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  • Today, everybody, is a wonderful day. We are going to be eating strawberry cake for dinner.

  • That's right!

  • All the things your parents have told you before

  • about not having dessert before dinner,

  • we're skipping all that!

  • And we were like, "You know what? Haven't really had strawberry cake in a long time."

  • And it's strawberry season in Japan!

  • You need to hide your kids before they know that when you're an adult you can do what you want.

  • Like have cake for dinner.

  • That's right, kids! You can have cake for dinner!

  • And you can get a Sailor Moon tattoo!

  • And you can dye your hair pink!

  • Simon: I have a feeling parents are going to flag this video as inappropriate for children.

  • Martina: You could put cool things on your nails!--

  • Okay, so this is something that we haven't talked about before, we're gonna talk about it over here, you guys.

  • Come to the corner!

  • Okay. We've never really discussed this.

  • It became one of those things that was just normal for us.

  • We're going into Kichijoji station, which is a subway station.

  • And it's decked out with amazing stuff like, you know, clothes and you can get your eyelashes done.

  • And like, amazing bakeries and pre-made food that's absolutely delicious.

  • And what we realized is that subway stations in Japan can be epic.

  • Like when we first went to Ikebukuro station when we were visiting from Korea,

  • we were like, "Where are we?" It felt like there's a whole city underneath the city.

  • So when you're staying near a station, you can explore that station and just find so many things.

  • And so we're gonna go get cake.

  • S: At a station! M: At a subway station!

  • Can you imagine going to Kipling station and buying a cake?

  • S: Nooo. M: Right?

  • And there's clothing here and there's an entire bookstore here.

  • And there's like, 3 Starbucks here and like, I mean, it's got everything.

  • Oh, there's an art store. Like, what? This? Okay. Let's go.

  • Saturday and Sundays are insanely busy in Kichijoji.

  • So if you can plan to come during the week, I recommend it.

  • So four really, really nice cakes. S: Four cakes for 30 bucks.

  • M: Just 15 dollars a person. It's like dinner. S: Yeah!

  • M: Cause we're having cake for dinner. S: Cake for dinner.

  • M: So it's 15 dollars a person. Very reasonable.

  • S: That's a decent price for 2 people to have a very satisfying, well balanced, nutritious dinner.

  • M: See? / S: See? Very nice.

  • M: Different kinds of fruits. I was thinking about us.

  • ( Simon speaking Japanese )

  • M: Migaki-Ichigo.

  • 100% Strawberry sparkling. That's cool because we're having a strawberry party, so.

  • S: Migaki wa doko desu ka?

  • Clerk: Migaki wa Miyagi. Miyagi desu.

  • S: Oh, Miyagi!

  • Clerk: Hai.

  • M: We're gonna get a strawberry sparkling wine, which I was kind of hoping we do,

  • because we're having a strawberry party!

  • And then we bought this recommended-- this one, which is from Japan.

  • So that's very unique and we're having Japanese strawberries and everything.

  • Nice!

  • ( Upbeat music ♪ )

  • I'll be honest you guys, I hit a lot of bumps. I'm not sure how this is gonna turn out. Haha!

  • Sorry!

  • S: You ruined my cake!

  • M: The cake might be broke, everybody. Y'all, there could be damages to the cakes.

  • If you want to find out what happened to these cakes, make sure you check out the rest of the livestream.

  • ( SFX applause and cheering )

  • Simon: Hello, everybody! Martina: Hi, everybody!

  • S: Can you hear us now? This is our brand-new version of a livestream.

  • M: We're watching you guys live!

  • So we filmed this video this afternoon. — Yup.

  • M: I mean like, literally like an hour ago. — Yup.

  • M: We edited the heck out of it

  • and we thought it was a neat way for you guys to see quality videos and also live things!

  • S: Right. And my heart is racing because, "Is this working? Is this working?"

  • M: Oh my god. Okay, we have to unplug all stops. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna calm down.

  • Let's just think of it, like. Ready?

  • S: Aaah.

  • Namasteee.

  • M: Okay, we're calm. / S: Hello, everybody.

  • M: Okay. So, Mark Panther, it is really live.

  • Travis Petersen, 'Oh my god. Yay. I hear you loud and clear.'

  • Tory says, 'Diarrhea!'

  • Let me know where you guys are at, where you're from.

  • And if you don't know the diarrhea joke, just accept it.

  • S: Right.

  • M: You just say 'diarrhea' at the beginning of all livestreams cause it's so hard to spell.

  • S: Oh my gosh. I'm just... you're so...

  • M: I'm so proud of you.

  • S: Thank you, but I'm just so hungry now. I think it's time to have some dinner.

  • M: Okay. So what we promised you guys was that we had just taken out of the box,

  • I really did hit a lot of bumps along the way.

  • S: Yes.

  • M: So what we're gonna do is open the box up live with you guys.

  • Because we've honestly not checked the box.

  • S: I have no idea how the cake looks. This could be the end of the livestream! Haha!

  • M: We've got cakes! We've got strawberries! We've got strawberry stuff to drink.

  • Okay. You find out where everybody's from. I'm gonna head over to the cake.

  • S: Okay. So we have Australia-- Let's go over it the cake zone!

  • M: Let's go over to the cake zone!

  • S: Cake Zone! Everybody!

  • Both: Oooh!

  • S: Spinny!

  • M: Now, tell me where everybody's from.

  • S: Okay, so we have people from Tasmania, from China, we have from Midwest USA, that's Mariah.

  • We have Jess who's from British Columbia.

  • M: That's enough!

  • S: Okay.

  • M: Let's find out about this cake!

  • S: What's inside the cake, girl? Let's see.

  • How does it look? All right...

  • M: Oh my god, I think it turned out all right!

  • S: It actually managed!

  • M: It looks all right!

  • S: Daa-daaaaan!

  • M: Okay, so everything looks okay. We're going to take them out, maybe one at a time.

  • S: Okay. One at a time. We just got to pick one cake at a time.

  • M: Let's go back to Simon for a bit.

  • S: The cakes have survived, everybody.

  • I will be able to eat dinner,

  • just like an adult, just like I was told not to.

  • I'm sorry for all of you that are parents that watch this with your kids.

  • I know some of you do that, and you've told us so and I find that very touching.

  • But now I'm gonna have to tell your kids

  • the great lie that you've been telling them.

  • That they can't have cake until after dinner.

  • Well, guess what kids? You can have cake ??????? of dinner. It's possible!

  • This is a scientific experiment that we are doing right now!

  • Because we're adults and we can.

  • And it's strawberry season. All the really good strawberries are coming into play.

  • Oh my gosh, these cakes look amazing!

  • M: Woooo! / S: Look at these. Are you kidding me?

  • We got some white strawberry chocolate cake.

  • M: So this is the white strawberry--

  • Hang on. Let's get this-

  • S: I don't think they could hear you as much as they could hear me because we got the shotgun here.

  • So point to one and I'll tell them what we have!

  • So that at the front is the Tiramisu cake that we have--

  • No! Trifle, not tiramisu! Martina hates tiramisu.

  • So this is going to be a trifle, a little triflin' cake.

  • M: So this is some live focusing.

  • S: So this is live focusing.

  • So we got the trifle at the front.

  • Oh my gosh. This just looks better and better as we go.

  • M: Oh my gosh. / S: Oh my gosh.

  • So yeah, English trifle right there

  • with some very fresh fruit.

  • This is, that one right there is just called 'The Strawberry.'

  • I think it's shortcake that they have.

  • So this is gonna be absolutely--

  • there's only one strawberry there!

  • How are we gonna share that one?

  • I don't know.

  • And then we also have, uh right there, that is a cake in...

  • Move that. Oh! Did you almost drop it?

  • M: No. Yes. / S: 'No, yes?'

  • So this is a cake that's in a melon!

  • I've no idea how that's gonna go but it looks,

  • these are these expensive melons that we've had before.

  • And the last one that we have today is a chocolate one,

  • but with a white strawberry.

  • A little bit lower. There you go.

  • Look at that beautiful, little cake.

  • So the question is ladies and gentlemen,

  • M: Back to you, Simon.

  • S: Which cake should we do first?

  • Should we do the muskmelon? Should we do the white strawberry?

  • Should we do the shortcake or the trifle?

  • We are leaving this up to you to decide right now and then Martina and I--

  • We're passing on back?

  • Which one of these should we do?

  • V Flower says, 'melon cake.'

  • We have Travis, 'go for melon.'

  • Think it's-- okay. The melon is a clear winner.

  • Wow.

  • Melon is crushing it!

  • Alright, I think it's time for us to do some melon cake

  • from Takano! Takano? Takano's the name of the shop.

  • M: I guess.

  • S: Okay. / M: Okay.

  • S: I got my chopsticks here.

  • I would also like to thank the 'super chatters'. We have a couple super chatters.

  • Number one, Alexandre Loganson, thank you so much for your generosity.

  • "Guys, I've heard your jingle from an old 'f.a.p.f.a.p.' videos of a Russian youtuber.

  • He uses at the end." So I think we might have just had the same like, kits.

  • Garage Band that we worked with so maybe it's not the identical song.

  • I think it's just the 'bop bop bop bop bop.' Maybe that part you've heard?

  • So that's it.

  • So for people that hear our songs in other music videos,

  • unless it's identical, maybe they just piece those together.

  • M: Okay, so. I have a couple things to say.

  • Um, the first thing is for those of you that are joining us now,

  • you have a choice to either vote for Simon or Martina. We're not going to explain.

  • S: Oh, Is that what we're starting right now?

  • M: We're not going to explain why.

  • It's just, you pick either Simon or Martina and then we'll tell you the consequences for your choice after.

  • And then everyone that joins live, we're not gonna tell them what happened.

  • Cause they're going to join-- S: So the question is right now--

  • M: So every single cake we eat-- S: Are we doing that right now?

  • M: Yes, we are. S: Okay.

  • M: Every cake we eat. S: So, the winner...

  • M: Yes?

  • S: So whoever votes for them the most... okay, okay.

  • So we have 'Martina', 'Martina', 'Martina', 'Martina'...

  • 'Simon', 'Martina always.'

  • M: Alright, so-- S: I think the clear answer is--

  • M: *????????* Martina! S: Martina.

  • M: Okay, so. Thanks a lot I have won the first battle,

  • M: And we'll explain that-- S: Dan dan dan daaaaan. ???

  • M: But there's something else that I want to introduce.

  • Ah, thank you, I appreciate your vote.

  • S: Oooo! Yes.

  • M: We're gonna have some strawberry wine.

  • S: Yes, so-- M: You saw this in the video.

  • S: For any new member that joins "The Rainbow Ladder Support Team,"

  • M: We will cheers to you!

  • S: We are going to cheers to you and open some of this.

  • So while I open this-- M: These are my chopsticks.

  • Oh, shall I explain what the vote was about?

  • S: Yeah. Why don't you explain what the vote was about?

  • M: Ah, yes. So those of you that voted Martina,

  • we made a rule that whoever has the most votes on their name can no longer eat with utensils.

  • S: Oooh!

  • M: So, they have to eat with their hands free and the other person gets to use utensils.

  • S: So, I really appreciate that because trying to mush this beard into cake would have been absolutely terrible.

  • M: Natalie Pate, I hope that's how you say it, says, 'What are we celebrating?'

  • We're celebrating strawberry season. S: Yes.

  • M: Um, Japan has very distinct time periods,

  • like cherry season, watermelon season, muskmelon season. And you--

  • ( Wine bottle pops! ) M: Aaah!

  • So scary, big noises!

  • S: Very, very foamy. All right.

  • M: Hey, be careful with your pouring. S: Okay.

  • M: Mine's a Sailor Moon cup. S: Yours is the Sailor Moon cup.

  • M: So right now it's strawberry season.

  • So we have strawberry cakes and strawberry chocolate and strawberry gong cha coming soon.

  • S: Yes. M: So we don't know what this is gonna taste like.

  • S: This is strawberry sparkling wine.

  • We went to the store and we asked them specifically for something that matches strawberry cake.

  • And they recommended this.

  • It looks like we have a new member right away.

  • M: Oh, great. Okay. So hang on a second.

  • Icbm Pirate, 'Could you do a shout out to my beautiful wife Emma?'

  • Hi, Emma. S: Hello, Emma.

  • M: I hope you're having a wonderful day. That was very nice of you.

  • And we're gonna say Jacob S.-- S: Cheers, to Jacob S.

  • M: Thank you for joining the Rainbow Ladder Support Team.

  • You now have special emojis that you can chat with.

  • S: Feel free to use them throughout this video.

  • Well, that is absolutely delicious.

  • M: Whoa! The aftertaste is just liquid strawberry juice.

  • S: Strawberry bubblegum! M: Right?

  • S: And it's-- M: Tastes like bubblegum!

  • S: It's really lingering. M: Okay.

  • S: So, how are we gonna do this?

  • So you're gonna take a bite first with your face.

  • M: I think you should go first with your chopsticks to make it a little bit less ridiculous.

  • S: Okay, well. Let me take off-- hold on. Hang on. Hang on. We got a little sticker here.

  • I don't want to eat the sticker unless you wanna eat the sticker.

  • M: I don't wanna eat the sticker.

  • S: Okay, I'm kind of jealous cause I want to just mush my face in this beautiful looking cake.

  • M: Well, we don't know who's gonna win each battle, right?

  • So the next time people join, we're gonna say, 'Simon or Martina.'

  • And we're gonna give you guys another question. Okay?

  • S: But then we are going to have to decide what the consequences--

  • M: I'm just gonna write down a couple here right now.

  • S: Oh, write down a couple consequences.

  • M: So, you take your first bite. S: So, I'm gonna take the first bite here.

  • Look at this gorgeous looking cake.

  • We got some strawberry in there. We got some melon.

  • Even looks like some strawberry like cake in there at the same time.

  • All with this beautiful, fluffy cream inside a musk melon.

  • M: Mmhmm.

  • S: All right, I'm gonna take my first bite. I need some strawberry and some cake.

  • Here we go. Oh my gosh. Thank you everybody for picking Martina instead of me.

  • M: I've written down a couple of secret codes that we'll discuss later.

  • S: Are you ready? Can you see that?

  • M: Oh, someone said, 'why chopsticks?' We always do chopsticks in Asia for cake.

  • I've just forgotten that people don't. S: Yeah!

  • M: Like you open up the cake in Korea and everyone just takes chopsticks and just eats the cake.

  • S: Oh, chopsticks are by far the superior utensil.

  • You could pick things up. You don't mush it. M: Hurry Up!

  • S: You don't destroy it. M: Hurry up!

  • S: Oh, sorry. M: I want to mush my face in it!

  • S: Okay, you ready? Three, two...

  • Sorry Meemers! We're busy working!

  • M: Just eat it!

  • S: Okay.

  • M: Eat it! Eat it! ???

  • S: Okay, we have some strawberry, we have some melon at the same time.

  • Hmm!

  • Whoa.

  • Hey!

  • Ho.

  • M: Delicious?

  • S: I can't believe I just did this.

  • I just had cake

  • for dinner.

  • Meemers, come on in.

  • M: Hey, buddy.

  • S: There you go, buddy. Come on.

  • Oh! There he is.

  • No. You're just showing his genitals.

  • Okay. Hey, Meemers! You cute little kitty boy.

  • ( M in Meemer's voice: ) "I'm here to eat your cake."

  • S: I figured that you might be!

  • Meemers: "You need to put those cakes in a higher location now!"

  • S: Where are they? Oh, they're there. He's not gonna be able to jump on the chair.

  • Martina: Are you kidding me right now?

  • S: Hey. Hey, Love. This is really good cake.

  • M: This is really amazing. Want me to tell you? Our cat is absolutely making a move for it.

  • S: Is he looking for our cakes?

  • M: Yes. I'm gonna close it. S: We gotta put a barrier around that. He is not allowed!

  • Ah!

  • M: Okay! Okay! S: Ducky.

  • M: Ah, I'm back!

  • S: Please enjoy this cake. M: With my face!

  • S: With your face. M: Cake face!

  • Alright, everybody. Uh, lipstick, R.I.P. I liked being gothy while I could.

  • You are now going to be eaten in the [?]

  • I think I should just go for it like a big old watermelon. S: Big old, take a big old bite of that, girl.

  • Woo.

  • M: Mmm.

  • S: That actually seems like the better way because you got some melon at the same time.

  • M: Wow. Wow. Wow.

  • S: Wow! Wow! Wow!

  • M: Wow! S: Wow.

  • M: This is so good. I know that I am covered right now. S: You are covered, girl.

  • M: But I can't lick it off right now. S: Nope.

  • M: Cause I'm going in for another bite. Ha!

  • S: That is-- hey, don't go in for too many, too many bites.

  • M: There's a strawberry in there.

  • S: This is, uh, supposed to be a two person cake.

  • M: Mmmm.

  • S: Um. I only had one small bite of this. That's not how the game works!

  • M: I know how you bite!

  • S: Haha! I'm taking the last bite!

  • M: Fine. If you ever get voted in for eating with your face, you are going to take a monster bite.

  • So I have to take 27 bites.

  • S: Dan-daaaan! Look at this.

  • M: I'm gonna get a napkin and come back. S: Please get a napkin.

  • M: What's happened to me?

  • S: Mmm.

  • M: Normally I'm never this messy!

  • S: Do you see children? You don't even need utensils when you eat dinner!

  • You could just pick it up and hold it.

  • I really need some napkin, also. My face is covered.

  • I look like Santa Claus with all this.

  • Ah!

  • Professional! Very, very professional.

  • M: That's how you know it's live, you guys.

  • S: Hang on a quick second. We have a whole lot of new members!

  • M: Oh my god. S: That we have to thank.

  • I think we're gonna have to finish this bottle. We have Sleepy Rose.

  • M: Lookin' at you guys now.

  • S: Dark Sidra.

  • We have Chow Yi Ling.

  • We have Jesse As Eleven.

  • M: Okay. S: We have Hay Kay.

  • My gosh there is still another one here that I didn't get to click on.

  • M: Okay?

  • S: I think I got them all!

  • M: Hey y'all! This is gonna be a real fun evening and morning together with you!

  • M: Good morning. / S: Good morning.

  • M: Good afternoon. Good evening.

  • S: Thank you for joining our livestream.

  • M: This is strawberry sparkling wine from Miyagi Prefecture.

  • That is a section of Japan, like we live in like, the Tokyo.

  • Then there's like, Hokkaido and you can go to Akita. Meemers: Meow.

  • M: Oh boy. S: Oh boy.

  • Meemers: "I can't reach my kibble, so..."

  • S: Let me. You tell them about that. I'm gonna go feed our cat.

  • M: I want to say hi to some people! BTS EXO 123 says, 'Is there any leftovers?'

  • Uh, there is not. There was no survivor.

  • We ate all of that cake and I forgot to tell you guys what it was like.

  • The melon is so sweet and juicy that on its own, when you bite into it,

  • It just like dribbles down your chin.

  • And it tastes like the best, most magic honeydew you've ever had in your life.

  • Not that horrible stuff that comes on the side of a restaurant.

  • And then the cake in between was like a strawberry chiffon. It was so soft.

  • S: Oof. M: Almost like-- we're like Oof!

  • Oh my god.

  • S: I am just having a good time.

  • M: The is key is Japanese whipped cream is never heavy or sugary. It's so light and fluffy.

  • So when you bite into it, it's like milk-flavored rather than sugary and over the top.

  • And the strawberries were just like bam bam bam!

  • Because Korean and Japanese strawberries are amazing.

  • S: Check this out. We got big text here so we could read this.

  • M: Oh! S: So much better!

  • M: I could barely read your livechats because I'm blind. S: There you go!

  • M: And so I couldn't see them from here. S: And now we could!

  • M: Yay!

  • Clizia Restivo says, 'Sailor Moon glasses.' Yes. There was a tuxedo mask. Sadly, he didn't make it.

  • So I use him as like, a broken flower pot somewhere.

  • S: Also, cheers to Vicki Lam, a new member.

  • M: Indeed.

  • Okay, I think we should go back to the cake vote.

  • S: Back to cake number 2.

  • Okay, so what do we have here left?

  • We have the strawberr--

  • M: Grr!

  • S: Oh my god! It looked like it was tipping over

  • and I got super nervous!

  • M: This is the traditional strawberry cake.

  • S: Yes.

  • M: This is the trifle.

  • S: We have the trifle, we have the chocolate,

  • and the shortcake. Which one should we do?

  • We have 'white strawberry', 'white strawberry',

  • 'trifle', 'shortcake', 'short', 'choco',

  • 'trifle', 'trifle', 'trifle', 'white strawberry'

  • 'trifle time', 'shortcake', 'trifle', 'shortcake.'

  • I see trifle.

  • Trifle seems to be the one

  • that everybody's voting for the most.

  • I think that's one we have to go for.

  • Look at that beautiful little trifle.

  • We cannot eat this hands-free at all.

  • But it's got so many beautiful layers.

  • We've been watching Great British Bake Off a whole lot

  • and they keep on mentioning trifle.

  • I really want to try this trifle.

  • M: Ooh!

  • S: They got a little jelly on top here. Like little, clear jellies.

  • There's a thin layer of what looks like strawberry jelly on top of this really thick cream.

  • It's not aerated at all,

  • just dense, dense cream

  • covered with some more jelly.

  • Strawberries.

  • Raspberries.

  • Raspberries in Japan are very hard to come by!

  • We have peach. We have some cake.

  • We have some more strawberries and jellies at the bottom.

  • This is going to be absolutely lovely.

  • Let's see what challenge you put in for us now.

  • What's the next one that we're doing?

  • M: Okay, so I know we said that we can't eat it hands-free.

  • But we're basically gonna have to have the other person feed it to them.

  • S: Oh, is that so?

  • M: So they can chose the scoop size, whatever they want.

  • Okay, so I picked 2 words.

  • So this word would be for example that, and this would be this.

  • S: Yes. Okay.

  • M: So, you guys don't know what it means.

  • So you're just gonna pick between two things. S: So, silver or gold? What do you prefer?

  • Silver or--? M: Keep this up!

  • S: Hey hey! Stop cheating!

  • You definitely didn't cheat. Did you? M: Look at my amazing spoon, okay.

  • S: Silver or gold? M: Here we go!

  • We got 'gold', 'silver', 'gold', 'silver', 'gold'... wow, this was unhelpful.

  • S: Ha ha! This is... 50:50.

  • M: Feels very 50:50.

  • S: 'Silver', 'silver', 'silver', 'silver.'

  • M: Okay, let's pause it at MR. And then we do, the top in the next 10.

  • S: Alright, top in the next 10. M: Okay, ready?

  • We got 'gold.' Oh my god! ... I think it's gold. S: 'Silver', 'gold'... I think we just got to pause anywhere.

  • We'll pause the screen here.

  • And count, 'silver silver silver silver silver silver silver'.

  • M: Platinum's not asked for.

  • S: So the 'silver' is Martina.

  • M: Oh! S: So, Martina has to feed me lovingly.

  • You people are so generous today!

  • Thank you for your love and support.

  • M: No, it's the other way around! You have to feed me!--

  • S: No, Martina does the feeding. M: No, it's the opposite because the punishment--

  • S: Those rules were not clear there!

  • M: Chotto matte yo!

  • Okay, this makes sense. The rule is funny because...

  • you can give me how much I want!

  • Like a tiny bit, a big amount. S: Ah.

  • M: It's not supposed to be like, 'there you go~.' It's suppose to be like--

  • S: Well no, but I love you and I want you to be able to enjoy this and be fed lovingly.

  • M: You know what? Itadakimasu.

  • I'm done with this. We have not eaten anything.

  • Because as mentioned before, this is cake for dinner, so. S: Cake for dinner!

  • M: Yes, I'm going in. S: Go for it.

  • S: Oh my gosh. Ooh my gosh. M: Oooh. Ooh.

  • It's like very nice up top. Is this thing in focus? S: Yes it is.

  • M: So do you guys-- I don't think I should just eat this. I think I need to put like a little bit of strawberry.

  • S: Oh my gosh, Ducky. That looks so good.

  • M: Mm.

  • S: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

  • Oh my god. You got some of that peach, too. All that jelly.

  • M: Here we go. That's what I need to make this with one thing.

  • S: I don't understand. Did you win this contest or not? Because you're just getting first dibs?

  • M: What? S: And just crushing it! And not sharing.

  • Describe what it tastes like while I have some of my own here.

  • M: Wow. That is yummy.

  • So I think it's the 'not-too-sweet' is the key with Japanese desserts.

  • The strawberry and raspberry compote in there tasted almost jammy.

  • You know, jam is kind of like 'not-super-sugary' sweet.

  • That jelly on top doesn't do a whole lot but it adds a bit of texture between the whipped cream.

  • So you're not just like squishing whipped cream in your mouth, which can happen, you know.

  • S: What flavor is that jelly?

  • M: Oh, SE Ruth says, "Hi, faves.

  • "My wife, SJ, just completed her first week at an awesome, but scary new job.

  • "Can you let her know we're stupid proud of her?

  • Please. Love you xxxxX."

  • S: They're all proud of you. We're proud of you as well. M: SJ!

  • It's from SE. But SJ is the name. Very confusing. S: SE! Sorry.

  • SJ, congratulations.

  • M: We're gonna eat this in your honor.

  • We're so proud of you that we're gonna eat this.

  • Thank you, I love you guys, too.

  • S: I think this might be grape jelly. M: Grape? I think it's probably strawberry jelly.

  • Annie Bell says, 'This is for future cake for dinner fun.'

  • S: Okay, I like this because

  • what we were thinking, this video is cake for dinner,

  • I think we need to do the cake for lunch part,

  • and then cake for breakfast.

  • I don't think people like, understand you can have cake at any time of day.

  • M: Oh, man. Good, right?

  • S: You know, not as good as the first one, I think.

  • M: No? / S: No.

  • M: I think this is actually lighter somehow.

  • Because there's a lot of jelly in between here making it really really light.

  • It looks like a heavy dessert and I gotta tell you,

  • that's not the British way.

  • S: No.

  • M: It should be clotted cream. Heavy stuff. Custards.

  • This is far too Japanese in its lightness.

  • S: It's a bit too delicate for what I envisioned a trifle would be for me.

  • M: I mean... It's delicious.

  • S: Exactly! Exactly!

  • M: It's delicious, but-

  • S: We're quibbling here. M: We're foodies! Okay, you guys?

  • S: We're definitely foodies.

  • Oh, we have a couple new members. M: Gia R., Thank you so much.

  • José and Parisian Princess?

  • Parisian Princess. ♪

  • S: Cheers to you as we keep on enjoying cake for dinner.

  • We have two cakes left.

  • M: I've also added a couple of palate cleansers.

  • S: Oh, I wasn't supposed to finish that?

  • M: Oh.

  • Um...

  • S: Cheers! For cake for breakfast!

  • M: I've added some new contenders, as you can see.

  • S: Okay. Who do we have next?

  • M: So.

  • I've brought over 2 different kinds of strawberries.

  • So, these are actually different types of strawberries

  • that you can buy in Japan

  • from different regions, they're grown differently.

  • S: Oh, is that so.

  • M: These are the big boys.

  • S: So we have the different regional ones.

  • One of those was $10 for the bag

  • and the other one was $4 for the bag.

  • So we're gonna see if we could really taste

  • that much of a difference.

  • Do we want the big one?

  • It's a 50. You can't get that close to 50!

  • There you go. That's a good-looking shot, girl.

  • Look it. Those are some good-lookin strawberries.

  • So we should have some palate cleansers now.

  • That's right.

  • M: And here in Japan--

  • S: Let's try some.

  • we have also here, this is ichigo milk.

  • We've never tried this.

  • S: Ichigo milk! Love, they can't hear you over there.

  • Shotgun's right here, this is uh,

  • Ichigo milk, it's a condensed milk.

  • You'll always see this in Japan close to the strawberries.

  • And I've never actually tried this in Japan.

  • I'm ready to see what this is like.

  • Are you ready here? Are you trying to squeeze it?

  • Hang on.

  • Watch Martina as she struggles to peel this.

  • Are you gonna squirt this in your hand?

  • What is going on here?

  • It's childproof.

  • Children aren't supposed to eat this!

  • Can you open this on your own?

  • She's got it!

  • No, she doesn't!

  • I feel like this is like a UFC match that I should be commentating on. Hold on. You got this.

  • Heeey and--

  • Ah! Another layer of security!

  • We must open this up and now we finally get access to this...

  • Oh, you just squeezed and dribbled that out, girl!

  • Calm down!

  • Are you just gonna cover it?

  • Girl, don't I get a choice?

  • Wooow.

  • Cake and delicious cream for breakfast!

  • Breakfast? This is dinner.

  • M: I was like... this looks obscene...

  • Sorry, you guys.

  • S: That was very, very inappropriate.

  • I feel like we're gonna be flagged

  • as inappropriate for children from all the angry parents

  • that are trying to tell their kids that no, they cannot have cake for dinner.

  • M: That was an accident.

  • S: And also that shot looked a bit too provocative.

  • M: What!? It's condensed milk.

  • S: I'm gonna say, we can't show this drizzling on here, anymore.

  • Or can we? Cause this is condensed milk!

  • M: It's just condensed milk!

  • S: And this has a very... how do we?

  • M: Viscous.

  • S: It's very viscous.

  • M: So, this is Ichigo-san, over here.

  • And those ones there are Amaou.

  • And--what? What is this?

  • S: I'm just saying. M: I'm just saying, it's condensed milk.

  • S: Our audience is very mature.

  • M: Slow down your drizzle, I'm just saying.

  • Okay, Matthew says, "Just want to say good night.

  • "I'll watch the livestream later.

  • Love your videos and amaze with your strength and love for one another."

  • Thanks! / S: Thanks.

  • M: "That money shot." That's right! That money shot.

  • S: Thank you to Red Fox who says, "Thanks for the awesome videos.

  • "It's been such a great ride so far.

  • Hope that your 2020 is all positive and healing!"

  • My 2020 is starting a lot better than my 2019!

  • M: I mean, for me 2019 was, you know...

  • S: For real. January 2019 compared to now,

  • significantly better.

  • I hope you're all feeling the same way also cause 2019 was the worst year of my life.

  • M: Would you be able to get some more wine for us?

  • S: Yes, of course I can, girl.

  • Cause we have some new members that we have to cheers to. ♪

  • Did you already eat a strawberry? M: No, I'm just waiting for you.

  • S: Okay.

  • That's for me...

  • M: I wanna see some kind of secret code in the section for me like a winksy. ♪

  • S: Did you put a secret code in!?

  • M: Maybe something really cute, I don't know. ♪

  • S: This is just a palate cleansing right now.

  • M: Do you know what I'm talking about? ♪

  • But Simon doesn't know! ♪ There's a wink! ♪

  • S: What!? Hey!

  • M: Yeah.

  • S: What the bumble clutch has happened?

  • M: I don't know. Oh! Oh!

  • S: Okay, are you ready for some nice strawberries? M: Yes.

  • S: Did you drizzle some? M: I did not drizzle some.

  • S: Why not?

  • M: No, I didn't. I'll try this originally first.

  • S: Okay, here we go. Look at this huge one.

  • M: Big boy.

  • Mhmm.

  • Both: Mmmmm.

  • M: Okay, mine's quite tart.

  • S: Oh no, this is so sweet.

  • M: That's right! Because that's the Amaou.

  • This, I'm gonna add. S: Give me a little bit in the middle here.

  • M: So, I think this makes sense because --

  • You have, uh. It just looks like... S: It just looks so wrong.

  • M: Like melted white chocolate.

  • S: Melted white chocolate, everybody. That's what this is.

  • Do you see how colorful the inside of this is?

  • M: Oh my god. Nobody can serve condensed milk on stuff.

  • It's so good!

  • S: Alright!

  • M: Like Vietnamese iced coffee, right? S: Oh, dear. That is crazy delicious.

  • M: This should be illegal. This is just like bottles of sugar, isn't it?

  • No! I'm not having any more of that magic!

  • S: That's way too good.

  • M: That was magic and I won't have it.

  • Have you guys ever tried condensed milk before and have you ever tried Vietnamese iced coffee?

  • It's the one that has like, filter coffee with very, very dark roasted fine

  • and drips very slowly into your cup and the bottom has like a thick-ass layer of condensed milk.

  • And then you mix it as you want with a little bit of ice and like, oooh!

  • S: I love it!

  • This is the longest I've ever eaten a single strawberry.

  • M: You only take manly bites!

  • S: I've taken like 5 bites and there's still more to go!

  • M: Well, I've got some news to tell you.

  • Woodmancer, who is a level 8 mage, has joined,

  • along with Lealendix, the destroyer of the forrests!

  • Lynn Hall, the priest leader of the [?]

  • S: Lynn Hall! I know your emoji! I've seen you before!

  • M: Rebecca, the secret sourcerer! And...

  • Katina Ofnalska, the incredible horse trainer of Kraken.

  • S: And Adlib Creative.

  • M: Wait. Oh, my god. S: All the way on the left.

  • M: As I'm ad-libing creatively.

  • And Adlib Creative! The Dungeon Master has joined!

  • Both: Cheers to all of you new members.

  • Hold on. We have uh....

  • ( SFX applause )

  • Hurrah!

  • S: Cheers to all you! M: Cheers to new members, yeah.

  • S: That's delicious.

  • M: Can you pass me my phone? I'm gonna let people start voting on the next magical thing.

  • M: Which is gonna be hands-free! S: I don't trust you, though!

  • M: Well, it made sense that the trifle was a blow-up. S: Okay.

  • M: I didn't think about the trifle, to be fair. S: I need a little bit more clarity for the next one.

  • M: All we're doing is eating with our face. Hands-free.

  • Because they're all supposed to be that way.

  • S: Okay, they're all supposed to be hands-free, except we're gonna have a secret word.

  • So pick 2 words.

  • M: Right there. S: Okay.

  • So first, we're gonna pick the cake and then we're gonna do the codes.

  • M: Well, because we've got two cakes. So it doesn't matter.

  • So, I think that everybody should start voting while we drink cause there's a lot of people that joined.

  • So we got to keep this up.

  • We want you to either pick between the word 'blueberry' or 'blackberry.'

  • S: Blueberry or blackberry? M: Blueberry or blackberry? What do you choose?

  • Blueberry or blackberry?

  • ( Relaxing music turns on ♪ )

  • S: One of our new members' name was Woodmancer. M: Yup.

  • S: Necromancers are very like, they're able to control dead bodies, right?

  • M: Why would I pick 2 words that look so similar? Ha...

  • ( Laughs )

  • S: We can't read this!

  • This is terrible!

  • M: Livestream is like *gibberish*!

  • S: I'm too old!

  • M: Okay! S: Hold on!

  • S: New words! New words! Abort! Abort! M: Abort mission.

  • S: New words here. I can't read this! M: Okay. Let's make two words up, okay?

  • S: Okay. How about we just say red or blue?

  • Wait. Wait, but we gotta pick.

  • M: But then they'll know who we're picking!

  • S: No. We'll write it down on here. That's what.

  • M: That's right, 'Lol,' Natalie Pate! 'Lol!' This makes no sense.

  • Okay. They're already picking red and blue.

  • S: Okay.

  • M: No, I don't want that! Ha!

  • S: All right. M: No, I don't agree to that one!

  • S: Why not? This is totally fair! M: Cause everyone's voting blue.

  • Everyone loves the color blue.

  • S: Thank you everybody! Because-- M: Thanks a lot so I'm eating hands-free now.

  • S: Martina's eating hands-free now, as well.

  • M: See, that's not fair.

  • Because I tried to pick blueberry / blackberry cause most people don't like berries that much.

  • So I thought, pick between two things you don't like that much.

  • Like celery or Kale. S: Okay, look. I have to say,

  • because you chose such a bad one before you have to suffer the consequences.

  • M: Okay. Alright. Yes.

  • S: That's fair. I'll pick the next one.

  • M: You're totally right. I agree with you. S: I'll pick the next one clearly.

  • M: I absolutely do agree with you.

  • Now let's get a vote on.

  • S: Let's take a look we have two cakey cakey cakes left.

  • We have the white strawberry with chocolate...

  • Excuse me, everybody.

  • And then we have right beside it

  • the Shortcake with a very gorgeous strawberry there.

  • This one looks like it's going to be like,

  • the pinnacle of Japanese strawberry cakes, I think.

  • So, here are the votes.

  • We're going ladies and gentlemen.

  • M: Back to you for a second.

  • S: Pop on back to me. We've got 'chocolate,' we've got 'shortcake.'

  • We got 'shortcake,' 'shortcake,' 'chocolate,'

  • 'white strawberry,'

  • M: Oh yeah.

  • S: 'shortcake,' 'white strawberry,' 'shortcake,' 'shortcake,'

  • 'short,' 'short,' 'short.'

  • Okay. We got a lot of people voting for short.

  • I think short is the way to go ladies and gentlemen.

  • How will Martina eat this hands-free?

  • M: Thanks a lot, you guys.

  • S: Thanks, everybody. You've made a great decision-- M: Haha!

  • S: You-- hey, hey!

  • S: You can't show that on--!

  • You know why I think people voted for that? Because they already knew that you lost.

  • And so they wanted the messiest one!

  • M: Thanks a lot, you guys.

  • Will you pass me the Totoro plate please?

  • S: Okay. Here's the Totoro plate.

  • Martina's going to eat this one hands-free.

  • M: Uh-huh. This plate is Totoro-y awesome.

  • Ha. Get it?

  • We got it from the Ghibli Museum.

  • You guys, if you come to Japan, please come to the Gibbs.

  • It changes all the time.

  • So even if you've gone before, go back.

  • S: We're about to go back. Like, we've already been a couple times.

  • M: Marpan, they are family friendly, indeed.

  • Do you get to eat first with your chopsticks?

  • S: So I get to eat. Okay. M: My chopsticks remain dry. You know.

  • S: Oh my gosh. This is the cake-- M: Can I have your strawberries, by the way?

  • S: Yeah. You want some of my strawberries, girl?

  • M: Yeah! They taste different.

  • S: Yeah. They're so good.

  • M: So... drizzy looking.

  • S: Very badrizzled. M: Why is your bowl so sticky?

  • S: Oh my gosh. It's just sticky all over my fingers. I don't understand.

  • M: Everything is sticky and covered in this white stuff.

  • What is happening?

  • S: Okay. Watch this. See, this is why I love eating cake with chopsticks.

  • You could just take a little bit at it like this.

  • I'm not really proving my case all too well, right now.

  • M: Oh my god. These ones are so sweet!

  • S: Okay.

  • This is it. This is the cake that I'm most excited for.

  • We actually wanted-- I was interested in buying a whole one of these.

  • M: That's what our plan was.

  • S: Yeah, but this is I think of fun idea.

  • M: But then we arrived and we were like, 'What about that trifle, though?'

  • S: Okay. Here we go.

  • M: Oh my god.

  • You guys.

  • S: Perfection.

  • M: Yeah.

  • S: Actually, the cream is a little too light for me.

  • M: Ooh!

  • S: I think the cream's a little too light.

  • The sponge is right on the money! M: Whaat?

  • The sponge is right on the money.

  • I think this is a sponge you like but I think the cake- sorry- I think the cream just needs a little bit more in it.

  • M: Really? S: Yeah.

  • M: I mean we didn't this shop because we were like, 'this is the shop!'

  • We just wanted to try strawberry cake!

  • Okay.

  • S: But the strawberry in it is very, very yummy. This is the season to have strawberry cakes.

  • M: Emily Williams, that's okay.

  • HBC Kat, 'Japanese Shortcake is so dope.' That's right.

  • Okay. I learned something really amazing about this.

  • The reason why this cake became popular during like Christmas time and stuff in Japan

  • was because in between like, the war with Japan, and then Japan not being a country that it was,

  • and joining like, the USA and everything, — Right.

  • it was a sign of wealth to be able to have a refrigerator. Like, technology from different countries.

  • True! Yeah.

  • And fresh cream was a sign that you could make something that would go bad

  • if you didn't have a refrigerator. — Right.

  • So if you put out this fresh cream strawberry cake, and it was a sign of like wealth.

  • And it was white which is also like a lot of purity stuff in Asia, so.

  • My god.

  • Girl, you remember so much of that 'cause I was trying to remember cause we both listened to that together.

  • M: ( Southern accent ) Because I'm honest... S: Yeah. Your memory's great.

  • M: ...I'm not gonna use these chopsticks even though I was about to, y'all.

  • S: Thank you for having a code of honor. M: Don't say that I'm the kind of person

  • that would stuff a strawberry in my mouth with your back turned.

  • I would never do something like that.

  • S: Alright. So how- how are you going to?

  • M: I'm going to eat it very daintily.

  • S: Hang on. Let me just zoom in on you, this is very important here, ladies and gentlemen.

  • M: I can pick it up, right?

  • S: Well, yes. As you should.

  • M: I just have to... Or I can just maybe...corner it. S: Just right there. Hang on.

  • S: Just mush your face in there, girl.

  • M: It's too delicate to lift off this. Oh my god.

  • You can't lift it up! S: Hands-free!

  • Yes. Because it's called hands-free.

  • M: Okay, I've got this. S: You got this, girl.

  • M: Hiya!

  • S: Mush your face in there.

  • M: Thanks a lot everybody for voting for blue. Even though it's the best color ever.

  • This will be delicate. S: Hands-free, girl. You got this.

  • M: Hmm hm hm hmmm

  • S: Wow, you're actually not as messy as I had hoped!

  • M: Oh, nope. S: No, not that way!

  • M: Hmm hm hm hmmm. ♪

  • S: Okay, I didn't mean eat the whole-- hey! Hey, hang on!

  • S: Eeew!

  • Haha!

  • M: Hmm hm hm hmmm

  • S: Girl, I got to have some more of that strawberry, too.

  • M: Hmm hm hm hmmm ♪ S: Okay. Alright. Hey. Hey, that's enough.

  • S: Hang on now.

  • M: Wow!

  • Yummy!

  • S: Isn't that cake is so- that sponge is perfect.

  • M: I will return. Also, I'd like to say good job lipstick. You're actually hanging in there.

  • S: Yeah, this- I like this cake so much.

  • This is my favorite cake of the night so far. M: It's so fluffy!

  • S: Right? The fluffiness is right. The texture is right.

  • So, I think texture wise, this is a killer.

  • The sponge, the cream with the strawberries, it all works so perfectly well.

  • I just wish there was just a little bit more oomph in that cream.

  • You know, I think the cream is lacking just a little bit. What are you setting the camera up for here?

  • M: Oh, nothing.

  • Our cat lying in a pile of garbage clothing.

  • S: We didn't clean the rest of the house! This wasn't supposed to be on camera!

  • Meemers: "Mom and dad hate me."

  • S: I got so much cream on my face.

  • Yeah, I think this needs a little bit more maybe vanilla or like a thicker cream.

  • Maybe just a bit of custard even, possibly.

  • Wow.

  • M: I'm back!

  • S: This strawberrie's a lot more tart, that strawberry that you've bit into that was on the top.

  • That was a tart strawberry as opposed to the really sweet ones we have.

  • M: Misty Lynn says, 'no way you will see this--,' in your face!

  • 'But just want to say you two are heckin' awesome. Good night from St. Louis. Love and peace.'

  • Did I say it "St. Louie"? Is that right- "Louis?" S: St. Louis?

  • M: What the heck is wrong with me? S: No, they call it "St. Louie," I think, as well.

  • M: Kimmy says, 'Hello, Dr. Meemersworth.'

  • Melvin says, "Lol. Simon has cream on his face!"

  • Probably. You're probably right about that! S: What?

  • M: Let me see, open this one.

  • Zhu Yuan Hong says, "Holy shit. It's been years since I've seen you guys!"

  • I know, here we are. We're alive. S: I have a question.

  • M: Were you part of our kpop scene?

  • Cause a lot of people leave and then come back and go, "You guys are alive!"

  • And we're like, "Turns out, we're people!"

  • S: How many of you want to see me feed Martina cake lovingly?

  • M: Nobody does.

  • S: How many of you? Just let me know!

  • If you don't want to, you could say no.

  • But if you do want to, please say yes.

  • I think that this is something where-- look there's 'Yes' already. Like, we have 'I want to see.'

  • Right? 'Yes.' 'Yes.'

  • M: 'Yes, of course.' That was a very rigged...

  • S: Yes, of course. M: It was rigged is what that was.

  • S: First, let's cheers to a new member.

  • M: Shanae Hanes. S: Shanae Hayes. Thank you for joining.

  • S: We forgot the clap!

  • ( SFX applause ) M: Woo!

  • S: Woo!

  • M: Woo! / S: Woo!

  • M: Woo! Woo!

  • S: And now, everybody wants to see me feed you cake lovingly.

  • M: Okay, here we go. ( Relaxing jazz music plays ♪ )

  • S: Dan dan daaaan. ♪

  • M: Chopstick feeding is weird.

  • S: Right?

  • M: I feel like you jabbed me in the mouth. S: Yeah, it didn't work as well.

  • M: It's just like putting on glasses.

  • S: You know, I think people feed each other from across from each other. Side to side?

  • Doesn't work as much because it's gonna hit the side of your mouth.

  • I think...

  • See? The chopstick gets onto the cheek and it just doesn't work right.

  • M: What about the tiny spoon?

  • S: But I think if you do it this way,

  • one shot, all once...

  • Now, I'm gonna have the rest.

  • Now that's quality entertainment. Are you chewing too fast your heart rates up?

  • M: Ah!

  • Stephanie Kim, 'Wait. How is this the wrong channel?' What's the wrong channel? What's happened?'

  • S: Well, because when we started this livestream,

  • I shared out the link, but we'd started it from the gaming channel, Drink Your Potions.

  • In which I occasionally play video games. I think maybe like once a year I live stream on there!

  • M: It's me, again! I'm alive!

  • S: And I accidentally started on that channel.

  • M: Simon was very panicked about today.

  • Because if you guys watched this from the beginning, you'll see that we have a video that we edited.

  • So, we're trying to find a way to give you guys like,

  • a different experience where we can be live with you guys.

  • But it's also at the beginning, like a mini movie.

  • S: We have a bit of different editing. And we got this little switch here, also.

  • M: Oh, Natalie Simpson, 'Where's Martina's lipstick from?'

  • You guys have been asking this forever.

  • It's Kat Von D.

  • And the name of it is something so gothy, like 'tryst' or 'I hate life.'

  • S: Aren't they all gothy? Does she have any uppity kind of names whatsoever?

  • M: Wonder child. / S: Wonder child? Okay.

  • I truly don't know about the names of Martina's lipstick so I can't help with this whatsoever.

  • Goodnight wants to know where's meemers. He's actually sleeping beside us in our pile of clothing.

  • M: This one.

  • And the name is...

  • Vampira.

  • How could I not know that?

  • And this amazing stuff right here, which I'm not paid for you guys, this is lip gel magic.

  • It is amazing because it basically adds like, a wax seal to the outside of your lipsticks

  • so that you can keep it on a lot longer.

  • So it's very amazing.

  • 'Did you see that Kat Von D stepped down from her own makeup company?'

  • No, I didn't.

  • I have to basically stop following anything celebrities do, or musicians.

  • because if I find out that their private life is really something that I don't approve of

  • I can't like, follow-- I just, I can't like, separate from it anymore.

  • So, now I just said like,

  • 'You know what, I just wanna listen to someone's music and I don't want to know what's happening in their life.'

  • or else I'll just be like totally --

  • What's happening here, Simon?

  • S: I'm writing the code for people to vote for the next one.

  • I'm trying to think of one that's like, a good 50:50.

  • M: All right. S: But I want to be able to see people's preferences.

  • Princess of Darkness17 says,

  • 'Simon, Have you played Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers?'

  • S: No, I played a lot of it.

  • Tell me if you agree to these terms.

  • M: Sorry. This is my phone case and I made it myself. It's a clear case that I just put together. See?

  • These are just all my little stickers and these are postcards that we got sent.

  • And things that I like.

  • And then I drew little doodles on it.

  • And then I put it just in that case.

  • S: Girl, I think it's super cute. I love your case

  • M: And I attached a sticker thing to it. Because it's easy-- if I drop it.

  • S: Stop showing people! M: Ah!

  • S: Okay. All right. / M: Okay.

  • S: Um, so for Shadowbringers, no, I haven't played that one, yet.

  • I kind of gave up on it.

  • There's so many random quests I didn't want to do.

  • And I just found myself not enjoying the full gaming experience.

  • Are you okay with this? So we make people choose between these two?

  • M: Why don't we do...?

  • Because then it'll be easy to see.

  • S: No, no, no, no, no. This is easy!

  • M: Okay, okay!

  • S: So we have one cake left.

  • The cake that we have is our little

  • chocolate with white strawberry.

  • White strawberries are delicious.

  • M: That's a real strawberry, by the way.

  • We did we did a video on that. Can I have some more sparkling, by the way?

  • S: Of course, you can.

  • M: If you're joining us now, we drink for all the new members,

  • so we are a little tipsy.

  • Because we didn't eat anything as we planned on having

  • cake for dinner! / S: Cake for dinner!

  • ( SFX applause )

  • M: Yes!

  • S: All right, so, everybody tell me a preference. What would you rather have --

  • M: That's right, Nicole Lynn said, 'I thought they taste like nothing.'

  • So, I think we bought them too early. This is what we were told.

  • Apparently, they definitely have a taste.

  • Remember the controversial 'White Strawberry' video we did?

  • S: Right. Yeah.

  • M: That's what I was reffering to. S: Maybe we got them too early.

  • Okay. So. The question is what would you prefer?

  • Cheese or meat? / M: Cheese or meat?

  • S: Cheese or meat? / M: Cheese or meat? S: Cheese or meat?

  • M: All the vegans are like, 'Wait, what?' And we're like, 'Just pick one that you hate more!'

  • It doesn't matter. You just literally pick one. S: Cheese or meat?

  • Cheese or meat?

  • M: 'Meat,' 'meat,' 'meat!'

  • — 'Cheese,' 'cheese,' 'cheese!' ... — 'Cheese,' 'cheese,' 'cheese!' ...

  • S: 'Cheese,' 'cheese,' 'cheese,'

  • 'cheese,' 'cheese,' 'cheese.'

  • Shit.

  • Shitty shit, okay! So...

  • ( SFX applause )

  • So... for meat, I am the one that heats hands-free.

  • I thought I could have had a pure, pure day of winning here.

  • But that's okay. I'm excited to try this one

  • by myself.

  • Finally! Simon has lost one.

  • Da-da-daaan.♪ Bring it over to me.

  • M: It comes in a cute little thingy underneath it. S: Yes.

  • So it says, "Caution, don't eat."

  • So I think I hold this up you can take it out with using the plastic on two hands.

  • S: Oh! Okay, like teamwork. M: Yeah! Like teamwork.

  • S: Alright, let's do this.

  • M: 'Cause I'm gonna hold this up like this.

  • S: Okay, you ready? M: Yeah, go for it.

  • S: Okaay... M: Here you go.

  • M: Oh, that's pretty neat. Look at this little...

  • M: Loser!♪ Simon!♪

  • Oh, my gosh. You have to tell them what your mom said!

  • It made me laugh so haaard.

  • S: My mommy said that she doesn't like it when-- M: (Laughs)

  • S:--everyone says "Loser Simon."

  • S: And she doesn't like it when Martina says "Loser Simon!"

  • M: Haha!

  • S: Beause my mommy loves me and I'm not a loser to her.

  • She thinks I'm a very special boy! M: You're not a loser! You're not a loser!

  • M: It's just that you lose on competitions! S: But she doesn't understand that much.

  • S: I love you, Mom. But there is some jokes that you're not getting.

  • She told me how sad it makes her. M: Yes.

  • S: So all of you should be

  • ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

  • ASHAMED!

  • M: No!

  • S: You made my momma crrry. M: No. Don't. She did not cry.

  • S: Mom, don't read the comments. There's nothing but mean people here. ( fake crying )

  • M: Okay, stop it. S: Insane.

  • M: She didn't cry and he's fine. We had a good laugh about it.

  • S: I'm joking. Okay.

  • Are you ready? So-- M: Obsidian Rose, I can see your comments.

  • S: Yeah, everyone's comments are still here. M: Only a couple 'Loser Simon's are disappearing.

  • But like, no one's like, saying anything bad.

  • S: I know. I know. It's a joke.

  • M: 'We appreciate you!'

  • S: How do I eat this hands free? I'd have to hold it underneath here, right?

  • M: Do you want me to hold this for you?

  • S: Yes. You can hold that for me and I will gladly-- M: Hey, excuse me. Eyes.

  • You are not gonna eat that whole white strawberry by yourself.

  • That would be really mean. S: That would be really mean. I'm not going to.

  • M: That's why I nibbled the other one in half. S: I'm not going to eat it all by myself.

  • M: Okay. S: Okay.

  • This is impossible to eat.

  • It's way too hard. Can you push it towards the edge?

  • M: That's what she said. S: Push it towards the edge here so I can bite it.

  • M: I'm just gonna hold it for you. S: There you go.

  • M: Oh my god, it's like a monster. You did it. Whoa. Look at all this stuff in here.

  • S: Hmm

  • What a glorious,

  • dense, chocolate sponge.

  • M: Good night, BB Ann. S: Matched with that strawberry.

  • M: I don't like chocolate though. S: Oh, those strawberries with the chocolate.

  • This is my jam. I think I have a new winner so far. M: I get to finally use my chopsticks.

  • M: dan-dan-dan. ♪

  • I like this one more than all the other because -- M: Oh, there's gold dust here!

  • That's so beautiful and delicate. S: I am- I am into chocolate cakes. Martina's not super.

  • Martina likes chocolate. She doesn't like chocolate flavored things.

  • Like chocolate cakes or--

  • M: Yeah. I love chocolate. But chocolate cake to me is like ruining chocolate.

  • Okay, so let me try this out together.

  • M: *Struggle noises* S: *Laughs*

  • Chopsticks are the superior utensil ( echo: utensil... utensil...).

  • M: That strawberry was so good.

  • S: Right?

  • M: Mmm!

  • S: Doesn't it match the cake so nicely?

  • M:Wow.

  • S: 'Cause it's so dense it cuts through it perfectly.

  • M: Okay. So, I take this back. This isn't really a chocolate cake.

  • This is like having those lava cakes. It tastes like more bitter chocolate than it does cake.

  • I'm gonna take a nibble of this. S: Take a nibble.

  • And I'm gonna say thank you Tempered Storm for super chatting. Who says, 'Hello from Waycross, Georgia, USA.

  • 'Love you both. How do you feed your need for caffeine when no coffee is available?

  • 'Energy drinks? Caffeine pills? Soda? Tea?

  • Thank you for Build a Ladder tool for coping.'

  • M: Very good question. / S: Very good question.

  • M: I'm an exclusive, and so is Simon, just caffeine drinker.

  • So what I do is I travel with it everywhere I go.

  • S: Coffee drinker.

  • M: Yeah, well, I guess. Coffee drinker, you could say.

  • If we go to a hotel that I think will not provide me with good enough coffee. I'll bring my own pre-ground coffee

  • and like, a disposable hand dripper or a reusable one.

  • I pack Aeropresses with me. If there's going for something longer we might even pack a Bodum.

  • We have one of those ones that has a screw on top. That's kind of tall.

  • I drink tea.

  • But otherwise like, I'm always gonna make my own coffee no matter what

  • or buy something from a machine.

  • But they usually have a lot of sugar in them. I actually do not drink caffeine drinks at all.

  • S: We don't drink any of the energy drinks. We don't drink soda. No caffeine pills.

  • M: No. Just pure coffee beans and we love spending money on that.

  • So we go to you know, local coffee shops, like Light Up Coffee.

  • You know, Cotton John coffee. Yeah, you're getting it like, fresh from small-batch from farms.

  • They have pictures of the farmers. They've gone there. It's just very local and small batch.

  • And changing all the time.

  • So yeah, I really enjoy that. S: Yeah, me too.

  • M: Yeah, that's my story.

  • M: Um...

  • S: Shh. Shh. Shh!

  • M (in cute voice) : Why is-- Why is Simon eating?!

  • S: I forgot! I totally forgot!

  • I'm so sorry. I forgot!

  • M (cute) : Did he eat the strawbellberry?

  • Did he eat everything? What happened?

  • S: I'm using chopsticks.

  • M (cute) : Oh, my god!

  • S: I know. I totally forgot.

  • M (cute) : Oh no! Simon is cheating!

  • S: I totally forgot. Mom. Mom, I'm still a good boy. Okay, I'm still a good boy. Mom. I'm not a cheater.

  • M: Oh, my god.

  • S: I just forgot, totally forgot.

  • M: Okay. Then you have to eat that last piece as punishment with your hands free.

  • And you have to eat this strawberry as well.

  • S: Hands free as well!? M: Yes!

  • Okay?

  • S: What!? Girl, how much cream you put on that!?

  • M: Oopsie.

  • S: Okay. Cake first.

  • M: All right, good job Duck.

  • S: Nom nom nom nom!!

  • M: Don't choke, please.

  • Yup. Don't choke. Don't choke.

  • S: Mmm. Oh, my god.

  • M: It was really good. We're definitely gonna rate these.

  • So, we have the traditional strawberry shortcake one,

  • that was the sponge with the cream and strawberries.

  • And remember that this is only one location. Like, we might need to try more locations.

  • We had the white chocolate one that you had now. S: Yep.

  • M: We had the trifle with peaches and strawberries. S: Yep.

  • M: And then we also had the melon one. What is your number one, right now?

  • S: The chocolate one. M: Wow!

  • S: Yeah, the chocolate one is my thing. M: Wow.

  • S: I am definitely into chocolate cakes. I know you're not. It's my thing.

  • M: Wow. S: That was so dense.

  • The strawberries were perfect for it.

  • M: For me, it was the melon.

  • S: The melon was your number one.

  • M: Yes. It had the strawberry, it had the cream, it even had the sponge.

  • It was basically the strawberry shortcake shoved inside a melon.

  • S: Yeah, that's true.

  • M: So, if I voted for shortcake, it would be just that. But the melon had shortcake and it had melon.

  • So I loved it. Then I had the shortcake. S: Yeah.

  • M: Then the trifle and then the chocolate for me.

  • S: Chocolate's your bottom? M: Yes, but you know, I don't like chocolate.

  • S: Wow. That's very true. So, I would say number one for me was the chocolate.

  • M: Yes. S: Number two is a shortcake one.

  • M: Mm-hmm. S: Number three was the melon.

  • And number four was the trifle.

  • M: Okay. So our number twos are the same, strawberry shortcake.

  • M: While are melon and chocolates are... S: Yeah, the strawberry shortcake is universe--

  • So, between us, that's our highest rating one there.

  • M: And so you can see that there's like inconsistencies in people's personal opinions, so that's okay.

  • But strawberry shortcake ranks highest.

  • Um, Niko asked if we got into the chocolate that she gave us.

  • Girl. S: Let me bring it over!

  • M: I like, take these like, couple pops of these chocolates and I'm like, "That's enough!" and I put it away.

  • And you got me that tea kit. And that was so amazing.

  • I use it every single day when I don't want to have coffee and I'm just kind of balance it out.

  • Wow. It is so good. And we also-- I wanted to thank the people for sending us fan mail here.

  • This beautiful background that you see here,

  • right here--

  • Hi-ya!

  • This is actually fabric that somebody sent us in fan mail.

  • And we took a photo and we're gonna put it up on the community tab.

  • S: And Niko, here are the chocolates, there. M: We're making our way down.

  • S: Excuse me. We don't eat tons of it.

  • We just have usually like, one or two at a time. It's really lovely.

  • M: Peppered Storm, that's answered your question about caffeine.

  • Sassy, oh, "Happy belated birthday to you." S: Thank you.

  • M: "Good night," from Brandie.

  • Emily Williamson, "Sending you both love from England.

  • I lived in Ojiya, Japan for 3 months. Well, planned a year and had to come back early. I miss Japan so much."

  • Sarah Russell says, "Hello from New Zealand!

  • "What would be the best ever coffee you've ever had? Also, would you travel to New Zealand?

  • Love you both! Thank you for light."

  • Number one, absolutely we'd come to New Zealand. S: Oh, yeah!

  • Also, there's some really great New Zealand marketing happening because I'm loving Waiheke.

  • I'm loving all the New Zealand movies that I'm watching, as well.

  • S: Do you know that I was supposed to be born in New Zealand?

  • M: No! Oh, yeah. Yeah, I knew that. S: Yeah.

  • S: Yeah. So, my parents didn't originally plan to go to Canada 'cause when they were in like, refugee camp,

  • They originally wanted to go to New Zealand. Because New Zealand has a good--

  • M: No!

  • People said that you escaped it in the strawberry! Thank you guys. You saved me!

  • You saved my life, you guys.

  • S: Trying to tell a story. M: I would be so cheated upon.

  • Eat it! S: Trying to tell a story about my childhood, here.

  • And connect with vulnerability.

  • M: Eat it.

  • That's what you get.

  • Don't deal with me.

  • That's what you get.

  • Thank you, guys.

  • S: Wow. So yummy.

  • M: Wow. So much sugar. S: Wow, that's not punishment at all.

  • M: I'm gonna go ahead and...

  • S: Point is, my parents filed their paperwork for New Zealand two weeks late.

  • And as a result, they didn't get accepted and then we went to Canada instead.

  • Ooh. Somebody wrote, "You have to report something bad." Eh?

  • M: Yes. I reported a little bit of

  • sexual stuff that happened. ♪ S: Wooow!

  • S: Oh! I'm so sorry comment section! Jeez.

  • Wow, okay that person needs to be blocked forever.

  • And all caps as well. M: Haha!

  • S: Who writes these kinds of things?

  • I'm so sorry.

  • M: Well, luckily I already reported them, but...

  • S: I mean, I don't want to give negative people attention, but just-- just, please. Why? Why-- why do you do this?

  • M: Don't worry. S: Okay.

  • M: No one can say anything 'cause this is me,

  • Martina's over here going like this, "Put them in timeout. Report user.

  • Community Guidelines. Sexual. Unwanted pornog--." And then I'm... yeah.

  • S: The second question was what was your favorite coffee ever?

  • M: Ooh, that's really tough.

  • But I really enjoyed coffee in Finland. And in Norway, we went to that I--

  • S: Aah. Yeah I was gonna say that Norway one. M: --It was like a bucket list place for me.

  • S: Who was that? It was like a famous guy with like two.. M: If anyone's Norwegi, it's the name of someone's.

  • S: Was it David Hasselhoff?

  • M: Yes, HBCAT, ​the wrong kind of nasty did indeed enter.

  • S: Did--Like, he, like, Micheal... *struggles*

  • M: It doesn't matter. S: Yeah.

  • M: The point is is that it was really good. I loved it. Um...

  • S: That was my favorite one, also. I just can't remember the name.

  • M: Also, I have a secret favorite from Bucheon, South Korea throwback.

  • This is from the Elephant Cafe that we used to go to. And Spudgy would always come with us.

  • And they made a creme brulee latte and I'm not someone who's into sugar.

  • But he took espresso and foam and like, it was kind of like a latte but not super milky.

  • And he covered it in this like delicious sugar and then he roasted it,

  • but the right kind where it doesn't taste like poutine.

  • Crispy and crumbly.

  • And then he put like, a sugar cube on it. And I was like, "What is this?" and you crack into it.

  • But it was so light and I was like, "Wow. This is delightful."

  • And I remember that forever.

  • S: Martina, whenever we talk about Bucheon, she tells me that story often.

  • It's legit. She loves that one so much. I definitely remember that one.

  • M: Hey, Anita Christian says, "Greetings from Norway."

  • You have to answer our question, I hope! S: Hello, Anita.

  • Yes, does anyone remember that name-- that Norwegian coffee one? Did anybody say it?

  • M: Yeah, exactly. I'm not sure.

  • Oh, we got a lot of people from the states waking up now. Oh, and David Hope is from Scotland.

  • S: Oh, wait. No. Marcus Palm said, "No Swedish coffee love?"

  • That coffee shop we went to in Malmo.

  • M: We've had so much good coffee in Sweden. S: That was a phenomenal one in Malmo.

  • Out of all the Swedish ones, I really like that one. We talked about oat milk with them.

  • We talked about like, different places to-- M: Malmo is like a hipster magical place. Like, honestly.

  • It was exciting to be-- it's exciting to be pulled over to different countries for work

  • because we take our job so seriously with like research and reading blogs and like, it's exciting.

  • It's like, "What am I gonna see when I get there?"

  • And my biggest regret for Malmo is I wanted to show some of the places that did like kabobs and falafel

  • because it's like, a big part of the scene.

  • But I couldn't find a place because they were all like pitted against each other.

  • It was crazy and I was like, "Okay, we'll just do this another time." But imagine doing just like a falafel video.

  • Just like, non stop.

  • S: I'm amazed like, are we... is this like a popular stream?

  • And that's why all these weird porn ones are coming up here?

  • M: Oh. Are we getting all the porno comments? S: Yeah, look at all... like...

  • I'm shocked. Like, this is rare for us.

  • Like usually all the comments section is cool people, but like I've never seen random people pop in

  • and start advertising porn.

  • M: We've been making videos for 10 years. S: Have we made it? Mama!

  • M: No. No one makes it.

  • S: Mama, we made it, mama.

  • We got the porn comments!

  • We go the spammers!

  • M: We did it! S: We have leveled up!

  • Thank you, everybody. I will accept my private jet now.

  • They just keep on popping up!

  • M: It's fine! We got rid of them!

  • S: No, I won't do what you tell me to do, dirty commenter!

  • M: I'm gonna get this out...

  • S: I think we're done with our livestream, now. Thank you everybody for hanging out with us.

  • This was loads of fun. M: This was so much fun.

  • S: I enjoyed switching between cameras. And a little video at the beginning was so neat!

  • M: Plus I have a confession for you. S: What is it?

  • M: I did eat a strawberry when you weren't looking. S: I thought so, you know!

  • M: I did. S: I felt it in my bones.

  • I was pretty sure. M: They all knew.

  • S: They all knew. M: They were in on it.

  • S: Chloe, thank you so much for super chatting, says,

  • "Simon. I love your shirt. Jealous of cake. I'm cutting calories right now so I don't get to eat it."

  • M: Well, we didn't eat dinner because we had...

  • cake for dinner! ( Light upbeat music ♪ )

  • S: Thank you for this edition, uh, ( SFX applause )

  • for watching cake for dinner with us.

  • This is episode number one.

  • Episode number two of cake for lunch. M: Cake for breakfast!

  • S: Should we do cake for lunch? M: Brownies for dinner!

  • S: Let us know in the comment section. M: Pies for breakfast!

  • Yeah, so guys, let us know in the comment section below.

  • And if you enjoyed this you can also head to the community tab and let us know.

  • Because I think it's fun to show you guys some well-developed video at the beginning.

  • And then take it to what's actually happening so we can share it together.

  • S: I love this setup. I had so much fun. Thank you, everybody, for hanging out.

  • M: Thank you, Anna, for, "I love sex half on my photo off." Thank you...

  • S: No! No, Anna! M: Yes...

  • S: Put Anna in a timeout!

  • M: Timeout, Anna!

  • S: I'm trying to have a connecting moment with my audience here.

  • M: Natalie, thank you for liking my new hair color. Happy House, fork for dinner. Yes.

  • Thank you guys for joining.

  • S: Thank you everybody.

  • M: Oh and Kat, I did it set as well.

  • We're gonna say goodnight and we'll see if Simon knows how to disconnect this livestream!

  • S: So easily.

  • Bye bye, everyone. M: Bye, everyone!

  • S: See you later!

Today, everybody, is a wonderful day. We are going to be eating strawberry cake for dinner.

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