- Okay, everything's all set.

Just gonna replace my arc reactor.

All right, here we go, Tony.

It's a delicate process that requires

complete focus and silence

- Hey!

- Aaaugh!

- Whoa! Shocked to see me, huh? (laughing)

- Who are you?

What are you doing in my laboratory?

- You brought me in here.

I was part of your lunch.

- Ugh. Of all the days to skip lunch.

- Shouldn't skip meals, Tony.

It'll come back to haunt ya!

(ghostly laugh)

- Give me that!

Now scram.

I'm doing important work here.

- Yeesh.

I guess that's why they say never meet your idols.

You're way different in person.

- Am I?

- Yeah Tony.

The difference is really stark. (laughing)

- Ugh.

Tell you what.

Just call me Iron Man.

Think you can do that for me?

- Sure.

Hey Iron Man! Hey!

Hey!

- Yes?

- Hey Iron Man! Hey Iron Man!

- What?

- Is your girlfriend Iron Maiden? (laughing)

- No, as a matter of fact,

my girlfriend's name is Pepper.

- (gasp) You're dating Pepper?

Oh man, Salt's gonna be devastated when he finds out!

- Ugh, I don't have time for this.

- Ooh!

Hey Iron Man, are you friends with

Tin Man from Wizard of Oz?

- No.

- Have you met Jeremy Irons?

Oh, are you jealous they don't call

you the Man of Steel?

- No!

You do understand I'm not actually made of metal, right?

That's just my superhero name.

I am just a normal, everyday billionaire

genius playboy philanthropist,

made out of skin and bones.

Got it?

- (sniffles) For someone who claims

to not be made out of iron,

you sure have a hardened heart.

- You know it's funny you should bring up my heart.

Come here a sec, I need your help.

- Woohoo! I love being useful.

- Whatever.

Listen, you see this thing?

It's what keeps me alive.

It also is no longer working.

So I need you to put this new one in, okay?

- Um...

- Please?

Do it now.

Quickly!

- But I don't have any hands.

- You don't have any hands.

That's just perfect.

I need to swap in a new arc reactor

and I find myself dependent on

some citrus fruit with no arms.

- Are you going to die, Iron Man?

- If you keep wasting time, yes.

Listen to me- you're gonna have to get into the suit.

- Me?

- Yes you.

There's no other way.

Once inside you'll be able to operate the arms and--

- Woohoo!

I AM IRON MAN!

NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH,

NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH,

NUH NUH NUH!

- Listen, just whatever you do, do not--

- Weeee!

- --fly around.

- I gotta say, Tony:

wearing this suit is a real BLAST! (laughing)

- Listen- arc reactor.

Now.

Can we focus up here please?

- Oh yeah!

You need me to reach in there, right?

- Yes, but first --

(Annoying Orange gibbering) (sounds of electrocution)

- -let me tell you exactly--

(Annoying Orange gibbering) (sounds of electrocution)

- -how to--

(Annoying Orange gibbering) (sounds of electrocution)

Would you stop and listen to me?

- Sorry! No ears (laughing)

Hey, I'm gonna fly this around and

dive bomb some people, cool?

Thanks, bye!

- Hey! Hey!

Screw it, I'll do it myself.

- Tony?

- Pepper.

I'm so glad you're here.

I almost died.

- Well I'm glad you didn't die,

because then we couldn't do THIS!

(kissing sounds)

Oh Tony, I know they look down

on our love but I don't care!

- Pepper, I have something very important to say to you.

Something I've been meaning to say for a while now.

- What is it, Tony?

- Well I'm thinking of giving up all this Iron Man business.

Partially because someone stole my suit.

But that's beside the point.

Pepper, what I want to tell you is:

dive bomb.

- What?

- Dive bomb!

(Pepper and Tony screaming)

(Annoying Orange laughing)

- Hey!

You stop that right now!

And give Tony back his suit.

- Whoa!

Pepper sure is salty!

Oh the IRON-y! (laughing)

(groaning)

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