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Does everyone remember that I peed my pants in 2nd grade?
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[Weird thoughts you have while falling asleep.]
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I wonder what I'll dream about tonight.
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Oh God, I hope I don't dream about the EVIL ME that kills me.
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Fuck! I forgot to send that email.
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Do animals know that they're gonna die?
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Money's just paper.
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I wonder when I'll stop being conscious.
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God, it's so weird that I eventually just stopping being conscious and don't even know about it.
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Did I lock the door?
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Did I lock the door?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did.
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Did I set my alarm?
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Tomorrow I'm gonna go to bed earlier.
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Don't think about ghosts.
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Don't think about ghosts.
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Goddamnit, I'm thinking about ghost.
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I'm thinking about ghosts.
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Should I go pee now or when I wake up?
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If I died, how long would it take for someone to find my body?
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Shit, I gotta call Mom.
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Reese Witherspoon has been acting in lead roles for, like 20 years.
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Am I sure I locked the door?
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I should check.
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Ah, but I'm comfortable.
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How exactly does the Internet work?
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Oh my God, a great invention would be a toaster that you could set to toast bread at a certain time.
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That probably already exists.
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What am I gonna wear tomorrow?
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Ugh, I can't remember any of the clothes I own.
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How many hours do I have to be awake tomorrow before I can nap?
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Pete Holmes! That's what that comedian's name is.
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Why couldn't I think of it earlier?
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Ugh, I'm gonna go check if It's locked.
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Oh my God, a clown's chasing me off a cliff.
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Just a dream.
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Yep.
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I locked it.
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I wonder if Reese Witherspoon is also having trouble sleeping right now.
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I bet she doesn't have trouble doing anything.
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Am I in love with Reese Witherspoon?