a Christmas special in 2020

without the following segment.

Take a look.

(dramatic music)

[Narrator] It's time for a Qanon News Break.

America, this Christmas it's time to wake up

and learn the identity of the biggest deep state

criminal of them all: Santa Claus.

(bells jingling)

Born Saint Nick in 270 AD,

Santa has survived to this day

by feasting on the plasma of millions of children.

His bright red cheeks proof of his insatiable lust.

How does he get away with it?

Because for years Santa has been propped up

by the Hollywood pedo industrial complex

where he's been featured in over 100 films,

all glorifying his maniacal invasion of younsters' homes

to harvest their blood.

Yes, Hollywood, where Santa is sheltered

thanks to his carefully cultivated relationship

with power broker, Brooke Shields,

and coddled by the warm embrace

of the mainstream news media.

Santa is here!

[Narrator] No wonder he's able to move freely

among the deep state's greatest felons.

And now meet Santa's boss,

shown for the first time in this deleted scene

from a children's classic

where Rudolph surveys his kingdom.

Bow down.

[Narrator] And Santa is broken and brought to heal

by the evil reindeer and his eight demon disciples.

Yes, Rudolph, who keeps Santa on a short leash

as he in turn administers to his deep state minions.

Melania tried to warn us with her Santa hat trees,

but we wouldn't listen.

So now it's time for all of us

to wake up before it's too late.

Next time on Qanon News Break.

Learn how Jesus Christ,

a confirmed bachelor and known Jew,

who is beloved by Hollywood

and confessed to spending 40 days

at a desert retreat with the devil,

might just be the biggest deep state

double agent of them all.

This has been a Qanon News Break.

Man, that makes you think, doesn't it, Andy?

Yeah, think that my great aunt was right.