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  • Alex: Time to catch them all!

  • Alex: I want to be the very best! Like No one Ever was!

  • To catch them is my real test (onyx Roars)

  • to train them is my cause I will travel across the land

  • Searching far and wide Each pokemon to understand

  • (Several Diglet sounds) The power thats inside

  • Pokemon Gotta catch them

  • Its you and me

  • (pause)

  • (Doorbell Rings)

  • I know its my Destiney

  • (Professor Oak Slaps Alex)

  • Alex: Ouch That Really Hurt...Anyways I'm ten years old and I heard that umm you know

  • that Professor Oak would give me a pokemon because I just turned ten and um are you professor

  • Oak?

  • Professor Oak: Unfortunately Come In

  • Professor Oak: Alright Kid Look You Got Green Red Blue Choose your pokemon get the hell

  • out of my house

  • Alex: Wow Its such a Hard Choice. Hey Professor Oak Guess what! I stole my Grandpas' Balls.

  • Professor Oak: You stole your grandpas' Balls?

  • Alex: Yeah His Pokeballs

  • Professor Oak: Oh that makes more sense!

  • Alex: And I ended up catching a pokemon with it!

  • Professor Oak: What Pokemon Could you have Possibly Caught with no Pokemon

  • Alex: Well Ill Give you A Hint Its Green, Hard, And it Doesn't Move Much

  • Professor Oak: You Caught A Metapod You know what just choose your pokemon get the hell

  • out of my house before I slap you again

  • Alex: I think I'll Take Blue. Alright Bye Mister

  • Professor Oak: This Vodka is not Strong Enough

  • (Alex SInging to Background music)

  • Alex: *gasp* Its a Pokemon Trainer I can tell by the way he is standing so ominously

  • Alex: NAHhhhhhh

  • (Alex Running through Park with Various Pokemon noises in the Background)

  • Alex: Oh No

  • Alex: Alright. This is Good. I the great lost him! Anyways I think it time to go!

  • (Battle Music Plays)

  • Alex: Ahhh

  • Thief: Give Me all your Pokemon Kid

  • Alex: There is no way I'm gonna give you any of my Pokemon

  • Thief: Looks like were just gonna have to battle

  • Alex: Looks like we are!

  • Thief: This Pokemon I stole Go

  • CHAMANDER!!

  • Alex: Alright Squirtle Lets Do this...near

  • (Pause sound)

  • Professor Oak: So this kid was Never really Good At Sports... Sissy

  • (Thief Is Laughing)

  • Alex: A Metapod

  • Thief: Are you serious

  • Alex: No that doesn't Seem Right

  • Thief: Thats So Stupid

  • Alex: I found the Pokeball that has me Squirtle. Do You mind If go ahead and just change Pokemon

  • Thief: You know since you asked so Nicely...FUCK NO

  • Alex: I can beat you with a metapod Anytime of the day

  • Thief: Alright lets battle Charmander use Tackle

  • Alex: Go ahead and use harden

  • (Charmander tackles Metapod)

  • Alex: Come On

  • Thief: Looks like your gonna lose now Kid

  • Alex: Wait a Second Can It be Alight now your gonna have to face the wrath of metapods Evolved

  • form..Kakuna

  • (Thief Burst into Laughter)

  • Alex: How is that even Possible. Its not even the same species. You know what I don't even

  • Need you!

  • Thief: What What

  • Announcer: AEX KETCHUM WINS

  • (pause Sound)

  • Professor Oak: So Believe it or not Ash Got Older, and then he had a son and his son had

  • this son. Im going to go bang his mom now.

  • Thief: Kid this forest gets pretty treacherous at night you might need a partner

  • Alex: Hey did you take my wallet

  • Thief: My bad Force of habit

  • Alex: I guess as Long as you don't steal my wallet again.

  • Thief: well No promises kid, No promises

  • Anthony: Hello Everyone Hope you enjoyed this Episode of Pokemon A new Journey there will

  • be more in the future so come back to see more of these

  • Anthony: Now for every production we do from now on we are going to be leaving a question

  • which will be right here. this particular question I'm about to ask you guys. We want

  • to know what you thought of this video in the comment section below. Also we would like

  • to know If we were to do different in real life senarios for video games our cartoons

  • which ones would u like to see

  • Anthony: Dragon Ball z

  • Archie: Dragon ball Z

  • Anthony: Scribblenauts

  • Archie: Scribblenauts thats pretty much all we know

  • Anthony: Yeah, were done

  • Archie: Zelda

  • Anthony: Yeah Zelda

  • Anthony: But as for that everybody Please like this Video Share it with your friends

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  • Anthony: Alright my fellow up to no gooders that is it for us my name is Anthony Hazelwood

  • this is my good friend

  • Archie: Archie

  • Anthony: And his Beautiful dog

  • Archie: Kuma

  • Anthony: You Guys Are Amazing we will see you guys next time

  • Archie: Dueces(whoosh)

  • Batman: I'm Batman

Alex: Time to catch them all!

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