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  • *Simon clears his throat*

  • Good morning everybody,

  • Today, we are gonna show you a day in our lives, here in Japan

  • *calm music*

  • So usually, every morning...

  • I start by myself.

  • Martina usually sleeps an hour or two more than I do.

  • And this is a chance for me to get a lot of the stuff done around the house

  • that needs to be done before we get our day started.

  • I'm not sure...

  • How Martina's gonna be today 'cause she had a really..

  • really bad sleep last night.

  • So... ;-;

  • Good luck to you girl

  • You're gonna be probably editing this afterwards.

  • Sorry you had such a rough sleep... ;3;

  • Time to make some coffee!

  • *upbeat music*

  • COFFEE GRINDING

  • This is such a strange sensation for me because I don't usually do any talking,

  • at this time of day.

  • It's usually just me doing stuff automatically.

  • And just thinking things in my head.

  • *pensive music*

  • This is my coffee mug owo

  • We have six coffee mugs (t/n boi)

  • You might've seen a bunch of them.

  • This is the one that I always use in the morning.

  • This is what I got from the Ghibli Museum.

  • *whispers with owo* It's my favorite mug ever >w

  • And Martina today will get...

  • Hello Kitty \(^ owo^)/

  • Martina usually likes milk in her coffee in the morning.

  • I don't, I'll take mine BLACK (as my soul)

  • Today's a workout day though...

  • *GAAASSSPP*

  • Gotta put on some rice!!

  • Now, I don't know when Martina is gonna drink that coffee,

  • I don't know how long she's gonna sleep for...

  • But! I do know when she wakes up, she likes the smell of coffee.

  • So, we have it there, right by her bed so when she wakes up, she could get the day started off right.

  • For me though...

  • When I drink my coffee in the morning...

  • I usually need one or two sips until I have to start the morning *bleep*

  • Yea, I'm gonna turn off my mic and I'll be back in like fifteen minutes.

  • That wasn't fifteen minutes, that was just two.

  • I'm a very fast pooper, okay(?)

  • Thanks mom and dad, you raised me well.

  • OOo the coffee started to work! Started to feel ready with the coffee!

  • Next on the list I'm gonna start

  • preparing our dinner for the day, because we got a slow cooker.

  • Slow cookers make easy delicious food. I don't know why everybody doesn't have a slow cooker.

  • Consider this your cheap version of Simon's midnight munchies these are...um..

  • Simon's... I need more coffee before I could think of a weird acronym

  • You just watch me make some food.

  • So here are all the ingredients for my stew. I'm using some discount Aussie beef because we always buy discount food..

  • What you think we like live rich and glamorous youtuber lives? no.

  • This is discount beef but it's still pretty expensive.

  • We got one carrot, we got two potatoes,

  • we've got a bunch of mushrooms, we got some onion there, we got the Japanese

  • Curry. Zeppin? I always thought it was Zeppelin, well learn something new every day.

  • We got some rosemary, we got some Vegeta, we got some of this Italian spice thing that we had for a while.

  • Now let's make it.

  • Wait! I should be doing this like a Martina's midnight munchies. First thing you do is you

  • unceremoniously peel a carrot, then you unceremoniously peel two potatoes.

  • Take all the peelings and unceremoniously dumped them into the garbage

  • POLISH ACCENT: Everything chop up very nice put unceremoniously into slow cooker.

  • See cooking isn't very difficult. Chop up some *bleep*, season it, put in a slow cooker and

  • you're gonna make an impressive meal. You don't got to be Gordon Ramsay to be able

  • to impress the love of your life with some high quality cooking.

  • What's next? I forgot. Beef!

  • There are ways to ceremoniously dump things in and

  • unceremoniously dumped things in but, this has a lot of hot oil so...

  • I want a little bit of ceremony so I don't unceremoniously burn myself with the oil.

  • I'm not looking to fully cook this either I'm just looking to get a sear on

  • all the sides and then I'm gonna dump them in the slow cooker.

  • The fatty cuts are really good for slow cookers. They really dissolve and give a nice creamy

  • juiciness to the stew.

  • *bleep* Aw *BLEEP*

  • Stop burning my hands

  • *Dramatic Dance Music*

  • I need gloves!

  • MEAT SIZZLING

  • Looks like we got a big bowl of meat.

  • Take some rosemary and just jam those in there. This is some Italian seasoning.

  • You know what I find that you can't really ever like over herb a food.

  • People are always so delicate. A little pinch, a little pinch. NO I just. Still gonna be yummy!

  • I've got to mention bay leaves, I hate finding these in my food

  • afterwards but they do give a good flavor to the stew.

  • Put one there, put one there

  • And one there. Ohhh.

  • Whats that? Ohh. "Calm down Simon you're gonna over herb it."

  • Said no one ever. Oh .

  • Welp looks like the prince meemers is here for breakfast as well.

  • *cheerful music*

  • Ah yeah! oh look at that *bleep* food yeah!

  • Mushrooms from... Japan and maybe a bit more.

  • These little Japanese curry packs.

  • What I like to do with these, because these are two packages.

  • I'm gonna cook with only one but I'm not gonna put all them in because then it would get too thick.

  • So we usually when I'm about to finish off the dish is when I put this in when we're about ready to serve.

  • Open these up. And see look! Japanese curry cube. Look inside, looks like a forbidden rolo.

  • Dare me to eat it? I don't care because I don't get pressured into dares.

  • The instructions just say dump them in. I don't do that because it's very difficult to break down.

  • So I usually chop it up and then I put it in here.

  • I pour a little bit of hot water on it so that I can make sure that it evenly dissolves.

  • Meemers I'm gonna get your wet food in just a second homie all right?

  • Just hold off for a bit and then you're gonna get your wet tips.

  • *cheerful music*

  • Pour that in here. *SPLASH*

  • Make sure like me you get very nervous on camera and then spill half of it on the side right there.

  • That makes for a very good meal(!)

  • Just make sure you put on enough water to cover the meat. Pop that on here.

  • Turn that to low and slow. In like six or eight hours you're going to have a delicious meal.

  • It's gonna make the whole house smell just so tempting, warm, and inviting throughout the entire day.

  • Now the dinner is prepared gotta feed the cat!

  • Meemers~ c'mon boy get back up on that table.

  • Oh yeah it's time for your urinary support.

  • Oh Meemers let's see this works oh yeah. I've trained him to stand.

  • There you go. Good boy, here's a good boy.

  • I know some people train their cats to do other things, I just make him stand. That's like the most activity he's gonna get all day.

  • Good job, boy.

  • *humming* *rice shaking*

  • I always put on some rice in the morning.

  • Just leave it on throughout the day, it's always nice to go back to whenever you want a meal.

  • I'm gonna have some of this with the curry later on.

  • I'm gonna have some of this for breakfast as well.

  • Meemers for some reason is so afraid of this, don't know why. I think he thinks of it as a hiss.

  • Meemers did you finish your food? *GASP* Poor guy got scared! I'm sorry Meemers!

  • Meemers dont be afraid come back and eat your food. Homie I should have waited, I forgot!

  • Meemers! Well that just breaks my heart.

  • Meemers come on! Come back, come back. Meemers, come here meemers.

  • Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends meemers.

  • Get back. Oh my god, you're so heavy. Please eat your breakfast. M: okay I guess.

  • Meemers voice: Okay, I guess.

  • So for our last breakfast video we didn't wash our rice and a lot of people scolded us for it.

  • Still don't know why I'm supposed to wash my rice but I do know that it prevents angry internet comments.

  • So here I go washing my rice. I probably should have googled why.

  • RICE COOKER BEEPS

  • One of the hard set rules we have in this house. That you cannot disobey,

  • as you hear the rice cooker music go on you have to do a little bit of a dance.

  • Not a huge one! Any kind of fist pumping is okay just you got to make sure you gotta dance

  • This was our laundry hanging outside overnight. It's really dry now in Japan.

  • So it's a good way for us to dry your clothing without wasting any electricity.

  • I'm gonna put on another load of laundry.

  • *bouncy music*

  • WHISPERING: I think martina's awake!

  • S: What happened last night? M: What a shit sleep. S: Why?

  • M: I don't know my thigh, my hips are hurting so like I couldn't get comfortable.

  • M: And I dislocated my jaw now I sound all lispy like it's just not my voice.

  • S: You don't sound stupid at all girl. M:and a certain unnamed cat.

  • M:We'll call him the doctor *POP*

  • S/M:Dr. M no wait wait wait how about mr. meemersworth work no no that's too obvious.

  • M: He was like meow-meow-meow meow meow meow-meow-meow

  • M:Thanks for coffee. S:No problem girl.

  • S:Anything else I can get you? M: A new body, made out of mechanical parts

  • S: I like your body just the way it is! M:I volunteered.

  • Welcome to a day in the life of someone with chronic illness.

  • Our day starts very slow... those of you that might be dating,

  • or married to somebody who suffers from chronic illness,

  • you really need to accept that it takes us a very long time to get going.

  • S: Looks like somebody came back to bed.

  • S: Oh you're such a beautiful kitty

  • Meemers Voice: Thanks I'm waiting for my mom. M: He snuggled right into my arm and floppeddown into it

  • S: oh what a cute kitty

  • S: Oh yeah I how do you feel about that homie? What's that? *Purrr*

  • S:You smell all that oil that I splattered on the lens

  • S:Now that Martina's awake I can start playing some music around the house.

  • Instead of singing a bizarre song to myself that I don't actually know where it's from.

  • For that I'm going to head to probably my favorite youtube channel ever.

  • 24/7 no.5 hiphop radio smooth beats to sleep and study to.

  • Play that shit.

  • It's copy written so I can't play the whole song but,

  • maybe I could play something different that you might like.

  • *Martina's Shakira Cover Blasts*

  • No, not that anything but that.

  • So what I'm making here isn't gonna be the most appetizing thing.

  • This is my tuna and egg salad. It's two cans of tuna, two almost hard-boiled eggs.

  • I want the inside yolks to be pretty goopy.

  • What I usually do is I put them in water and as soon as they start boiling

  • I kill the heat and I let them sit there for six and a half minutes.

  • And then they're still cooked, all the whites are cooked

  • but the yellows are still kind of really rich and runny.

  • Then I'm gonna have this with rice and it's not a fun meal.

  • This isn't something that I'm trying to eat because whoo~ I'm just so into tuna(!)

  • This is something I'm trying to eat for protein and get the rice for all the carbs I need for today's workout,

  • because today is squat day and I SUCK at squats.

  • So I need all the help that I can get.

  • We don't eat tremendous meals every single day.

  • Some of it is sad tuna and egg salad.

  • *sad music and HGTV NOISE*

  • Commenting on tv :Oh it's not the dining room it's the breakfast room.

  • While I eat breakfast I like to look at videos of houses thatI'll never be able to afford.

  • Let's just be honest who could afford a house now anyways. Nobody.

  • My ducky's finally downstairs! Hi ducky!

  • Very important morning routine you cannot skip out on is a morning hug.

  • Always have to have a morning hug.

  • S:Come on Ducky! M: I'm not ready.

  • S: I'm gonna have like this no one can see your swinging breasts.

  • M: Oh see that's what I was worried about(!) S: I"m blocked out see? Don't worry.

  • M:Nooo S: See it's on my back M:No

  • S: Okay Martina's gonna put on a bra and then we're gonna have a morning hug.

  • S:DUCKY! M:What?S: Put on a bra and let's hug M: No I hate hugging with bras on! S: okay I'm gonna go hug you in the

  • S: other place so no one can see M:Yes S: hide behind the wall. Morning Hug! Come on.

  • S:I got a squat down because she's so small M:okay S: oh my girl...hey ducky

  • *Squeaky toy noise*

  • S: I want snuggles oh backwards oh yeah got to keep the morning hug going. M: Okay, come on.

  • S:What! No not upstairs! Back to the bathroom we go get our day started.

  • S:Ducky no thank you let's go back nanana oh yeah

  • S: Come on sweet girl. M: Smells like a kitty. S: I'm eating tuna M: I knew it!

  • S:This is why brushing your teeth is so important.

  • The first thing I always do every morning.

  • Before I even started this video was brush floss and mouthwash. Yes you floss every single day.

  • You must floss every single day, brush your teeth, and after eating tuna I gotta brush my teeth again.

  • Martina Singing: Waiting to put on my mic

  • and that's okay for us to leave this in cuz it's a day in our lives

  • the day in our life means we gotta put up microphones~

  • M: Like normal people living in a normal home, we mic each other up.

  • M:We have very weird lives Ducky. S: We do have very bizarre lives.

  • M: Youtubers, very strange. This is out lives guys.

  • S: Here you go. Why don't you to tell everyone about this terrible shirt. M: *GASP*

  • M: You have insulted me thus. My taste in music? S: HAHAHA

  • M: My Daddy Yankee?

  • and now you insult my shirt thusly.

  • Although we're gonna be honest here something has gone terribly wrong with my hairstyle today.

  • Up top I look like a princess. I'm like I'm gonna go on to the prom like look at me.

  • And then I scan down this strange outfit.

  • Which is like made kind of tomboyish and then I have this hair it doesn't work at all, does it?

  • S: No and it's a good thing we're not going out today.

  • M: You have insulted me thricely! AH, my Daddy Yankee, my Justin Bieber!

  • S:I love everything about you! Except your taste in music and sometimes your clothing

  • SOUND OF GLASS SHATERING

  • M: *GASP* You're weaing a shirt that I made!

  • I think somebody forgot that I'm the one editing this video.

  • So guess what? it's gonna just be non-stop fart revenge.

  • Making fun of my shirt and my daddy yankee and my reggaeton!

  • *nutcracker mischief music*

  • *fart noises*

  • Well that was a miserable book I just finished reading "Homo Deus" after reading "Homo Sapiens".

  • I read this in Barcelona, I read this here.