Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (tense music) - [Man] First day of Top Gun Academy. - All right, listen up everyone, the name is Maverick, I'm the best fighter pilot around. Just so everybody's on the same page, I'm gonna be Top Gun, got it? Me. - [Limerick] That's cute. - Who said that? - You could be Top Gun if you wanna, but know this, around here, I'm Top Pun (laughing) - You. - They call me Limerick. - Well Limerick, I can see you think you're pretty hot stuff, but you don't have a co-pilot like mine. Hey, Goose, get over here. - Don't worry about me, I got an amazing co-pilot of my own. Hey, Goose, get over here. (Goose honks) - Hold up, that's your co-pilot? - Yeah, and guess what? He's really good at flying 'cause he's been doing it his whole life (laughing) (Goose honks) Hey, calm down Goose. Sorry to get confused by noises and colors. (Goose honks) - Ow. - No, we're settling this the old fashioned way. - All right. Are we gonna settle this with fighter jets? - With shirtless slow mo volleyball. - Huh say what? (groovy music) - You know what? You're pretty good at volleyball. - What'd you expect? I am a ball (laughing) (Goose honks) - Good point Goose. Hey, Goose wants me to address the elephant in the room. Human Goose didn't take his shirt off like everyone else did. - I mean, yeah, what was up with that Goose, everyone takes their shirts off for shirtless slow mo volleyball, I mean. - I'm sorry, look I didn't know, okay? - How could you not know? It's in the name. - I didn't know okay? (Goose honks) Hey, stop biting me. - I just about had it with you and your actual goose Limerick, how about you show us a little respect? Human Goose and me, we flew inverted over to enemy MIG 28. - Yeah? Well me an actual Goose flew into a rainbow on a training mission. You could say we passed with flying colors (laughing) - Wait, you're telling me you flew into a rainbow? (chuckles) That's impossible. - Not impossible, I was inverted. (Goose honks) Sorry, we were inverted. - [Announcer] Pilots, report to your aircraft. This is an emergency. - Looks like it's time for you to put your money where your mouth is Limerick, let's do this. - Maverick, are you gonna put a shirt on or... - No, I prefer to operate my fighter jet shirtless, is that a problem? - No it's just, well, it's kind of weird. - Yeah. - [Announcer] Pilots, we're waiting. - Okay, here we go. (tense music) (fighter jets whistling) - Target acquired. - I've got eyes, I've got eyes blast them Maverick. - Easy peasy. (missiles launching) (air whooshing) - Never seen a flight move like that. - Limerick, we are out of missiles, I repeat, we are out of missiles. - On it. (missiles launching) - Wiley little bugger, ain't he? (Goose honks) - Wait, where'd he go? - He's behind us. - Limerick, I think I'm done for. We're out of missiles he locked on to me. - Shut that beautiful mouth of yours Maverick, I have a plan. - What's he doing, what's he doing? - I have no idea, but it seems like it's a danger zone. (Goose honks) (Limerick spitting) (fighter jet exploding) - Wow! - Whoa. - I feel the need, the need to take my shirt off (chuckles) - Not to tut my own tutor, but you got to admit that was pretty fly (laughing) (air whooshes) - Yeah, USA. - Yeah all right. - Limerick, that was a dangerous stunt you pulled up there, you can be my wing man anytime. - Really? Well let me check my calendar. Does Thursday work? I could also do Wednesday in the afternoon. - Bro, would you just give me a hug already? (chuckles) Would you? - Hey now, not till you put a shirt on mister. - I told you I don't do shirts, although this time, I'm willing to make an exception - Yeah! - America. (upbeat music)
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