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  • Starting off the day as we normally do: Meemers and I going downstairs together. Ready to go, buddy?

  • (Meemers voice) Let's go, Mom. (normal voice) Okay, let's go.

  • Bit by bit, Meemers.

  • I know you always get faster than me (inaudible).

  • (upbeat music)

  • Thanks for checking the path if it's clear.

  • (tinkly, upbeat music)

  • That's how we're gonna start up this video!

  • Are you recordin'? - [Simon] (Western voice) I'm recordin' today!

  • - (Western voice) I'm recordin'! - Alright!

  • - Recordin' a picture of my cat's butt.

  • You know what I'm gonna say 'cause we've been playing too much Red Dead?

  • You're okay. You're okay, boy. - You're okay, boy.

  • - You're doin' alright. There, there. - Uh-oh.

  • - You're okay, boy.

  • You're okay, there there.

  • You're all right.

  • Okay, okay kitty. (gunshot noises)

  • (grunting)

  • The struggle to keep my arms up

  • while doing interesting hairstyles.

  • It's so painful!

  • Oh my god. It's so burning.

  • It's like a burning sensation, like lactic acid in all the bottoms of your joints and arms.

  • This is uh,

  • this is what it's like to do your hair upright.

  • Oh, dear God.

  • We need to sticky roll-everything. Cat and dog have made every item of clothing...

  • a - it's just... These are things you have to accept as a pet mom.

  • - I'm gonna be honest - - Y'know, that your clothing is always gonna be covered in fur.

  • - You need to stop getting black clothing. Get some clothing with some color in it.

  • Some whites in there. - But all the black clothing represents

  • (demonic voice) the darkness in my heart.

  • Isn't he adorable? I know where I should put him.

  • Into my tiny window garden, which has, I'll admit,

  • gotten a little bit full. Don't really have anywhere to put tourist Pikachu.

  • So I'm gonna put him down here where the garden is ever-expanding.

  • I see that someone here has knocked over my creatures, probably Simon.

  • I'll be honest with you.

  • I had to start moving the wildlife, like the garden and the cats and stuff,

  • to a different section because I had so many of them. Kind of an overflow cat situation happening over here.

  • But that's not what this video is about, me having too much stuff.

  • No, no, because today we are gonna head out to Nakano Broadway,

  • which is a bit like baby Akihabara and it has lots of collectibles.

  • This is where it got all my Pokemon for my outdoor garden.

  • And I think I need to update this garden with a little bit of a spring feeling. Don't you think, ducky?

  • - Yeah... You know... - Doesn't it seem totally like it's got too much of a winter vibe?

  • You know what I'm - I hear you, Simon. I know. - Ah...

  • Simon has been telling me, (deep voice) "Girl, when are you gonna update your window garden?

  • It definitely needs more of a spring feel."

  • - I don't think "update" was the word. I think -

  • I mean you're - it's starting to creep into the sink area.

  • And now under there. There's gotta be...

  • (creepy piano)

  • So uh, today let's go on an adventure in Nakano Broadway in search of tiny things!

  • (chill music)

  • So by the way, you look very snazzy right now, ducky.

  • - Thanks, girl. - I think you look really lovely.

  • - Aw, I love you, girl. Hold on. - Look at how dapper you look.

  • Look at you, you handsome. Oh! - Oh!

  • I think you have a crush on me, girl!

  • Mmm! - Crush on you!

  • - Got a crush on me, girl? - I got a crush on you.

  • - Mmm! Mmm-hmm!

  • - Oh yeah, work those dad looks. - Aw yeah. If you had a crush for me before, you don't anymore.

  • (Martina laughing) - Mm, yeah!

  • - (laughing) I don't know what this move he's doing is, I'm so sorry.

  • - Yeah girl, come get it! Mmm! (laughter)

  • - I don't know what this dance is, he's never done it before.

  • - Oh! Konnichiwa. - Konnichiwa.

  • - Sorry. (Martina speaking Japnese)

  • - I'm American, not Canadian. I'm American.

  • - But you look so cool and you got -

  • - My name is Logan Paul.

  • - Ooh.

  • Ichigo daifukus are in season.

  • - So this here is pretty much our version of a Denny's.

  • I mean, there is a Denny's over there, but this is kind of like a grandma restaurant.

  • Fast food chain... - It's called a family restaurant.

  • - It's a fam - - Have you never heard this phrase?

  • - Family restaurant, that's - I guess that's what it is.

  • We've been going to a family restaurant in Japan right around the neighborhood. We love it.

  • Absolutely love this place.

  • - [Martina] One of the things we really like is that this restaurant actually has the calories, uh,

  • written on the menu so that you can easily decide if you want to have like a thousand calories.

  • Or if I want to take it easy and have like 400. It's really helpful.

  • - [Simon] Konnichiwa.

  • (Martina ordering items in Japanese)

  • - [Simon] Did you ever think there's gonna be a day

  • in which you lived in Japan and you would just order stuff all in Japanese?

  • - No. You know, what's amazing is that I feel like we have a goal,

  • and then when we get there

  • we don't pat ourselves on the back for it. We say,

  • "Oh, you can be better at this, or you could be better."

  • And we never really take the time to stop and be like,

  • holy cow, ducky. We live in Japan now and now I'm able to read this menu.

  • Yet when I read this menu, I will tell myself you'd be better If you could just read more Japanese.

  • We can speak more. Why am I telling myself these negative things?

  • Like I can already read majority of this

  • That's really cool. Good job, Martina. - Good job, love.

  • - With your old rusty brain.

  • (laughing) Falling apart over time.

  • - (Western voice) You're doing alright, girl.

  • - You're doing okay. - You're doing alright.

  • - [Simon] Oh-ho.

  • Ooh. (server speaking)

  • - [Simon] Hai, arigato.

  • We got small noodles.

  • And you got this hot pot. What's in there?

  • Ooh.

  • Real nice.

  • Literally never had anything like this before in a menu.

  • I saw it, I figured I try it out.

  • I've been here for three years. Don't know what this is. You could always try something new, and maybe...

  • Not be disappointed! Ah, these are all really crispy noodles.

  • I'm not used to this. Is this like a...

  • chow mein of sorts?

  • Am I supposed to do something else here? There's no instructional manual here.

  • (jaunty music)

  • Ah. Hm!

  • Hmm.

  • Weird.

  • (Martina laughing)

  • Literally came with some vinegar and a little bit of wasabi.

  • I really don't know what I'm doing so I'm just gonna...

  • - Oh no, boooooo.

  • - I have no idea what I'm doing.

  • This isn't meant to be an educational video. It shows you -

  • - Education comes later after we practice trying dishes that we don't know. - Yeah, we gotta practice, we gotta learn,

  • we gotta make mistakes and then we'll figure out what to do.

  • - I gotta tell you, Ihave a feeling you were supposed to...

  • dash the vinegar onto the salad.

  • Not make a mash of vinegar and wasabi paste.

  • - I don't know. - And I think you're supposed to mix this all up and make it juicy.

  • (rough voice) I'll mix you up and make you juicy. - Make you juicy, girl.

  • - I knew you were gonna say something like that so I just...

  • - What do I do with this mustard? - (laughing) The mustard and vinegar went together...

  • - Alright, hold on. Let me just put my mustard there. - What are you doing?

  • What are you doing right now?

  • - I don't know, I wasn't taught. There's no classes for this.

  • There's no Simon and Martina of

  • foods that I've never seen before.

  • - "Where are you guys, and we need it to happen!" - "Where are you? Teach me how to eat!"

  • - I don't know! (chuckles)

  • Mmm...

  • Oh, oh! (man speaking Japanese)

  • - Oh! (Japanese) Okay.

  • (grunting) Ahh...

  • And, okay! - [cashier] Arigatōgozaimasu.

  • - Coin, (Japanese)?

  • (Japnese) and (Japanese).

  • Hai, arigato.

  • Okay!

  • (mimicking fanfare sounds)

  • Arigato.

  • - I got a message from Dan and Dan's like, "Hey, can I give you a call right now?

  • I have a plan." So I gave him a call and he said that

  • because I can't snowboard anymore because of EDS,

  • he's figured out a way that he can snowboard down the hill with me live on video,

  • so it can feel like I'm going down the hill again. - Oh!

  • - So he said he's just on the chairlift and I was like, holy cow! Like, I could see all of Japan.

  • - Yeah. - From a chairlift! Like... - Yeah.

  • - What's happened to technology? And he's gonna call me back, and then,

  • we're gonna watch, live, Dan on a mountain.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Dan] Woah! God, nearly fell then.

  • - [Martina] Oh my god, I'm gonna capture all this chaos on camera for sure.

  • - No, this is gonna be... this is gonna totally work.

  • - Where are you by the way?

  • - Uh, Shiga Kogen, I think.

  • (Dan talking) (end call tone)

  • (Martina laughing)

  • - And then, and then...

  • And then he presses the hang up button with his thumb and doesn't realize, and he goes, "Okay!

  • Let's go!" And then he goes, "Last run of the day. Did you get it?"

  • (phone ringing) Okay, hang on.

  • Are you going backwards down a hill right now? - I am, yeah.

  • - Oh my god, please don't go off the edge or into that child. - Don't worry.

  • This is - this is one of the things in life

  • I actually feel probably more natural than walking at, so I'm alright.

  • (laughs) But yeah, so this is Shiga Kogen - (inaudible)

  • - That's so cool!

  • - Green or the red? - Red.

  • - Red? Hell yeah, red.

  • - [Martina] This is like VR! (laughs)

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Simon] I have a question. - Yeah.

  • - That's a nice little pinwheel you got there. - Yes?

  • - See any other bikes here with any other...

  • pinwheels? Or any other...

  • frilly dillies on their basket?

  • Looks like yours is the only one, girl. - People have strawberry seats?

  • - Wh-who? That's your strawberry seat.

  • Everyone else has a boring-ass seat.

  • - Doesn't everybody want their bike to look, like, happy and joyful?

  • Right? - I would imagine they should.

  • - So why wouldn't you put stickers on it and like, pick a cool color and like, razzle-dazzle it?

  • - Makes sense to me. - Makes me happy every time I see it. - Good.

  • - And when I bike and my pinwheel goes in the wind, like today?

  • I felt like I was gonna get lifted off the ground like Mary Poppins.

  • Like I was like, maybe if I go a little bit faster, I could get some air! Like for a second,

  • I thought that. It makes me feel, like, childish and happy.

  • - Yeah. - You know? - You're so pure.

  • - So why wouldn't - - Bless your pure soul.

  • - Why wouldn't people do it? - You are - I love you so much.

  • Mwah!

  • (chill music)

  • - Are you ready to go? - Let's roll! - Let's go (inaudible).

  • This is fun. - I think so.

  • - [Martina] Okay, when was the last time we came to (inaudible) and went out on the weekend?

  • - We usually hide on the weekends. That's why we did our last one at home.

  • Look at the line just to get on the escalator.

  • (music and man speaking Japanese over speaker)

  • - [speaker] Doors on the right side will open.

  • The stop after Nakano will be Shinjuku.

  • (upbeat music) (subway sounds)

  • - [Simon] So busy here today!

  • (upbeat music)

  • (upbeat music) (man speaking Japanese, amplified)

  • (upbeat music) (market sounds)

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Here's the problem.

  • There's a favorite shop that I come to and they have this giant plastic basket,

  • and it's just filled to the brim with little plastic Pokemon that are perfect for the weather.

  • - I think it's down that way. - I think it is, as well.

  • - I remember it being that way.

  • (groovy music)

  • (cheering and heavenly music)

  • - I think this is the one. - That's the one? - Yeah.

  • It's perfect. See?

  • (inaudible) - Pikachu.

  • - [Martina] Hmm.

  • Mmm...

  • Mmm... I mean...

  • - [Simon] You can just... - Wigglytuff it is.

  • - Gosh. You got so many here. You got Steiner...

  • Got Final Fantasy 9 stuff. - I thought I saw Cloud back there.

  • - Yeah, this is Cloud and his double but I'm not sure if I want that one.

  • (cash register sound effect)

  • (jaunty music)

  • - [Martina] Lucky day.

  • - Arigatou gozaimasu.

  • - They have like, pre-opened little boxes.

  • Instead of like, being like, "I want to get the Pikachu burger,

  • but I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it,

  • I'm gonna buy one of those mystery boxes." - Mm-hmm?

  • - They buy them and then charge you more to have it pre-opened.

  • But you know what you're gonna get.

  • - Clever. - Yeah, so I'm able to like, finish my collection.

  • - [Martina] We're doing a springtime theme, right? - Yeah.

  • - For example, there's a garden party here.

  • - A garden party would make sense. - Right? But this is Snoopy and I'm not that into Snoopy.

  • So this is like a bubble gum dispenser.

  • But that's not quite springtime, is it? It's over here.

  • It's a tiny spring garden. - There you go.

  • - Ooh, there's even a TV center.

  • I guess if I get like a couch, I could fit more toys on the couch. - Right.

  • - 'Cause right now...

  • - It's not just about buying a toy. It's about buying the furniture for the toys.

  • - Yeah, 'cause you just don't want to have one level.

  • You want to have like, various levels.

  • - Girl, stick your face in the pipi hole.

  • Just put your face in the pipi hole.

  • - [Simon] You wanna fake live mic? Um, alright, I guess.

  • (Martina gasps)

  • - [Simon] You gettin' a little tuckered out, girl?

  • - Yeah. - Alright, we're having a good time. Look at you, you're gonna get a Kirby.

  • - Yeah.

  • (machine rattling)

  • - [Martina] -shit, so that you get something shitty

  • and you go, "Damnit!" And you (inaudible).

  • - Whatcha got, girl?

  • - UFO Kirby. - Alright!

  • - This is really cute, actually. (chuckling)

  • - And I am out of spoons completely -

  • - Alright. - -and utterly for the day.

  • (chipper, charming music)

  • (chill music)

  • - [Martina] So I got pretty...

  • tucked out. I thought I had like pretty high levels of energy today.

  • Which I think I did pretty well. - Yeah, at the beginning, yeah.

  • - With all the bending down and rifling through things

  • and standing up has made me a little bit like,

  • tuckered out and light-headed, so,

  • we're gonna call it quits for today, which is alright.

  • I've learned... It's taken me a long time to learn that it's okay if I can't finish everything in one day.

  • I just gotta accept the energy that I have, so calling it quits for now.

  • - (western voices) There, there, girl. You doing alright. (Martina whinnying)

  • (more whinnying) - There you go.

  • - Where's my oatcakes?

  • - [Simon] So Martina reached into my glass, pulled out an ice cube...

  • and started rinsing her hands when...

  • there's literally a washroom right there behind her. - Okay, well.

  • I didn't see the washroom. - Explain -

  • You mean you didn't turn your head? You just reached...

  • You just fisted my drink!

  • - And I'll do it again.

  • - [Martina] (raspy) Are you recording the video? - I am, girl.

  • - We've been through this. (Simon chuckles)

  • - Sweet girl. - Ducky.

  • - (western voice) Hey, there, there. You doin' alright.

  • There, there, girl. There, there. Who wants an oatcake?

  • - I wanna oatcake!

  • - I'm sorry, girl, ain't got no oatcakes.

  • Hang in there, monkey. - Please get me an oatcake.

  • - Okay, um...

  • Where can I get oatcakes? Amazon.

  • - Will you brush my mane?

  • - (western voice) Okay. Oh there, there, girl. You doing alright.

  • (Martina whinnying) - There, there.

  • (whinnying) - I'm sorry.

  • - (singing) Sometimes being a girl sucks.

  • - I know. I know. - Suuuuuuuucks!

  • I'm exposed on camera. - Oh, no!

  • Ooh! My breasts are so big!

  • - Can't help it. I was born that way.

  • Oh my god. - What's happening, girl?

  • - I'm wearing my special shirt for days like this. - Yeah. - See?

  • - That's a good Ru Paul shirt. - What does it say?

  • - "Step your pussy up." - Yeah.

  • - Am I allowed to say that or is that just...? I don't know.

  • - Sure, we can pick Meemers up and we can take him up the stairs.

  • And we can step him up another stair.

  • - Is this what Ru Paul meant? I'm not...

  • I did it twice.

  • - [Martina] Can you bring my pussy back?

  • - Aw jeez, what a heavy fu -

  • - Meemers. - Talk to me more, Meemers.

  • - Meemers. (Simon chuckles)

  • - Meemers.

  • Come to me.

  • Thanks, sweet boy. - Sweet kitty.

  • - Thanks, buddy.

  • - Oh, girl. - It's like...

  • Someone is taking a knife...

  • and stabbing it into your

  • intestinal tract zone area, and just...

  • wiggling it around. - Oh no.

  • - (exhales_ So ladies!

  • Do you get bad cramps like me? Not all of us do.

  • Some of us are blessed with just the normal pain.

  • "Blessed." Ha ha ha.

  • (groans)

  • Just gonna... right here for a bit.

  • Oh.

  • - [Simon] Oh, you sweet girl. You're trying so hard.

  • - This is such a great thing to hug.

  • It's just a big cupcake. Feels like I have a weird belly button made out of a cherry.

  • - Mm-hmm. (high-pitched noises)

  • - Did you see on Twitter today, ducky? Somebody got a rainbow Build a Ladder tattoo put onto their arm.

  • - Mm-hmm. (jaw pops)

  • - There we go, that sounds a bit better.

  • I was like, so shocked and moved by it because...

  • When I shared it with you guys on my video about

  • battling depression and my chronic illness,

  • I was so nervous and scared that you guys would find it silly,

  • and that you guys might be like, "This is...

  • ridiculous," and laugh at it.

  • You guys also said it helped you and you embrace the idea

  • and you're sharing your Tweets and your hashtags with me now.

  • The #BuildALadder and it's been...

  • incredible for me to be able to see that this simple thing in my mind wasn't me being a crazy person.

  • It was something that was actually able to help people.

  • So I am so grateful, you guys, that you're able to

  • have this Build A Ladder thing help you out, and I'm gonna keep building the ladder,

  • and we're going to keep building a ladder, ducky. We're doing it every day.

  • There's no building a ladder stop, you know.

  • Can't stop, won't stop. And when I'm having a good week or I'm having a bad week,

  • I'm still building a ladder and it's just becoming natural now. Don't you think, ducky? - Mm-hmm. I think so, girl.

  • - I think I'm getting more natural at it. Like it's part of my vocabulary rather than me having to think about it.

  • - You're doing a great job.

  • Even if you uterus is killing ya.

  • - Yeah, I'm trying my best but my uterus is being real sneaky today. Just real, you know...

  • indecisive about their their choices of decorations. - Cut it out.

  • - So frustrated.

  • - [Simon] C'mon girl, whatcha got? (Martina whimpers)

  • - Sweetheart.

  • - Ugh, I sat on the toilet so long and my foot went numb.

  • (Simon chuckles)

  • - I cannot... You know what?

  • I'm gonna call it. I'm not filming today.

  • Here's the stuff that I got. It's wonderful. I'll show you it tomorrow.

  • Okay? What's that, it's pink!

  • What's that? It's orange. What's that? It's a couch. I gotta go.

  • This day's over.

  • Blame the uterus!

  • (happy music)

  • - [Martina] First up is Wigglytuff. And this was my most expensive one at two dollars and fifty cents.

  • He was actually in a bag because he was protected, while the rest of them

  • I got out of the dollar bin.

  • But I love Jigglypuff and Wigglytuff.

  • This guy I got as a total joke because when Pokemon Go first came out in Japan,

  • this was the only thing we could catch in our neighborhood.

  • (laughs) - [Simon] I know! Over and over!

  • - The three, the two of them. Or the three of them or the two of them, or the three of them.

  • And we hated them, so I was like, we need to put him in our garden.

  • Also for the record, I'm not like some huge Pokemon fan.

  • I couldn't call myself like a Pokemon otaku.

  • But I think that they're really cute and I love seeing the new variations that they're trying to make.

  • Plus, I really did like Pokemon Go.

  • We loved it until all we could catch was this, nonstop all the time.

  • I got him because it looks like a bunch of, well...

  • You know. - Fingers?

  • - Straight - - Sausages?

  • - And who doesn't want to have a fish out of water?

  • I think this is one of those epic Pokemon

  • that's super huge 'cause it has a tree growing on it. - Is it Bowser?

  • - That's not Bowser! You... you're racist against turtles with shells.

  • Bowser's a turtle, right?

  • - What the f*ck is Bowser? Bowser's a dragon. - Bowser's a turtle.

  • - Bowser's a dragon. But all... - But he has a shell.

  • And he ducks into it and he goes around and hits Mario.

  • Guys. Bowser's a turtle, right?

  • (mindblow)

  • - [Martina] Look at his nose.

  • Somebody has like played with him so much that

  • his nose came off and then they abandoned him.

  • And I won't abandon you, Pikachu. Just 'cause your nose is gone doesn't mean you're not great.

  • Pika pikaaa!

  • (UFO sounds)

  • - Okay, these are supposed to go outside because they're waterproof, but I really love Wigglytuff.

  • - [Simon] (whispering) Alright. - (whispering) Okay then.

  • - You're in. - You're in, Wiggly.

  • I'll fix you later, buddy, but you enjoy that cake. - Okay, he's in there.

  • - [Simon] (whispering) "Welcome to my little garden."

  • (gasps) (whispers excitedly)

  • - [Simon] There you go.

  • (chipper, charming music)

  • - [Simon] (hushed) This little guy in this mini garden there.

  • - [Martina] I built this little rock garden so that Spudgy wouldn't, um, come in here...

  • and pick it up.

  • (music)

  • - [Simon] Old, dirty Pikachu.

  • - [Simon] (whispering) Oh yeah, there's little Blastoise right there.

  • - (whispering) Bulbasaur. - (whispering) Bulbasaur, that's what -

  • - (whispering) Why are we whispering? - (whispering) I dunno, why are we whispering?

  • - So I think even though you weren't able to do this in the day that you had planned,

  • like we - it took us three days to get stuff in your garden,

  • but I'm (inaudible). And I'm glad now that we're able to

  • listen to our bodies and take better care of ourselves. - Yeah.

  • I think it is scary to like, slow down and it is very...

  • Mentally, it's a new challenge that you have to say that there are limits for yourself.

  • It feels sometimes like

  • I didn't achieve anything or I didn't do enough in that one day.

  • But now what we're starting to tell ourselves is that that's a really unhealthy message,

  • and we should be telling ourselves: Okay,

  • well, you got part of your goal done. Good for you for getting anything done. - Right!

  • - So many times - - Some people don't even start.

  • Some people are so caught up in their heads that they're too afraid to start.

  • And we're just gonna keep pushing forward as long as we can.

  • - Yes, so I really want to encourage this for you guys as well.

  • Simon's been along for, you know, my journey of,

  • of being super capable to being a little bit less

  • able to do things and I hope you still like me the way I am.

  • - I think you're great.

  • I think you're better now than you ever were before. - Thanks.

  • - I like you more now than back in the day.

  • - I like you more now than when we first went, too.

  • - Well, good. - And I did not like you, I loved you.

  • I was like, "Let's get married!" And now I love you even more than that.

  • - I'm glad. - So, well thanks for being with me on this little journey of patience,

  • and it's okay, yeah... - Thanks for watching

  • these little journeys that we have.

  • And we'll see you all next week with another video. - Next week Martina learns to knit!

  • No. (chuckles)

  • - Oh yeah! That's the entertainment you've been looking for! - Pearl one, drop one!

  • - No, I already know how to knit, so... - Hey. You're doing alright, girl.

  • - (in unison) There, there. There, there.

  • - You're doing alright. There, girl. - You're doing alright.

  • - We need to stop playing Red Dead Redemption.

  • - Needa get another video game off-camera. Okay.

  • - [Simon] (western voice) There, there, now. Video's over.

  • (normal voice) But if you want to see how much Martina's miniature garden has grown,

  • check out our original house tour.

  • Our house looks very different now than it did back then.

  • Or if you're interested in some more laughs, click over here for the bloopers because we got some

  • extra scenes that we didn't include in this video.

  • (western voice) Oh there, there, boy. There, there. There, there, boy.

Starting off the day as we normally do: Meemers and I going downstairs together. Ready to go, buddy?

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