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  • *Simon clears his throat*

  • Good morning everybody,

  • Today, we are gonna show you a day in our lives, here in Japan

  • *calm music*

  • So usually, every morning...

  • I start by myself.

  • Martina usually sleeps an hour or two more than I do.

  • And this is a chance for me to get a lot of the stuff done around the house

  • that needs to be done before we get our day started.

  • I'm not sure...

  • How Martina's gonna be today 'cause she had a really..

  • really bad sleep last night.

  • So... ;-;

  • Good luck to you girl

  • You're gonna be probably editing this afterwards.

  • Sorry you had such a rough sleep... ;3;

  • Time to make some coffee!

  • *upbeat music*

  • COFFEE GRINDING

  • This is such a strange sensation for me because I don't usually do any talking,

  • at this time of day.

  • It's usually just me doing stuff automatically.

  • And just thinking things in my head.

  • *pensive music*

  • This is my coffee mug owo

  • We have six coffee mugs (t/n boi)

  • You might've seen a bunch of them.

  • This is the one that I always use in the morning.

  • This is what I got from the Ghibli Museum.

  • *whispers with owo* It's my favorite mug ever >w

  • And Martina today will get...

  • Hello Kitty \(^ owo^)/

  • Martina usually likes milk in her coffee in the morning.

  • I don't, I'll take mine BLACK (as my soul)

  • Today's a workout day though...

  • *GAAASSSPP*

  • Gotta put on some rice!!

  • Now, I don't know when Martina is gonna drink that coffee,

  • I don't know how long she's gonna sleep for...

  • But! I do know when she wakes up, she likes the smell of coffee.

  • So, we have it there, right by her bed so when she wakes up, she could get the day started off right.

  • For me though...

  • When I drink my coffee in the morning...

  • I usually need one or two sips until I have to start the morning *bleep*

  • Yea, I'm gonna turn off my mic and I'll be back in like fifteen minutes.

  • That wasn't fifteen minutes, that was just two.

  • I'm a very fast pooper, okay(?)

  • Thanks mom and dad, you raised me well.

  • OOo the coffee started to work! Started to feel ready with the coffee!

  • Next on the list I'm gonna start

  • preparing our dinner for the day, because we got a slow cooker.

  • Slow cookers make easy delicious food. I don't know why everybody doesn't have a slow cooker.

  • Consider this your cheap version of Simon's midnight munchies these are...um..

  • Simon's... I need more coffee before I could think of a weird acronym

  • You just watch me make some food.

  • So here are all the ingredients for my stew. I'm using some discount Aussie beef because we always buy discount food..

  • What you think we like live rich and glamorous youtuber lives? no.

  • This is discount beef but it's still pretty expensive.

  • We got one carrot, we got two potatoes,

  • we've got a bunch of mushrooms, we got some onion there, we got the Japanese

  • Curry. Zeppin? I always thought it was Zeppelin, well learn something new every day.

  • We got some rosemary, we got some Vegeta, we got some of this Italian spice thing that we had for a while.

  • Now let's make it.

  • Wait! I should be doing this like a Martina's midnight munchies. First thing you do is you

  • unceremoniously peel a carrot, then you unceremoniously peel two potatoes.

  • Take all the peelings and unceremoniously dumped them into the garbage

  • POLISH ACCENT: Everything chop up very nice put unceremoniously into slow cooker.

  • See cooking isn't very difficult. Chop up some *bleep*, season it, put in a slow cooker and

  • you're gonna make an impressive meal. You don't got to be Gordon Ramsay to be able

  • to impress the love of your life with some high quality cooking.

  • What's next? I forgot. Beef!

  • There are ways to ceremoniously dump things in and

  • unceremoniously dumped things in but, this has a lot of hot oil so...

  • I want a little bit of ceremony so I don't unceremoniously burn myself with the oil.

  • I'm not looking to fully cook this either I'm just looking to get a sear on

  • all the sides and then I'm gonna dump them in the slow cooker.

  • The fatty cuts are really good for slow cookers. They really dissolve and give a nice creamy

  • juiciness to the stew.

  • *bleep* Aw *BLEEP*

  • Stop burning my hands

  • *Dramatic Dance Music*

  • I need gloves!

  • MEAT SIZZLING

  • Looks like we got a big bowl of meat.

  • Take some rosemary and just jam those in there. This is some Italian seasoning.

  • You know what I find that you can't really ever like over herb a food.

  • People are always so delicate. A little pinch, a little pinch. NO I just. Still gonna be yummy!

  • I've got to mention bay leaves, I hate finding these in my food

  • afterwards but they do give a good flavor to the stew.

  • Put one there, put one there

  • And one there. Ohhh.

  • Whats that? Ohh. "Calm down Simon you're gonna over herb it."

  • Said no one ever. Oh .

  • Welp looks like the prince meemers is here for breakfast as well.

  • *cheerful music*

  • Ah yeah! oh look at that *bleep* food yeah!

  • Mushrooms from... Japan and maybe a bit more.

  • These little Japanese curry packs.

  • What I like to do with these, because these are two packages.

  • I'm gonna cook with only one but I'm not gonna put all them in because then it would get too thick.

  • So we usually when I'm about to finish off the dish is when I put this in when we're about ready to serve.

  • Open these up. And see look! Japanese curry cube. Look inside, looks like a forbidden rolo.

  • Dare me to eat it? I don't care because I don't get pressured into dares.

  • The instructions just say dump them in. I don't do that because it's very difficult to break down.

  • So I usually chop it up and then I put it in here.

  • I pour a little bit of hot water on it so that I can make sure that it evenly dissolves.

  • Meemers I'm gonna get your wet food in just a second homie all right?

  • Just hold off for a bit and then you're gonna get your wet tips.

  • *cheerful music*

  • Pour that in here. *SPLASH*

  • Make sure like me you get very nervous on camera and then spill half of it on the side right there.

  • That makes for a very good meal(!)

  • Just make sure you put on enough water to cover the meat. Pop that on here.

  • Turn that to low and slow. In like six or eight hours you're going to have a delicious meal.

  • It's gonna make the whole house smell just so tempting, warm, and inviting throughout the entire day.

  • Now the dinner is prepared gotta feed the cat!

  • Meemers~ c'mon boy get back up on that table.

  • Oh yeah it's time for your urinary support.

  • Oh Meemers let's see this works oh yeah. I've trained him to stand.

  • There you go. Good boy, here's a good boy.

  • I know some people train their cats to do other things, I just make him stand. That's like the most activity he's gonna get all day.

  • Good job, boy.

  • *humming* *rice shaking*

  • I always put on some rice in the morning.

  • Just leave it on throughout the day, it's always nice to go back to whenever you want a meal.

  • I'm gonna have some of this with the curry later on.

  • I'm gonna have some of this for breakfast as well.

  • Meemers for some reason is so afraid of this, don't know why. I think he thinks of it as a hiss.

  • Meemers did you finish your food? *GASP* Poor guy got scared! I'm sorry Meemers!

  • Meemers dont be afraid come back and eat your food. Homie I should have waited, I forgot!

  • Meemers! Well that just breaks my heart.

  • Meemers come on! Come back, come back. Meemers, come here meemers.

  • Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends meemers.

  • Get back. Oh my god, you're so heavy. Please eat your breakfast. M: okay I guess.

  • Meemers voice: Okay, I guess.

  • So for our last breakfast video we didn't wash our rice and a lot of people scolded us for it.

  • Still don't know why I'm supposed to wash my rice but I do know that it prevents angry internet comments.

  • So here I go washing my rice. I probably should have googled why.

  • RICE COOKER BEEPS

  • One of the hard set rules we have in this house. That you cannot disobey,

  • as you hear the rice cooker music go on you have to do a little bit of a dance.

  • Not a huge one! Any kind of fist pumping is okay just you got to make sure you gotta dance

  • This was our laundry hanging outside overnight. It's really dry now in Japan.

  • So it's a good way for us to dry your clothing without wasting any electricity.

  • I'm gonna put on another load of laundry.

  • *bouncy music*

  • WHISPERING: I think martina's awake!

  • S: What happened last night? M: What a shit sleep. S: Why?

  • M: I don't know my thigh, my hips are hurting so like I couldn't get comfortable.

  • M: And I dislocated my jaw now I sound all lispy like it's just not my voice.

  • S: You don't sound stupid at all girl. M:and a certain unnamed cat.

  • M:We'll call him the doctor *POP*

  • S/M:Dr. M no wait wait wait how about mr. meemersworth work no no that's too obvious.

  • M: He was like meow-meow-meow meow meow meow-meow-meow

  • M:Thanks for coffee. S:No problem girl.

  • S:Anything else I can get you? M: A new body, made out of mechanical parts

  • S: I like your body just the way it is! M:I volunteered.

  • Welcome to a day in the life of someone with chronic illness.

  • Our day starts very slow... those of you that might be dating,

  • or married to somebody who suffers from chronic illness,

  • you really need to accept that it takes us a very long time to get going.

  • S: Looks like somebody came back to bed.

  • S: Oh you're such a beautiful kitty

  • Meemers Voice: Thanks I'm waiting for my mom. M: He snuggled right into my arm and floppeddown into it

  • S: oh what a cute kitty

  • S: Oh yeah I how do you feel about that homie? What's that? *Purrr*

  • S:You smell all that oil that I splattered on the lens