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  • Since when do we lock this fucking thing? Come on!

  • We can't go, dude. Sorry.

  • Holy crap! What happened?

  • We got pink eye.

  • What, you giving each other butterfly kisses or something?

  • Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. That's not how you get pink eye.

  • You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.

  • Hey, Ben. How's it going? BEN: Yo.

  • l farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke.

  • He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine,

  • and then eventually pink-eyed my pillow.

  • l'm not proud of any of this, but l think we've all forgiven each other.

  • But we can't go anywhere.

  • You can get pink eye from farting in a pillow?

  • Totally. Mmm-hmm.

  • That's awesome!

  • Yeah, but you got to be bare-assed.

  • Jesus, Martin got it bad!

  • What, did someone take a dump right in your eye?

  • No. No pink eye for me.

  • l'm just really high.

  • Well, stay back, guys. l got to get my suit, okay?

  • (IMITATING RETCHING)

  • BEN: Fuck you.

  • Are you Debbie's husband?

  • Yeah.

Since when do we lock this fucking thing? Come on!

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