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S: As a lot of you may know getting out of bed for us can sometimes be a challenge.
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Sometimes a very...
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heavy challenge and sometimes it's very furry.
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And here Martina and I are trying to snuggle in the morning and this guy won't leave us alone.
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Memers: I love my family~
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S: Hello, I'm the Meemers
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and this is high-quality programming.
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Fortunately, I'm able to move this one off of me and get started with my day. Who wants some breakfast? You do. *kiss*
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Hey guys, good job on the decorative fennel. I'm glad you bought it but you're never gonna eat it.
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Meemers~
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S:Meoow *mocking memers*
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Up you go.
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Up you go.
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Good boy.
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There you go, sweet guy. Gimme a wet kiss. I don't know how to bite. I just know how to lick. Lem lem lem~
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What a unit.
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So this is a very different way of making coffee than I'm used to.
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You've seen in our other videos how we usually use a French press.
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Lately, I've tried to do hand drip. We go to some hand drip places in Japan and they're really really delicious.
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And Martina is very well versed in coffee. I'm not as well versed.
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So, I figured I'm gonna try to learn how to do this myself.
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Not to the same level that they are but I figured if I could try a little bit then I can appreciate
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what I'm gonna experience later on in the future with the masters when they do it themselves.
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Thanks Meemers for contributing so much my video. Meow meow meow. Look at me, I'm the Meems.
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M: Oh my God, the smell of coffee... Is there coffee?
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S: Maybe.
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M: F*** yeah! Oh my God, my ankle is so bust.
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S: You're doin' okay, girl.
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The smell of coffee...
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M: *makes monkey sound*
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S: ...has lured her downstairs.
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M: Uh, uh-ah- Uh!
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Hey, look at this, this is a great day. I am not super cranky. My ankle's in a lot of pain.
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That's a...
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A special day. We gonna get- We're gonna go on a fun adventure today.
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S: You think so?
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Aw, sweet girl. You look like you're in such a better mood today, girl. M: I'm in a real good mood today.
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S: A real good mood.
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M: I'm in a solid good mood today, which is super thrilling. I slept pretty well last night. I'm super tough.
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No, sad Martina today. My ankle's a bit busty, but that's normal S: Mine too!
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S: Which one? M: My right one. S: My right one too. Couple ankles!
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*duck-like sounds*
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Mmmmmmmmm~
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Mmmmmmmmm~ *higher pitched*
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Mmmmmmmmm~ *even higher pitched*
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Mmmmmmmmm~ *highest pitch*
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Duh, duh, duh, duh~ Dum dum dum~
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S: I got so sleepy there. M: I know, I snuggled you and I got so sleepy. No, No more touching!
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S: The humming was so soothing!
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S: Mmmm~
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God, how do you like this? It's just so bright.
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M: Today we are going for some treats. And since we don't always eat delicious food on camera
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we hate eating salad, so boring. So why don't we just blend it up and eat it? So that's what I'm doing today.
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I'm gonna give you guys our recipe for a healthy chunky green breakfast. Sometimes it's our lunch,
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sometimes it's our dinner smoothie. Yeah peeling sucks, but I got it.
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Whoa! Perfect first time!
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Some of these apples have wax on them or other things that are coating them and I don't really want to consume that, do you, Ducky?
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S: M-m. M: Not really.
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If you guys end up trying this smoothie
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I'd like you guys to let us know in the comment section if you gave up. If you had it once and you said:
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That's disgusting guys. You have a problem.
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Ginger peeling tip!
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It is very difficult to peel ginger normally. Just use a normal spoon. It comes off with one little tiny scrumple with your thumb.
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That's it and you don't waste all your ginger. This is a way too much amount of ginger to put into this smoothie. -- S: Is it though?
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Yes, it would be. I use about a thumb size. So I'm gonna just cut this in half. Give it like a...
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I know for some of you you're like: 'That's still quite a bit of ginger.', but the aim here is to
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coat your tongue with any flavor except spinach and kale. In you go!
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Not tons of mint yet, but it's definitely coming in. Also, I need to show you guys this amazing plate that we got.
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It's like a Japanese style, but can you tell me what you see when you look at it?
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Okay, so you see how there's this one that's coming up quite straight like this and then there's this one that's going sideways?
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So, they are looking to go into the ground and create roots.
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So, if you need to like replant your mint somewhere
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these are the kind of ones that you can kind of cut and stick in the ground and they will reroot into the ground.
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So, I'm not gonna cut these down because I want this to be super lush for the summertime.
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How did a bird sh**
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on that window right there? S: How the f***
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did you
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beat our awning and sideways sh** onto my window?
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M: I mean it's- I'll be honest, I'm a little impressed.
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S: Look Kirby's doing a good job here. Ain't you, little buddy?
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Unceremoniously place your mint inside the blender. *explosion sound*
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There comes the green part of this. We are using just normal spinach that we get from Japan. I'm gonna do
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A REALLY BIG HANDFUL!
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There's two of us, we're splitting this, so we're each gonna eat half a lemon, half an apple, a handful of mint and
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probably like a cup of greens, a little bit of kale for
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anti-inflammatory purposes. I'm going to be adding a dash of cayenne pepper
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which you will taste so don't, don't do a lot.
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And we bought tumeric when we were in Bali.
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One of our favorite things to do is to visit market places inside of a new city. Supposed to be very anti-inflammatory.
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I'm gonna add about a teaspoon or so.
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Cheers~ Get ready to chew.
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*slurp*
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Mmmm~
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M-hm
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Mmmm~
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S: Naw, someone looks so sad...
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M: I'm exaggerating. I actually like this a lot. I think it tastes great. It's got a little bit of the ginger bite,
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it's got a little bit of the Cayenne peeking through, it's kind of spicy from the mint somehow in there.
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I think that they work really really well together. Yeah, it's a bit hard to chew. Yes, it's a bit chunky.
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It's a nice healthy start to the day, right, Ducky? S: Yeah.
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Urgh, right, Ducky, Ducky? Riiiight, riiight! Urgh, urgh.
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Urgh!
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*music* Baby, when you move your body~
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*music* Whoooa, whoooa~
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*music* Baby, when you move your body~
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*Japanese clerk* Welcome!
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Totoro, Totoro~
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There's a Totoro sticker on top!
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You know what happened here?
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This is supposed to be on your box, but everyone wants to collect it,
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so they just put it here because it's an actual sticker.
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That's right, the bad food we're having today are Totoro filled cream puffs.
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You're gonna have to wait to see because we're gonna get on our bikes and go to the park and find a table.
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We're gonna sit near the Ghibli museum. Okay? S: Okay. -- M: But not at the Ghibli museum.
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S: I'm sorry, I got to buy some of those cookies. You hold this. I'm just gonna get some of the cookies.
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M: You're going for cookies?
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S: I'm going for cookies.
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S: Yeah, okay Totoro is really cute.
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And I know Martina is really into cute stuff, but I love Totoro. So it's also such-
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M: Totor-y awesome?!
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*honk sound*
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I love Totoro.
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It's a very wholesome movie. You can't help but watch it and just feel like
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so pure, you feel so cleansed of all the dirtiness after watching it, so, of course,
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I'm gonna get some cookies for myself as well. So, all that spiritual purity I can make into caloric impurity -- M: Ah, I see.
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It's worth it. I love you Totoro and I'm gonna make my body just like yours one day.
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S: Mmmmm~ M: Totoro~ Toto~
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M: We do have our Totoro puffs but we're gonna make a quick break and grab Simon in some real food.
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S: 3:00pm and I haven't actually had a meal yet. I've just had
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M: Kale smoothie. S: A kale smoothie and coffee.
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M: We will really go to a place that we love, just gonna grab it and then we will continue to eat Totoros.
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Cause cream puffs shouldn't be your first- -- S: I'm too big, these so little. M: That's okay, Ducky.
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It's important to remember that some people get cranky and tired when they're hungry. Simon gets very very fatalistic. He doesn't get cranky
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He's the sweetest being.
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I can't say the same for me. I get very cranky and irritated when I'm hungry.
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The sad male specimen looks around desperately for food. It's been hours since he last had his meal.
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Sustenance running out pushing along his giant six-foot four body. S: I haven't eaten all day.
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M: Kale, it turns out, is not good enough S: More like six-foot five.
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M: for this big man.
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This is one of our favorite areas to bike in. It's behind Inokashira Park.
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And this is where people live they like back on to the park, basically. The problem is that these side streets are so confusing.
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He's going for it now, I don't blame you. Is that an entire egg?
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S: Hey, girl.
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I couldn't wait for you to eat yours, so I just ate mine right away. -- M: That's okay.
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S: Do you want me to explain what your thing taste like, cause it's really really good.
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M: No, but if you're still hungry, you can have a bite of it. S:Okay M:Do you wanna have the first bite of it? -- S: No. -- M: Okay.
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S: I want the second bite. The first bite doesn't have the sausage.
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M: That's exactly why I offered it to him! Double damn! He's on to me!
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There's a kid across from us pushing a rollerblade with her hand. Not two rollerblades.
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She's got one rollerblade, one rollerblade and she's wearing it like a mitten
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and now her bother's fighting over it, cause he's like 'I wanna push it.'
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First bite for you. Damn, I thought I could bamboozle him into it! -- S: First bite for you, I'm a gentleman!
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M: Will the autofocus focus for me?
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S: It sure did!
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M: Aww, what a great camera!
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S: Yeah, you love it.
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*splash*
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*splash*
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*splash* *splash*
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S: What happened, girl?
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M: The sausage squirted into my nose and into my eye... S: Haha...
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M: I'm really serious. I'm not joking. It's IN my nose.
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S: Oh sh**, I did see it. M: And it's actually in my eye like a porn star.
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I just got- A sausage squirted all over me. All I can smell is sausage.
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Ducky, come here, come smell my nose. Come smell me.
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S: Yep, sausage!
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I was supposed to have the second bite.
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M: I got you talkin'.
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*splash* *splash* *splash*
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M: You feel it dripping off your nose? S: M-hm.
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Oh yeah, like that.
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S: Wow. -- M: Yeah, that was nuts. We are not saving these napkins for the Totoros.
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S: I don't know how. I just can't stop all the German sausages from squirting on my face.
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S: Do you want any more? M: I do.
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S: F***!
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M: You could've bought two, you know?
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And You're an adult!
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Let's cover up your v-neck.
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S: What's wrong with my v-neck?
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M: It's just...
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... so attractive. I have to cover it, I don't want other people to see it.
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S: Come on!
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*with Russian accent* Listen, I like your chest. It's very hairy like animal, but very groomed animal like heart shaped.
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S: If you don't, I'm just gonna eat this.
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M: Accidentally very nice chesticle. Very Wolverine. I like it other people must not see it.
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*gasp* Catbus noooo~
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So scary.
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S: One of the things you don't see about our videos is that
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we take a very long time to set up. So, we look at all this
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delicious stuff that we want to eat and we wait and we wait -- M: And we wait. -- S: And wait.
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This is really pretty like the-
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M: See this? Gotta- S: Yeah.
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M: Anyway. *Raptor: Kid screaming in the background.*
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What do you think?
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S: That was very cute. Yeah, just, there's always direct shadow from it. -- M: Here, how about this?
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S: Oh, there you go.
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Now we could really pop that up a lot more. Oh, yeah.
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M: And I would say turn the ISO down. Actually make the one pont- Yeah, exactly.
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A little bit more this way because their eyes are facing this way. -- S: Uh-huh.
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M: This one's the hard one, turn him slightly.
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S: Here you go.
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Ready? Oh yeah, look at that. It's gorgeous.
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Part of eating these cream puffs isn't just eating them. It's also...
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looking at them, enjoying them, appreciating them and especially if you're in the park right beside the Studio Ghibli Museum
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And then there's some beautiful trees. Eating this could really transport you to a beautiful place.
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M: Okay, are you ready here? S: Okay, here we go.
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M: One, two, three.
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S: Look at this golden pastry underneath.
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How could anyone be unhappy eating a Totoro cream puff under such a beautiful tree?
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And this is a good cream puff as well. It's got a nice hard crust. Really nice Airy fluffy cream going on there.
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M: Bring that back, sir. You didn't even show anyone anything. You just ate- oh there we go. That's beautiful, just stay there
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S: This is chocolate nice and aerated and fluffy.
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Good golden yolky
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crust.
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M: And let me tell you: those are stuffed! That is ge-ner-ous
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S: You ever get like a
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filled donut
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which is just like a little hole of jam. That you gotta eat 90% of the donut to get to? Not here.
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This is all cream and barely any crust.
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Mm! We're on a happy day.
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I don't think anybody can walk past this tree and not be amazed. Everybody that walks past it
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looks up. Everybody gets off their phones or they get back on it to take a picture of it.
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This is a life stopping moment.
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M: Mm!
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*sexy music plays*
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S: My god, you're just so hot.
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M: It went terribly wrong. Oh my gosh. You see how much cream is in there? Mmm! Banana!
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Caramel? S: Oh!
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M: They plugged up the bottom hole
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with a piece of banana so that it wouldn't squirt everywhere. -- S: Oh, nice!
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M: I'd like to mention that while everybody else is enjoying how beautiful the blossoms look
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I'm like enjoying how beautiful the blossoms look while hoovering the cream puff.
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S: ome people model
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some people eat cream puffs.
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Pass it over here, girl. -- M: That's for you. -- S: Alright.
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It's just dripping on your fingers, girl. Come on. You're making a mess everywhere.
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If you want to drop your cream on the ground you can.
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I sucked your fingers.
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Aaaah~
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M: Isn't that good? S: Chocolate was better. M:*Gasp*