S: because Japan has just out-America'd you

S: with the American cherry pie frappuccino at Starbucks.

Martina: It has an actual pie crust

M: for a lid.

M: You have to like...

M: beat your way through

M: the cherry crust

M: to get in to the American cherry pie.

S: So this is a limited edition frappuccino

S: that was all over social media last week.

S: It just came out today.

S: I'm gonna try it out. M: Was it all over the sowsh meeds?

S: The sowsh meeds.

M: The smowsh meeds.

S: So I watched how they made it.

M: Okay.

S: They first scoop in some of this cherry stuff

M: Mhmm

S: and then they make their basic frappuccino

S: and then they scoop in something which

S: from the bin

S: said P C fifteen A C.

S: So I'm not sure what that is

S: but I think that adds some crunch.

M: (laughs)

S: They put some more cherry on top

S: they cover that with whipped cream

S: and then they pull out these-

M: There's whipped cream hiding under this?

S: Yes, there's whipped cream hiding under here.

S: And then they get these little pie crusts

S: and they put them on top.

S: Do it!

M: Heuh

S: Look, bang it hard.

M: Argh!

S: There you go.

S: Isn't that satisfying?

M: Oooohoohoohoohoo S: That's so satisfying.

S: Oh yeah.

S: Ooh yeah, you like that don't cha?

S: Pump it in and out. M: Oh my god, I can see the whipped cream.

S: Pump it in and out.

M: I won't. S: Okay.

M: I won't be part of this shenanigan.

S: Ready to try this? Here we go.

M: Mhmm

M: First I got a hunk of pie crust.

S: Mhmm

S: Oh wow.

M: Okay, so this is the caffeine free one.

S: Yup.

M: Wow.

S: Super sweet.

S: Does it taste like cherry pie though?

M: Okay.

M: It's the vanila cream frappuccino.

S: Mhmm

M: And then they've added

M: kind of like

M: you know when you get that really

M: super cheap like $2 cherry pie.

(cue Simon struggling music)

M: And when you cut into it it's unnaturally red.

M: like when you have a danish.

M: (laughs)

S: A cherry was plugged

S: and I sucked too hard

S: and it popped up really hard.

M: You popped a cherry?

S: I popped my cherry.

M: Right in your mouth?

S: Yeah I popped a cherry in my mouth.

M: Mmm, it's actually really good.

S: I know.

M: Oh, the crunch in there

M: is graham cracker.

S: Ohhh.

M: They've scattered it inside.

S: So I think the best way to enjoy thi-

S: Oh sh*t!

S: Never mind.

S: I was gonna say,

S: the best way to enjoy this is to break this up

S: and then to spin this around in here

S: so you get some crunch in here. M: This is a very dangerous situation.

S: This is a very dangerous-

S: this situation.

M: Well since I'm not a barbarian

M: I'm gonna actually try-

S: Just eating it?

M: the crust on its own

M: and see what it actually tastes like.

M: Mmm.

M: Oh my god.

S: What is that?

M: Do you know what it taste like?

M: Passion flakie.

S: Mmmmm.

M: This tastes like

M: a passion flakie.

M: Oh nooo. (laughs)

M: I didn't do that

M: on purpose. It's the dome shape.

M: (laughing) When you bite it.

M: (laughing) When you bite it.

M: It's science.

M: (laughing) It creates an effect.

S: I know what you did.

S: You made me bite it

S: and then you mushed it into my face.

M: I didn't.

(cue detective music)

M: ...passion flakie.

(intense music)

M: (slow-mo) Ohhh noooo.

(music continues)

M: (super slow-mo) Oh nooo. (music continues with clapping in the background)

(cue sad music)

M: I swear to you, I didn't.

M: You know how I swear to you how I didn't?

M: Because it happened to me too when I bit into it

M: I booped my nose.

M: But yo- I was trying to warn you to

M: to be more gentle.

S: You were trying to warn me

S: with what?

S: Telepathy?

S: Where were your actual words

S: like a big girl, to tell me?

M: I thought you'd bite hard

M: and you'd break it in half.

S: This is.

S: Passion flakie.

M: Passion flakie

S: in liquid format.

S: Are passion flakey supposed to be cherry pies though?

(ticking)

M: Mmm..

(ticking continues)

M: Woah.

M: I never thought about that before.

S: I mean what is it that-

M: What IS a passion flakie?

S: Is that a real thing that happens in, like, baking?

M: Okay.

M: I somehow managed to get, like,

M: frappuccino in my eyelashes

M: and on my nose as well.

S: Okay breaking apart the pie crust

S: is not the way to go.

S: Ohh, that is such a passion flakie.

M: This is freakin' delicious.

M: This is waaaay different than the Starbucks frappuccino.

S: Have to say it's my first meal today.

S: These are all the calories I'm gonna have.

M: (robot voice) It is also my first meal of the day.

S: Girl, what'd you eat?

M: (robot voice) I...

M: (robot voice) did not consume anything.

S: If you had ramen you're in big trouble.

M: I didn't have ramen.

S: What'd you eat?

M: (mumbling)

S: What'd you eat?

S: What?

M: (mumbling)

S: A little submarine-what?

M: Ahh (mumbling) Salmon onigiri.

S: You had a salm-

S: A salmon onigiri.

M: I did have a salmon onigiri.

M: This is a luxuriously

M: delicious dessert.

M: I don't usually go to Starbucks for like cakes and pies.

M: I wanna go there for, like,

M: ripe turn cherry blossom season.

M: instead of them just doing a cherry frappuccino

M: they came up with like a cherry pie one.

S: A cherry pie frappuccino

S: for cherry blossom season.

M: I personally like this a lot.

M: I would order it again if I didn't want my calorie count due

M: restricted to a frappuccino for the day.

M: It might sound lame to suggest you visit a Starbucks when you come to Japan

M: 'cause you're like "I have a Starbucks from where I'm from".

S: I have six of them right around the corner.

M: I can just guess that

M: even if I don't know if you live in North America

M: or Europe or wherever-

S: Wherever!

M: you probably have one round the corner.

M: But, Starbucks Japan does some really cool things.

M: So definitely swing in and check to see what they have goin'.

M: And if you're here within the month

M: get yourself an American pie frappuccino.

S: Girl, you got a crumb on your lip.

M: I have so much.

S: (sings)

S: See how loving I am

S: that I get the crumb off your lip

S: while you just leave me with cream on my face.

M: Okay- it was funny.

M: I was gonna get you a napkin S: It was funny.

M: and I couldn't 'cause you were too busy being like...

S: I WAS gonna get you a napkin

S: but then I realised

S: that you look stupid, so I just left you with it

S: and I laughed at you.

M: Yeah, it was funny.

M: I had a napkin in my bag if you had just waited

M: but now your nose tastes like whipped cream.

(music: love is the moment)

S: Mmmmm. M: Yup, whipped cream.