Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles *Simon clears his throat* Good morning everybody, Today, we are gonna show you a day in our lives, here in Japan *calm music* So usually, every morning... I start by myself. Martina usually sleeps an hour or two more than I do. And this is a chance for me to get a lot of the stuff done around the house that needs to be done before we get our day started. I'm not sure... How Martina's gonna be today 'cause she had a really.. really bad sleep last night. So... ;-; Good luck to you girl You're gonna be probably editing this afterwards. Sorry you had such a rough sleep... ;3; Time to make some coffee! *upbeat music* COFFEE GRINDING This is such a strange sensation for me because I don't usually do any talking, at this time of day. It's usually just me doing stuff automatically. And just thinking things in my head. *pensive music* This is my coffee mug owo We have six coffee mugs (t/n boi) You might've seen a bunch of them. This is the one that I always use in the morning. This is what I got from the Ghibli Museum. *whispers with owo* It's my favorite mug ever >w And Martina today will get... Hello Kitty \(^ owo^)/ Martina usually likes milk in her coffee in the morning. I don't, I'll take mine BLACK (as my soul) Today's a workout day though... *GAAASSSPP* Gotta put on some rice!! Now, I don't know when Martina is gonna drink that coffee, I don't know how long she's gonna sleep for... But! I do know when she wakes up, she likes the smell of coffee. So, we have it there, right by her bed so when she wakes up, she could get the day started off right. For me though... When I drink my coffee in the morning... I usually need one or two sips until I have to start the morning *bleep* Yea, I'm gonna turn off my mic and I'll be back in like fifteen minutes. That wasn't fifteen minutes, that was just two. I'm a very fast pooper, okay(?) Thanks mom and dad, you raised me well. OOo the coffee started to work! Started to feel ready with the coffee! Next on the list I'm gonna start preparing our dinner for the day, because we got a slow cooker. Slow cookers make easy delicious food. I don't know why everybody doesn't have a slow cooker. Consider this your cheap version of Simon's midnight munchies these are...um.. Simon's... I need more coffee before I could think of a weird acronym You just watch me make some food. So here are all the ingredients for my stew. I'm using some discount Aussie beef because we always buy discount food.. What you think we like live rich and glamorous youtuber lives? no. This is discount beef but it's still pretty expensive. We got one carrot, we got two potatoes, we've got a bunch of mushrooms, we got some onion there, we got the Japanese Curry. Zeppin? I always thought it was Zeppelin, well learn something new every day. We got some rosemary, we got some Vegeta, we got some of this Italian spice thing that we had for a while. Now let's make it. Wait! I should be doing this like a Martina's midnight munchies. First thing you do is you unceremoniously peel a carrot, then you unceremoniously peel two potatoes. Take all the peelings and unceremoniously dumped them into the garbage POLISH ACCENT: Everything chop up very nice put unceremoniously into slow cooker. See cooking isn't very difficult. Chop up some *bleep*, season it, put in a slow cooker and you're gonna make an impressive meal. You don't got to be Gordon Ramsay to be able to impress the love of your life with some high quality cooking. What's next? I forgot. Beef! There are ways to ceremoniously dump things in and unceremoniously dumped things in but, this has a lot of hot oil so... I want a little bit of ceremony so I don't unceremoniously burn myself with the oil. I'm not looking to fully cook this either I'm just looking to get a sear on all the sides and then I'm gonna dump them in the slow cooker. The fatty cuts are really good for slow cookers. They really dissolve and give a nice creamy juiciness to the stew. *bleep* Aw *BLEEP* Stop burning my hands *Dramatic Dance Music* I need gloves! MEAT SIZZLING Looks like we got a big bowl of meat. Take some rosemary and just jam those in there. This is some Italian seasoning. You know what I find that you can't really ever like over herb a food. People are always so delicate. A little pinch, a little pinch. NO I just. Still gonna be yummy! I've got to mention bay leaves, I hate finding these in my food afterwards but they do give a good flavor to the stew. Put one there, put one there And one there. Ohhh. Whats that? Ohh. "Calm down Simon you're gonna over herb it." Said no one ever. Oh . Welp looks like the prince meemers is here for breakfast as well. *cheerful music* Ah yeah! oh look at that *bleep* food yeah! Mushrooms from... Japan and maybe a bit more. These little Japanese curry packs. What I like to do with these, because these are two packages. I'm gonna cook with only one but I'm not gonna put all them in because then it would get too thick. So we usually when I'm about to finish off the dish is when I put this in when we're about ready to serve. Open these up. And see look! Japanese curry cube. Look inside, looks like a forbidden rolo. Dare me to eat it? I don't care because I don't get pressured into dares. The instructions just say dump them in. I don't do that because it's very difficult to break down. So I usually chop it up and then I put it in here. I pour a little bit of hot water on it so that I can make sure that it evenly dissolves. Meemers I'm gonna get your wet food in just a second homie all right? Just hold off for a bit and then you're gonna get your wet tips. *cheerful music* Pour that in here. *SPLASH* Make sure like me you get very nervous on camera and then spill half of it on the side right there. That makes for a very good meal(!) Just make sure you put on enough water to cover the meat. Pop that on here. Turn that to low and slow. In like six or eight hours you're going to have a delicious meal. It's gonna make the whole house smell just so tempting, warm, and inviting throughout the entire day. Now the dinner is prepared gotta feed the cat! Meemers~ c'mon boy get back up on that table. Oh yeah it's time for your urinary support. Oh Meemers let's see this works oh yeah. I've trained him to stand. There you go. Good boy, here's a good boy. I know some people train their cats to do other things, I just make him stand. That's like the most activity he's gonna get all day. Good job, boy. *humming* *rice shaking* I always put on some rice in the morning. Just leave it on throughout the day, it's always nice to go back to whenever you want a meal. I'm gonna have some of this with the curry later on. I'm gonna have some of this for breakfast as well. Meemers for some reason is so afraid of this, don't know why. I think he thinks of it as a hiss. Meemers did you finish your food? *GASP* Poor guy got scared! I'm sorry Meemers! Meemers dont be afraid come back and eat your food. Homie I should have waited, I forgot! Meemers! Well that just breaks my heart. Meemers come on! Come back, come back. Meemers, come here meemers. Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends meemers. Get back. Oh my god, you're so heavy. Please eat your breakfast. M: okay I guess. Meemers voice: Okay, I guess. So for our last breakfast video we didn't wash our rice and a lot of people scolded us for it. Still don't know why I'm supposed to wash my rice but I do know that it prevents angry internet comments. So here I go washing my rice. I probably should have googled why. RICE COOKER BEEPS One of the hard set rules we have in this house. That you cannot disobey, as you hear the rice cooker music go on you have to do a little bit of a dance. Not a huge one! Any kind of fist pumping is okay just you got to make sure you gotta dance This was our laundry hanging outside overnight. It's really dry now in Japan. So it's a good way for us to dry your clothing without wasting any electricity. I'm gonna put on another load of laundry. *bouncy music* WHISPERING: I think martina's awake! S: What happened last night? M: What a shit sleep. S: Why? M: I don't know my thigh, my hips are hurting so like I couldn't get comfortable. M: And I dislocated my jaw now I sound all lispy like it's just not my voice. S: You don't sound stupid at all girl. M:and a certain unnamed cat. M:We'll call him the doctor *POP* S/M:Dr. M no wait wait wait how about mr. meemersworth work no no that's too obvious. M: He was like meow-meow-meow meow meow meow-meow-meow M:Thanks for coffee. S:No problem girl. S:Anything else I can get you? M: A new body, made out of mechanical parts S: I like your body just the way it is! M:I volunteered. Welcome to a day in the life of someone with chronic illness. Our day starts very slow... those of you that might be dating, or married to somebody who suffers from chronic illness, you really need to accept that it takes us a very long time to get going. S: Looks like somebody came back to bed. S: Oh you're such a beautiful kitty Meemers Voice: Thanks I'm waiting for my mom. M: He snuggled right into my arm and floppeddown into it S: oh what a cute kitty S: Oh yeah I how do you feel about that homie? What's that? *Purrr* S:You smell all that oil that I splattered on the lens S:Now that Martina's awake I can start playing some music around the house. Instead of singing a bizarre song to myself that I don't actually know where it's from. For that I'm going to head to probably my favorite youtube channel ever. 24/7 no.5 hiphop radio smooth beats to sleep and study to. Play that shit. It's copy written so I can't play the whole song but, maybe I could play something different that you might like. *Martina's Shakira Cover Blasts* No, not that anything but that. So what I'm making here isn't gonna be the most appetizing thing. This is my tuna and egg salad. It's two cans of tuna, two almost hard-boiled eggs. I want the inside yolks to be pretty goopy. What I usually do is I put them in water and as soon as they start boiling I kill the heat and I let them sit there for six and a half minutes. And then they're still cooked, all the whites are cooked but the yellows are still kind of really rich and runny. Then I'm gonna have this with rice and it's not a fun meal. This isn't something that I'm trying to eat because whoo~ I'm just so into tuna(!) This is something I'm trying to eat for protein and get the rice for all the carbs I need for today's workout, because today is squat day and I SUCK at squats. So I need all the help that I can get. We don't eat tremendous meals every single day. Some of it is sad tuna and egg salad. *sad music and HGTV NOISE* Commenting on tv :Oh it's not the dining room it's the breakfast room. While I eat breakfast I like to look at videos of houses thatI'll never be able to afford. Let's just be honest who could afford a house now anyways. Nobody. My ducky's finally downstairs! Hi ducky! Very important morning routine you cannot skip out on is a morning hug. Always have to have a morning hug. S:Come on Ducky! M: I'm not ready. S: I'm gonna have like this no one can see your swinging breasts. M: Oh see that's what I was worried about(!) S: I"m blocked out see? Don't worry. M:Nooo S: See it's on my back M:No S: Okay Martina's gonna put on a bra and then we're gonna have a morning hug. S:DUCKY! M:What?S: Put on a bra and let's hug M: No I hate hugging with bras on! S: okay I'm gonna go hug you in the S: other place so no one can see M:Yes S: hide behind the wall. Morning Hug! Come on. S:I got a squat down because she's so small M:okay S: oh my girl...hey ducky *Squeaky toy noise* S: I want snuggles oh backwards oh yeah got to keep the morning hug going. M: Okay, come on. S:What! No not upstairs! Back to the bathroom we go get our day started. S:Ducky no thank you let's go back nanana oh yeah S: Come on sweet girl. M: Smells like a kitty. S: I'm eating tuna M: I knew it! S:This is why brushing your teeth is so important. The first thing I always do every morning. Before I even started this video was brush floss and mouthwash. Yes you floss every single day. You must floss every single day, brush your teeth, and after eating tuna I gotta brush my teeth again. Martina Singing: Waiting to put on my mic and that's okay for us to leave this in cuz it's a day in our lives the day in our life means we gotta put up microphones~ M: Like normal people living in a normal home, we mic each other up. M:We have very weird lives Ducky. S: We do have very bizarre lives. M: Youtubers, very strange. This is out lives guys. S: Here you go. Why don't you to tell everyone about this terrible shirt. M: *GASP* M: You have insulted me thus. My taste in music? S: HAHAHA M: My Daddy Yankee? and now you insult my shirt thusly. Although we're gonna be honest here something has gone terribly wrong with my hairstyle today. Up top I look like a princess. I'm like I'm gonna go on to the prom like look at me. And then I scan down this strange outfit. Which is like made kind of tomboyish and then I have this hair it doesn't work at all, does it? S: No and it's a good thing we're not going out today. M: You have insulted me thricely! AH, my Daddy Yankee, my Justin Bieber! S:I love everything about you! Except your taste in music and sometimes your clothing SOUND OF GLASS SHATERING M: *GASP* You're weaing a shirt that I made! I think somebody forgot that I'm the one editing this video. So guess what? it's gonna just be non-stop fart revenge. Making fun of my shirt and my daddy yankee and my reggaeton! *nutcracker mischief music* *fart noises* Well that was a miserable book I just finished reading "Homo Deus" after reading "Homo Sapiens". I read this in Barcelona, I read this here.