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  • S: As a lot of you may know getting out of bed for us can sometimes be a challenge.

  • Sometimes a very...

  • heavy challenge and sometimes it's very furry.

  • And here Martina and I are trying to snuggle in the morning and this guy won't leave us alone.

  • Memers: I love my family~

  • S: Hello, I'm the Meemers

  • and this is high-quality programming.

  • Fortunately, I'm able to move this one off of me and get started with my day. Who wants some breakfast? You do. *kiss*

  • Hey guys, good job on the decorative fennel. I'm glad you bought it but you're never gonna eat it.

  • Meemers~

  • S:Meoow *mocking memers*

  • Up you go.

  • Up you go.

  • Good boy.

  • There you go, sweet guy. Gimme a wet kiss. I don't know how to bite. I just know how to lick. Lem lem lem~

  • What a unit.

  • So this is a very different way of making coffee than I'm used to.

  • You've seen in our other videos how we usually use a French press.

  • Lately, I've tried to do hand drip. We go to some hand drip places in Japan and they're really really delicious.

  • And Martina is very well versed in coffee. I'm not as well versed.

  • So, I figured I'm gonna try to learn how to do this myself.

  • Not to the same level that they are but I figured if I could try a little bit then I can appreciate

  • what I'm gonna experience later on in the future with the masters when they do it themselves.

  • Thanks Meemers for contributing so much my video. Meow meow meow. Look at me, I'm the Meems.

  • M: Oh my God, the smell of coffee... Is there coffee?

  • S: Maybe.

  • M: F*** yeah! Oh my God, my ankle is so bust.

  • S: You're doin' okay, girl.

  • The smell of coffee...

  • M: *makes monkey sound*

  • S: ...has lured her downstairs.

  • M: Uh, uh-ah- Uh!

  • Hey, look at this, this is a great day. I am not super cranky. My ankle's in a lot of pain.

  • That's a...

  • A special day. We gonna get- We're gonna go on a fun adventure today.

  • S: You think so?

  • Aw, sweet girl. You look like you're in such a better mood today, girl. M: I'm in a real good mood today.

  • S: A real good mood.

  • M: I'm in a solid good mood today, which is super thrilling. I slept pretty well last night. I'm super tough.

  • No, sad Martina today. My ankle's a bit busty, but that's normal S: Mine too!

  • S: Which one? M: My right one. S: My right one too. Couple ankles!

  • *duck-like sounds*

  • Mmmmmmmmm~

  • Mmmmmmmmm~ *higher pitched*

  • Mmmmmmmmm~ *even higher pitched*

  • Mmmmmmmmm~ *highest pitch*

  • Duh, duh, duh, duh~ Dum dum dum~

  • S: I got so sleepy there. M: I know, I snuggled you and I got so sleepy. No, No more touching!

  • S: The humming was so soothing!

  • S: Mmmm~

  • God, how do you like this? It's just so bright.

  • M: Today we are going for some treats. And since we don't always eat delicious food on camera

  • we hate eating salad, so boring. So why don't we just blend it up and eat it? So that's what I'm doing today.

  • I'm gonna give you guys our recipe for a healthy chunky green breakfast. Sometimes it's our lunch,

  • sometimes it's our dinner smoothie. Yeah peeling sucks, but I got it.

  • Whoa! Perfect first time!

  • Some of these apples have wax on them or other things that are coating them and I don't really want to consume that, do you, Ducky?

  • S: M-m. M: Not really.

  • If you guys end up trying this smoothie

  • I'd like you guys to let us know in the comment section if you gave up. If you had it once and you said:

  • That's disgusting guys. You have a problem.

  • Ginger peeling tip!

  • It is very difficult to peel ginger normally. Just use a normal spoon. It comes off with one little tiny scrumple with your thumb.

  • That's it and you don't waste all your ginger. This is a way too much amount of ginger to put into this smoothie. -- S: Is it though?

  • Yes, it would be. I use about a thumb size. So I'm gonna just cut this in half. Give it like a...

  • I know for some of you you're like: 'That's still quite a bit of ginger.', but the aim here is to

  • coat your tongue with any flavor except spinach and kale. In you go!

  • Not tons of mint yet, but it's definitely coming in. Also, I need to show you guys this amazing plate that we got.

  • It's like a Japanese style, but can you tell me what you see when you look at it?

  • Okay, so you see how there's this one that's coming up quite straight like this and then there's this one that's going sideways?

  • So, they are looking to go into the ground and create roots.

  • So, if you need to like replant your mint somewhere

  • these are the kind of ones that you can kind of cut and stick in the ground and they will reroot into the ground.

  • So, I'm not gonna cut these down because I want this to be super lush for the summertime.

  • How did a bird sh**

  • on that window right there? S: How the f***

  • did you

  • beat our awning and sideways sh** onto my window?

  • M: I mean it's- I'll be honest, I'm a little impressed.

  • S: Look Kirby's doing a good job here. Ain't you, little buddy?

  • Unceremoniously place your mint inside the blender. *explosion sound*

  • There comes the green part of this. We are using just normal spinach that we get from Japan. I'm gonna do

  • A REALLY BIG HANDFUL!

  • There's two of us, we're splitting this, so we're each gonna eat half a lemon, half an apple, a handful of mint and

  • probably like a cup of greens, a little bit of kale for

  • anti-inflammatory purposes. I'm going to be adding a dash of cayenne pepper

  • which you will taste so don't, don't do a lot.

  • And we bought tumeric when we were in Bali.

  • One of our favorite things to do is to visit market places inside of a new city. Supposed to be very anti-inflammatory.

  • I'm gonna add about a teaspoon or so.

  • Cheers~ Get ready to chew.

  • *slurp*

  • Mmmm~

  • M-hm

  • Mmmm~

  • S: Naw, someone looks so sad...

  • M: I'm exaggerating. I actually like this a lot. I think it tastes great. It's got a little bit of the ginger bite,

  • it's got a little bit of the Cayenne peeking through, it's kind of spicy from the mint somehow in there.

  • I think that they work really really well together. Yeah, it's a bit hard to chew. Yes, it's a bit chunky.

  • It's a nice healthy start to the day, right, Ducky? S: Yeah.

  • Urgh, right, Ducky, Ducky? Riiiight, riiight! Urgh, urgh.

  • Urgh!

  • *music* Baby, when you move your body~

  • *music* Whoooa, whoooa~

  • *music* Baby, when you move your body~

  • *Japanese clerk* Welcome!

  • Totoro, Totoro~

  • There's a Totoro sticker on top!

  • You know what happened here?

  • This is supposed to be on your box, but everyone wants to collect it,

  • so they just put it here because it's an actual sticker.

  • That's right, the bad food we're having today are Totoro filled cream puffs.

  • You're gonna have to wait to see because we're gonna get on our bikes and go to the park and find a table.

  • We're gonna sit near the Ghibli museum. Okay? S: Okay. -- M: But not at the Ghibli museum.

  • S: I'm sorry, I got to buy some of those cookies. You hold this. I'm just gonna get some of the cookies.

  • M: You're going for cookies?

  • S: I'm going for cookies.

  • S: Yeah, okay Totoro is really cute.

  • And I know Martina is really into cute stuff, but I love Totoro. So it's also such-

  • M: Totor-y awesome?!

  • *honk sound*

  • I love Totoro.

  • It's a very wholesome movie. You can't help but watch it and just feel like

  • so pure, you feel so cleansed of all the dirtiness after watching it, so, of course,

  • I'm gonna get some cookies for myself as well. So, all that spiritual purity I can make into caloric impurity -- M: Ah, I see.

  • It's worth it. I love you Totoro and I'm gonna make my body just like yours one day.

  • S: Mmmmm~ M: Totoro~ Toto~

  • M: We do have our Totoro puffs but we're gonna make a quick break and grab Simon in some real food.

  • S: 3:00pm and I haven't actually had a meal yet. I've just had

  • M: Kale smoothie. S: A kale smoothie and coffee.

  • M: We will really go to a place that we love, just gonna grab it and then we will continue to eat Totoros.

  • Cause cream puffs shouldn't be your first- -- S: I'm too big, these so little. M: That's okay, Ducky.

  • It's important to remember that some people get cranky and tired when they're hungry. Simon gets very very fatalistic. He doesn't get cranky

  • He's the sweetest being.

  • I can't say the same for me. I get very cranky and irritated when I'm hungry.

  • The sad male specimen looks around desperately for food. It's been hours since he last had his meal.

  • Sustenance running out pushing along his giant six-foot four body. S: I haven't eaten all day.

  • M: Kale, it turns out, is not good enough S: More like six-foot five.

  • M: for this big man.

  • This is one of our favorite areas to bike in. It's behind Inokashira Park.

  • And this is where people live they like back on to the park, basically. The problem is that these side streets are so confusing.

  • He's going for it now, I don't blame you. Is that an entire egg?

  • S: Hey, girl.

  • I couldn't wait for you to eat yours, so I just ate mine right away. -- M: That's okay.

  • S: Do you want me to explain what your thing taste like, cause it's really really good.

  • M: No, but if you're still hungry, you can have a bite of it. S:Okay M:Do you wanna have the first bite of it? -- S: No. -- M: Okay.

  • S: I want the second bite. The first bite doesn't have the sausage.

  • M: That's exactly why I offered it to him! Double damn! He's on to me!

  • There's a kid across from us pushing a rollerblade with her hand. Not two rollerblades.

  • She's got one rollerblade, one rollerblade and she's wearing it like a mitten

  • and now her bother's fighting over it, cause he's like 'I wanna push it.'

  • First bite for you. Damn, I thought I could bamboozle him into it! -- S: First bite for you, I'm a gentleman!

  • M: Will the autofocus focus for me?

  • S: It sure did!

  • M: Aww, what a great camera!

  • S: Yeah, you love it.

  • *splash*

  • *splash*

  • *splash* *splash*

  • S: What happened, girl?

  • M: The sausage squirted into my nose and into my eye... S: Haha...

  • M: I'm really serious. I'm not joking. It's IN my nose.

  • S: Oh sh**, I did see it. M: And it's actually in my eye like a porn star.

  • I just got- A sausage squirted all over me. All I can smell is sausage.

  • Ducky, come here, come smell my nose. Come smell me.

  • S: Yep, sausage!

  • I was supposed to have the second bite.

  • M: I got you talkin'.

  • *splash* *splash* *splash*

  • M: You feel it dripping off your nose? S: M-hm.

  • Oh yeah, like that.

  • S: Wow. -- M: Yeah, that was nuts. We are not saving these napkins for the Totoros.

  • S: I don't know how. I just can't stop all the German sausages from squirting on my face.

  • S: Do you want any more? M: I do.

  • S: F***!

  • M: You could've bought two, you know?

  • And You're an adult!

  • Let's cover up your v-neck.

  • S: What's wrong with my v-neck?

  • M: It's just...

  • ... so attractive. I have to cover it, I don't want other people to see it.

  • S: Come on!

  • *with Russian accent* Listen, I like your chest. It's very hairy like animal, but very groomed animal like heart shaped.

  • S: If you don't, I'm just gonna eat this.

  • M: Accidentally very nice chesticle. Very Wolverine. I like it other people must not see it.

  • *gasp* Catbus noooo~

  • So scary.

  • S: One of the things you don't see about our videos is that

  • we take a very long time to set up. So, we look at all this

  • delicious stuff that we want to eat and we wait and we wait -- M: And we wait. -- S: And wait.

  • This is really pretty like the-

  • M: See this? Gotta- S: Yeah.

  • M: Anyway. *Raptor: Kid screaming in the background.*

  • What do you think?

  • S: That was very cute. Yeah, just, there's always direct shadow from it. -- M: Here, how about this?

  • S: Oh, there you go.

  • Now we could really pop that up a lot more. Oh, yeah.

  • M: And I would say turn the ISO down. Actually make the one pont- Yeah, exactly.

  • A little bit more this way because their eyes are facing this way. -- S: Uh-huh.

  • M: This one's the hard one, turn him slightly.

  • S: Here you go.

  • Ready? Oh yeah, look at that. It's gorgeous.

  • Part of eating these cream puffs isn't just eating them. It's also...

  • looking at them, enjoying them, appreciating them and especially if you're in the park right beside the Studio Ghibli Museum

  • And then there's some beautiful trees. Eating this could really transport you to a beautiful place.

  • M: Okay, are you ready here? S: Okay, here we go.

  • M: One, two, three.

  • S: Look at this golden pastry underneath.

  • How could anyone be unhappy eating a Totoro cream puff under such a beautiful tree?

  • And this is a good cream puff as well. It's got a nice hard crust. Really nice Airy fluffy cream going on there.

  • M: Bring that back, sir. You didn't even show anyone anything. You just ate- oh there we go. That's beautiful, just stay there

  • S: This is chocolate nice and aerated and fluffy.

  • Good golden yolky

  • crust.

  • M: And let me tell you: those are stuffed! That is ge-ner-ous

  • S: You ever get like a

  • filled donut

  • which is just like a little hole of jam. That you gotta eat 90% of the donut to get to? Not here.

  • This is all cream and barely any crust.

  • Mm! We're on a happy day.

  • I don't think anybody can walk past this tree and not be amazed. Everybody that walks past it

  • looks up. Everybody gets off their phones or they get back on it to take a picture of it.

  • This is a life stopping moment.

  • M: Mm!

  • *sexy music plays*

  • S: My god, you're just so hot.

  • M: It went terribly wrong. Oh my gosh. You see how much cream is in there? Mmm! Banana!

  • Caramel? S: Oh!

  • M: They plugged up the bottom hole

  • with a piece of banana so that it wouldn't squirt everywhere. -- S: Oh, nice!

  • M: I'd like to mention that while everybody else is enjoying how beautiful the blossoms look

  • I'm like enjoying how beautiful the blossoms look while hoovering the cream puff.

  • S: ome people model

  • some people eat cream puffs.

  • Pass it over here, girl. -- M: That's for you. -- S: Alright.

  • It's just dripping on your fingers, girl. Come on. You're making a mess everywhere.

  • If you want to drop your cream on the ground you can.

  • I sucked your fingers.

  • Aaaah~

  • M: Isn't that good? S: Chocolate was better. M:*Gasp*