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- Reyka says I'm crazy, but if I was being Truman Show'd,
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you'd tell me, right Siobhan?
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- What? Raph, you're crazy.
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- [Male Voice] Change the subject.
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- I'm going to get a drink, you guys want anything?
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Siobhan, Ralph?
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- [Siobhan] I'm perfectly fine, thank you.
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- No, no thanks.
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- All righty.
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- Hey, Siobhan, I notice that your friend
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keeps calling me Ralph.
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- Oh, really? I'm sorry.
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- Do you think you could correct her for me?
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- Ooh, why can't you do that?
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- Well, I don't want to be rude, she's your friend.
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- Well, I don't wanna be rude, she's my friend.
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- Alright, maybe I can do it naturally.
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- Back, dummies!
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- Ralph, aren't you warm?
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Don't you want to take off your jacket?
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- You know what, Raph's pretty comfortable actually,
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but that's classic Raph, right?
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- Classic Raph.
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- It's like my mom always used to tell me,
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"Raph, your name is Raph,"
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just in case there's any confusion, Raph."
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- Jeez, sounds like your mom
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thinks you're pretty dumb, Ralph.
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- Did your mom name you after the painter?
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- Yes, yes, that's right.
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- Ralphael the painter? Cool.
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- Nah, I think you added an extra L in there.
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- Oh, what, so it's Ralphae?
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- You know, most people think
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I was named after the ninja turtle.
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- Donatello.
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- Donat- - I see it.
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- I am not Donatello! Unbelievable.
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- Um, sorry, dude, are you drawing me?
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Because I'm actually really protective over my image.
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- No, just doodling, (chuckles).
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You guys ever spend the day just writing down your own name?
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- No, never.
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Which is kinda weird,
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'cause I'm kind of a freak for word games.
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- Oh, right, yeah, Angela, ooh, here's a good one.
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What is a four letter word that is short for Raphael?
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- Ooh, Ralph.
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- What? That's five letters.
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We're looking for one, two, three, four.
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- Dude, look.
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Ra-lf
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Ralf, it's your name, dummy.
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- No it's not!
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Don't you think it's weird
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that you're the only one who calls me that?
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- Am I the only person that calls you Ralph?
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I feel so honored.
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- That is actually really sweet.
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- Not it's not, it's not-
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- Raph - Ralph
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- Raph - Rafff
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- Ralph! - Raph!
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- Ralph! - Rruff.
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- Raph! - Ralph!
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- Ruff, ruff, ruff. - Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph.
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- It's Raph!
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- Who are you talking to?
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- Who are you talking to?
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My name is not Ralph, it's Raph-i-el, or Ra-pha-el,
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or Ra-phi-el, or Ra-pha-el, or Raf, or Raph, or Raif.
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I don't get bummed by Raif!
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Or Raphi, or Rapha, or Raphi, any of those would work,
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just not Ralph.
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- It's a nickname.
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- It's not, though!
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It's a totally different name unto itself.
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- But it's a diminutive.
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- What would it be short for?
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It's a short name, but it isn't short for anything.
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- Don't people call you Af?
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- Oh, Reyka does call you Af.
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- We are still in litigation!
