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  • Hey Wes

  • Hey

  • You ok there? You look kind of stressed.

  • No Im fine. Im just uh writing a speech

  • Speech for uh.. for what? for ISA?

  • No no uh for Ted's wedding

  • You know, best man speech?

  • I know its kind of early, but I figured I'd start now

  • I've never written one before

  • Oh..Ok..cool

  • So, did Ted already ask you?

  • Hm?

  • Oh. no not yet, but uh he will eventually

  • Oh...

  • Oh...

  • What makes you think that he's gonna to ask...you?

  • Who else is he gonna to ask?

  • Me?

  • Oh thats funny...

  • No Ted likes me more

  • I'm a little bit bothered that Wes would automatically think that Ted's going to choose him over me to be best man.

  • cuz quite frankly...Ted just likes me better...He's told me

  • Am I gonna change the way I act around Ted?

  • mmmm...probably not

  • I'm just gonna be the same old me...same old Phil... (chuckles)

  • Hey Ted!!

  • Hey Phil

  • *scrambling noises*

  • I'm just so...

  • ...happy for your engagement!

  • Thanks...

  • Just whatever you need..just..just ask me ok and I'll be there!

  • I'll do my best...to help you..man!

  • Cool..but the wedding's-(Phil cuts off) Like dancing!!

  • Like I can teach you how to dance. 1, 2, 3!

  • Why are you touching me?

  • Best Man me!! (chuckles)

  • Uuuh..no..uh ma..maybe later...

  • Alright you got it! haha..

  • I have this feeling that Phil is trying to take the Best Man title away from me...

  • Its so sad...because..he doesnt even have a chance...

  • I've known Ted..for 15..15 days...longer than Philip....

  • (softly)15....days....

  • Hey Ted

  • Hey Wes

  • I was at the mall today and I thought of you so I got you something

  • Oh..

  • Here you go

  • Cool!

  • A sweater?

  • Its like 96 degrees outside...

  • It is hot...

  • ..but ur so cool...

  • Thanks....

  • *Exhales sharply Hey Ted!

  • So there's something really important that you need to know for the wedding reception

  • Ok..whats that?

  • Taking off the garter!

  • You can practice on me!

  • Ugh...go away!

  • I can get a different color...

  • Hey Ted, how's it going over there?

  • Its fine

  • You wanna use those coupons now?

  • Uuum... Im ok actually...

  • I dont know what's going on, but Phil and Wes have been acting pretty strangely around me lately...

  • Its really weird...

  • WHY do I think they're being so nice?

  • I dont know...but its about time!

  • It only makes sense that Ted should choose me.

  • Its written...in the stars...

  • Actually, its written in my name

  • seriously.

  • Hey. Ted.

  • Can you help me with this?

  • Mmhm

  • How do you pronounce that?

  • THAT?

  • Mhm

  • Thats ur NAME...

  • Well.Yeah.But how do YOU say it?

  • Wes Chan

  • Ok. Keep saying it.

  • Wes Chan, (Wes joins in) Wes chan

  • Ted: Wes Chan, Wes Chan, Wes Chan..... Wes: Wes Chan, Wes Chan, Wes Chan.....

  • ....Wes Chan, Wes Chan... ....Best Chan, Best Chan...

  • ...Wes Chan, Wes Chan ...Best Man, BEST MAN!

  • Best man...

  • *Knocks on door*

  • Hey guys.

  • I was in the neighborhood. Lunch?

  • I was in the neighborhood. Lunch?

  • Hey Wes.

  • Hey Ted!

  • Hey Chris.

  • I got you a little lunch

  • Oh.

  • * Rustling of plastic bag*

  • *puts juice on table*

  • Thanks Chris.

  • Yeah. Its not a big deal.

  • Hey Ted, did you get that new "Wedding Planning" app for the Ipad?

  • Uh what for? I dont have an Ipad

  • Are you sure?

  • Yes Im positive. I don't have an Ipad

  • What about the ONE ON YOUR DESK?!

  • WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

  • Wow this is so AWESOME! Thanks Wes!

  • *magazine thuds on floor

  • *Phil breathes sharply

  • Pffft. Its so obvious that Wes is threatened by me!

  • He can see that Ted and I are getting along WAY better, so he's trying to BUY his way into being Best Man?

  • Psht, So not cool, so not classy Wes...

  • Hey Ted Ted Ted! Wait wait wait! Quick question!

  • Um blonde or brunette?

  • Uh why?

  • You no what, I'll get a variety don't worry

  • Wait wait wait! What're you talking about?!

  • Strippers

  • What?!

  • Ok. For ur bachelor party!

  • I was just gonna get 2 to 3, but then this deal, if you get 9, you'll get the 10th for free.

  • I dont even want strippers, why are you even planning this?

  • Well the best man, you know plans the bachelor party, so I just wanna let you know know that everything's gonna be taken care of.

  • Now is there sort of a themed costume that u kind of like? Like uh western or military or law enforcement or...

  • STOP!

  • You don't need to plan my bachelor party, cuz ur not going to be my best man!

  • What?!

  • Looks like Wes Chan's the Best Man

  • Neither are you Wes. My brother's gonna be the best man.

  • What the F*ck Ted...

  • You know what? I didn't even really want to be the best man...

  • because its probably going to be a boring stupid wedding!

  • Thats WHACK Ted!

  • *knock on door*

  • You guys see my ipad?

  • No. No Ted, I havent seen YOUR ipad....

  • I've seen MY ipad

  • Sorry!

  • But i thought that was a gift...

  • Oh oh! You want these too?

  • These are free backrubs, not backstabs!

  • OHHH! *Highfives*

  • Hey Ted.

  • Damn it Chris! Is this soft to you? Is it?!

  • Did you forget the fabric softener AGAIN?!

  • *Throws down towel*

  • Oh...I totally forgot Ted, Im so sorry...

  • My my mind...it's been all over...

  • FIX IT!!

  • Yeah the wedding was great!

  • Amazing actually!

  • Uhh...no Chris doesn't know it happened yet...

  • Thats better...

  • Yes...

  • Pepper's hungry. Now go to the store and get her some food.

  • You got it.

  • Of course I'll tell him!

  • eventually...

  • He's totally going to pick me as the best man!

  • Is Pepper a dog or a cat?

Hey Wes

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