.

On your show too,

one of the things was nice to see,

is that you guys did things lower tech,

and these shows, in these movies now,

they have all kinds of devices,

and everything to get up a side a building.

You guys threw a rope up there,

and then walked up the side of the building,

and that was just so much more enjoyable.

Don't you think, than all this high tech stuff?

Yes, we had a more leisurely bat climb.

(Conan laughing)

We took time to say hello to people on the way up.

Good morning citizens.

Your Batman had a lot of time to kill.

That's right.

I was curious.

I don't think, I haven't seen you asked about this.

But in Pulp Fiction,

quite a famous scene,

John Travolta, and Huma Thurman -

Oh, yeah. Are dancing.

And John Travolta, starts to do, The Batusi.

And I was thinking this is a movie,

that ended up garnering some Oscars.

Did you in any way feel,

you should get some credit for the movie?

I mean, that was a big scene

when John Travolta, was doing that.

Yes, but I didn't really want to step in,

and assume much credit.

I was going to take the Oscar,

I had arranged to steal the Oscar.

Yeah.