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  • Hey, what could be better than serving up smiles?

  • Being dead, or anything else.

  • And why aren't you in uniform?

  • It's about time you got here!

  • Hey, Patrick!

  • You all ready for the big night out tonight?

  • Yeah, it's gonna rock!

  • Are you ready to go crazy?

  • I'm already hearing voices!

  • Are you ready to--

  • SpongeBob, Patrick! Do you mind?

  • If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster,

  • then you're crazy.

  • I mean, look at this place.

  • It's disgusting.

  • Hey Sandy, watch me do the grouchy Squidward.

  • Stop naming moves after me.

  • Everybody's an idiot except for me.

  • Well, it's true.

  • Here. Pleas hit me as hard as you can.

  • Psst, Squidward.

  • I'm working in the kitchen...

  • at night.

  • Don't hold back.

  • I think we should keep our voices down in case of avalanches!

  • - What should we keep down? - Morons.

  • Cause you and me, we're like brothers, only closer.

  • [screaming]

  • Another day. Another migraine.

  • He-he.. mi--

  • On time percentage...

  • Twelve percent.

  • Graine... he-he.

  • Here you go. It's alphabet soup.

  • I made it special.

  • Is mayonnaise an instrument?

  • No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

  • Horseradish is not an instrument, either.

  • There's something I've been wanting to say you since the day we met.

  • Goodbye.

  • Welcome to our club! Welcome to our club!

  • Welcome, Squidward! Welcome, Squidward! Welcome, Squidward! Welcome, Squidward!

  • Shut your half-wit pie holes!

  • I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere with SpongeBob and Patrick.

  • Oh, why must every eleven minutes of my life

  • to be filled with misery? Why?

  • Oh, cheer up. Squid. It could be worse.

  • Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.

  • Well, this is the end.

  • - Arr... - Aw...

  • Meow.

  • Could we please stop this?

  • Hey Squidward, do you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?

  • How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?

  • Okay.

  • How does it feel to be the most hated thing

  • in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? It hurts, doesn't it? I know.

  • That's fine. No one has any experience.

  • Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.

  • [laughing]

  • All of you...

  • [laughing]

  • When do we get the free food?

  • Rage, fury, irritation, humiliation.

  • Holy fish paste! Get it off me!

  • Get it off me!

  • [panting]

  • Don't you know how to work that thing?

  • Uh, I can do it.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [whimpering]

  • Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams.

  • What a baby.

  • Hey, watch where you're swinging that--

  • SpongeBob, be careful with--

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know

  • what I'm talking about when I say you are completely out of your mind!

  • [laughing manically]

  • Get us out of here!

  • - Could I have something to eat? - No.

  • - Could I have something to eat? - No.

  • - Could I have something to eat? - No.

  • Can't you say anything else but no?

  • Try asking again.

  • Can I have something to eat?

  • No.

  • [grunting]

  • Squidward, are you alright?

  • [grunting]

  • Maybe we should ask the shell if he's OK.

  • Okay, try to repeat after me.

  • [clarinet playing]

  • Brass section, go.

  • [brass instruments playing]

  • Good. Now the wind.

  • [brass instruments playing]

  • And the drums.

  • [blowing]

  • Too bad that didn't kill me.

  • [babbling]

  • Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot.

  • Why are you still here?

  • Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one.

  • I already filled up this book with ideas.

  • - We should be able to finish by January. - Forget the book!

  • [groaning]

  • Huh?

  • - Customization! - Genius!

  • [grunting]

  • - He's tenderizing the ground. - Of course.

  • [grunting]

  • Write that down! Write that down!

  • Huh?

  • Voila.

  • Whoever told you hanging oil lamps next to hardwood paneling was a good--

  • Oh, now what? I suppose you're going to-- Oh, gee, that's very nice.

  • Oh, what is this? Some kind of magic act?

  • [screaming]

  • What are those Neanderthals up to?

  • Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself?

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?

  • Correct!

  • So if we play loud, people might think we're good.

  • Everybody ready?

  • And a-one and a-two

  • and a-one, two, three, four!

  • [loud blast of music]

  • Okay, new theory.

  • Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.

  • You don't know how happy I am to see you, I have been stranded out here

  • for weeks with... with... with these two barnacle heads

  • and their magic conch shell.

  • Magic conch shell?

  • You mean like this?

  • The magic conch! A club member!

  • [screeching]

  • [groaning]

Hey, what could be better than serving up smiles?

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