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  • -OK.

  • Let's see if my most recent love interest Nora replied to

  • that sexy poem I emailed her.

  • NORA NARRATING: Hey, David.

  • Thanks for the sexy poem.

  • And the answer to your question is yes, I do love

  • Craig Ferguson.

  • You should come to Los Angeles and visit me sometime.

  • Write back soon.

  • -Well, that settles it.

  • I have to get to Los Angeles.

  • All I need now is to find me some dough.

  • [EXCLAIMING IN FRUSTRATION]

  • -No money!

  • LITTLE GIRL: Why don't you just hitchhike?

  • [HORN HONKS]

  • -Ah.

  • Thank you so much for the ride.

  • And don't worry.

  • Esmeralda will come back to you.

  • You just got to pay attention here a little bit, OK?

  • Maybe clean up after yourself once in while or

  • make her some dinner.

  • Put on a shirt more often.

  • DRIVER (OFFSCREEN): Bye, David.

  • Bye, David.

  • -Nora.

  • Nora.

  • NORA (OFFSCREEN): David?

  • Oh my god!

  • Hey, what are you doing in LA?

  • -Well, you said I should come, so I came.

  • And then I got a ride to LA.

  • [BOTH LAUGH]

  • -Wow, wow.

  • You know, I didn't mean today.

  • But OK.

  • -Well, the point is, I'm just glad that we're finally

  • together and soon we're gonna be dry-humping.

  • -Oh, hey, David, um-- there's someone I want you to meet.

  • David--

  • -Oh.

  • -This is my brother, Neil.

  • -Neil, oh.

  • Aren't you the little computer whiz, Neil?

  • -Hey, hey.

  • That's not a toy, OK?

  • That's what Neil uses to communicate.

  • -Oh.

  • -He has Stephen Hawking's disease.

  • -Oh, the wheelchair guy.

  • -Hello, Dorvid.

  • -Did he just call me Dorvid?

  • -DRIVER (OFFSCREEN): Sorry.

  • Typo.

  • [DAVID AND NORA LAUGH]

  • -Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

  • -I got you this.

  • -Oh my god, David.

  • That is the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me.

  • When did you make this?

  • -Just now.

  • -Wow.

  • God, we have so much in common.

  • -I know.

  • On three, let's say the name of our favorite movie star.

  • -OK.

  • BOTH: One, two, three.

  • Gary Sinise.

  • -Oh my god.

  • I loved him in Ransom.

  • -I know.

  • More like handsome, huh?

  • -Oh my god, he's gorgeous.

  • I want to fuck him.

  • -No, you don't.

  • Just marry me.

  • -Really?

  • Wait a minute, where's Neil?

  • -Neil?

  • Neil?

  • -Fudgicles, ice creams, right here, ice cold ice cream.

  • -Hey, what's the big deal, dude?

  • -What is your idea, dude?

  • I'm trying to sell some ice cream here, man.

  • -That's not an ice cream truck filled with treats.

  • That's my future brother-in-law Neil.

  • -Thank you for finding me, David.

  • Exclamation point.

  • -Oh my god.

  • This is so awkward.

  • I am so sorry.

  • NORA (OFFSCREEN): Oh my god!

  • Neil, are you OK?

  • -I thought I had been abducted.

  • -This is all your fault.

  • -My fault?

  • -(ANGRILY) Yes.

  • It was your idea to come here.

  • -But Jen, you don't--

  • -Don't play games with me, Dorvid.

  • Nobody comes between me and my brother.

  • -I--

  • NORA (OFFSCREEN): I love him.

  • -But I love y--

  • NORA (OFFSCREEN): I love him.

  • Which is a lot more than I can say about you.

  • It's over.

  • -You heard the lady, man.

  • Take it somewhere else, Dorvid.

  • -Could I just--

  • -(SHOUTING) You heard the lady.

  • -Just one chance--

  • ICE CREAM MAN: Walk away.

  • -Thank you so much.

  • NEIL (OFFSCREEN): Thank you, David.

  • I will never forget you and your face.

-OK.

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Wainy Days #9: Dorvid Days - REMASTERED!

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