just because I am

in the comfort

of my own home,

doesn't mean that I can't save...

Fix your lives.

Did I say save your lives?

I can't do that.

I meant fix your lives.

That I can do.

Fixed it.

Fixed it.

fixed it, fixed it.

Fixed it.

Fixed it.

Fixed it.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Oh my God.

How many more questions are there?

Jesus Christ.

There's so many questions.

Let's get started.

Benavidez4182 said,

"what's some things you can do

when bored at home."

Oh, watch TV.

Just watch TV.

Just watch TV.

You don't like watching TV.

You know, it's always fun.

You know what I like to do,

but I don't do it enough,

but when I do it,

it sucks up my whole day.

Is I like to make movies

with footage.

So I like to shoot stuff

and then I'd put it

into like an app.

Like iMovie or

really easy editing thing.

And I make like

a little movie.

and it takes up

so much time.

(upbeat music)

Maybe it's okay

to be bored sometimes.

Lindsbrennercimino said,

"Pregnant due in May,

what should my first

alcoholic drink be?"

"It's been so long."

(laughing)

Linds oh I like you.

I don't know you,

but we'd be friends.

What should my first

alcoholic drink be?

Oh God, you gotta go hard.

Don't even mess with wine

or Prosecco or anything.

Or like beer,

don't even bother.

Go straight for the hard stuff.

'Cause

when I go

for a really long time

without drinking

and then suddenly drink again,

all I wanna do

is just like get real drunk.

Let's take some shots together.

Fixed it.

Olivesterz says,

"How do you keep your relationship romantic

during quarantine times?"

Oh! That's ah,

how do you keep it romantic?

I feel like being stuck

in a house with someone

is just by default romantic.

Am I wrong?

I might be wrong in this.

I think a lot of people

probably heard me say that

and be like,

what are you talking about?

Obviously,

I stopped trying

with my appearance.

I stopped wearing makeup

a long time ago.

I put way too much product

in my hair now.

I don't think I remember

the last time I put

my contact lenses in.

But I don't know.

I think...

But also my husband and I

are like still pretty fresh.

We're like a year and a half.

We're pretty fresh.

You gotta read a Cosmo.

I'm sure they have

like cool tips and stuff.

I don't know.

I'm thinking like,

I don't know,

make a mistake,

make your significant other a stake.

I don't know.

You know, role play,

watch porn together.

I don't know.

Do that stuff.

That's not really romantic,

but you know,

it could be.

It could be.

Depends on the porn you watch.

I gotta stop.

You're welcome.

Aliciadempz said,

"Why won't my boyfriend close cabinets

after he opens them?"

I don't know.

Why doesn't he?

What is he doing?

Why would you leave it open?

Why are we leaving it open?

I have no idea.

You know what,

I do that sometimes.

And I'm not proud of myself.

Why won't he?

That's not the question.

Is it why won't he?

It's can he change his behavior?

And I think he can.

And I think he knows he can.

You just can't nag him.

Don't close them.

Don't close the cabinet.

If he leaves them open,

don't close them.

And then he'll come down

and be like,

why are all the cabinets open?

And then he'll realize

that he's part of the problem.

I don't know if that'll work.

But why wouldn't he close cab...

You know what?

He's got to just change his behavior.

What's your boyfriend's name?

Listen, Aliciadempz's boyfriend,

close the cabinets.

What are we doing?

Why would you leave them open?

Come on, get your (bleep) together.

You're welcome.

Ohh_boy_I says,

"How can I learn to say no

to people without feeling guilty

or having to explain myself?"

Oh my God,

that was my problem

for a long time.

How do I say no to people?

And I did

I'd say yes to everyone.

And then I would

double-triple book myself.

I mean, I have friends.

And people would get

really pissed off at me.

I'd always be late

or I flake

and it was awful.

And then I just really

made a mental note

to just like make,

put plans in my calendar.

And then when people asked me to do things,

I'd say like

no I can't make it.

'Cause I had something in there.

But that's how you're asking.

How do you say no to people

without feeling guilty?

I realized that

when you say no one time,

the first time,

it's much easier

to say no after that.

So I know for me

it was really hard to say no,

the first time

whenever someone asked.

'Cause I'd yes

to everything all the time.

And so when they asked

if I could like do something,

I was like,

I don't think I can.

And they were like,

Okay.

Cause you think

their whole response

is going to be like,

Oh cool.

So we're just not friends anymore.

And then when you realize

that's not their response,

it makes you...

It makes them much easier to say no.

You know what,

put yourself first.

That's what Oprah used to say.

I think that's what she said.

I can't remember.

It sounds like

something she would say.

Be like Oprah.

Johnbuisii says,

"My wife wants to lose weight

and gets mad that I want

to keep eating cookies."

"What do I do?"

So she wants

to lose weight.

She doesn't want you

eating cookies.

Eat them in secret.

If she can't have cookies,

obviously she doesn't wanna watch

you eating cookies.

So just cower somewhere

in the corner

of your living arrangement,

and eat a cookie.

Or in the middle of the night.

Come down and eat cookies.

I...

Listen, my husband is very health conscious

and I need chocolate

on a regular basis.

And sometimes I feel guilty

cause I'm like,

should I not wanna eat this

all the time?

Should I try

to be more health conscious?

And then I realized,

you know what?

Chocolate makes me happy.

And if he doesn't want me

to be happy,

that's his problem.

No, I mean I guess,

I don't know.

It sounds like she just wants

you to be healthy.

But you can be healthy

and eat a cookie or five.

Like I'm not a nutritionist,

but I think

you can do that.

So find a study that says

chocolate's good for you

and give it to her.

And just let us tell her like...

Or maybe make healthy cookies.

Like instead of sugar you're using,

I don't know honey,

or like maple syrup

or I don't know.

Some other healthier sugar,

coconut sugar.

Is that healthier?

I don't know.

Maybe make an alternative cookie.

That's just not as unhealthy.

And you guys

can both eat it together.

Good luck to your wife.

And I think it's very sweet

that you don't wanna

flunk the cookies

in front of her.

That's good.

Fixed it.

Fixed your life

and your marriage.

You're welcome.

Ae_phil says,

"Just broke up with my toxic friend group

and now I have no friends."

"What now?"

Well done.

Well done.

That is tough.

Toxic friends suck ass.

Toxic friends suck.