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  • - Yeah, I'm just filming something.

  • I feel like a kid living with my family again,

  • this is crazy.

  • (funky music)

  • - Hi, I'm at my parents' house

  • in South Caulfield in Melbourne.

  • It's probably five pm,

  • and I'm making a get ready for bed with me

  • because I'm gonna go back to bed after this.

  • I'm still living out of toiletry bags

  • in the hope that one day life will resume

  • as we knew it.

  • So before everything got shut down,

  • I got these because I was actually

  • filming a movie in Atlanta.

  • Clearly I'm not wearing any makeup today

  • considering I've given up completely,

  • but let's just do this just to show you.

  • Once I've wiped my face down,

  • gotten off any makeup,

  • I wash my face.

  • I'm not really picky about cleansers in general,

  • this is my cleanser of the moment.

  • It's the Kiehl ultra facial oil-free cleanser.

  • So let me wipe my face and do some of that.

  • Get in there, clean this skin,

  • clean all this skin.

  • My eyebrows look kinda cool.

  • All right.

  • Now I kinda look like a drowned rat,

  • but we're good.

  • All right next step,

  • I'm actually gonna shave,

  • believe it or not.

  • Not sponsored, I subscribed to

  • Dollar Shave Club and they send these,

  • and I really, really like them.

  • My latest shaving secret is this

  • Bulldog original shave gel.

  • It's got aloe, camelina, and green tea in it.

  • And it smells so good.

  • Actually I try to wet my face with

  • the hottest water that I can possibly stand

  • and try and actually massage it in

  • to sort of soften the hair.

  • Okay a little tiny baboop of that.

  • And like really rub it in.

  • This is the most facial hair

  • I've ever had in my life.

  • Now same thing,

  • wet the razor with the hottest water

  • you can stand.

  • I read that you're supposed to

  • try avoid wetting the razor as much as you can.

  • But see this is a lot of hair,

  • and it's coming off really easy

  • because I think it's because of the hot water

  • and because of the gel.

  • Oh, does that sound make people uncomfortable,

  • maybe mute that.

  • Wonder if it's a socially acceptable time

  • to start drinking right now.

  • I say that as if I'm getting drunk everyday.

  • I swear I'm just having one beer a day,

  • but I feel like it's really, really critical

  • for my sanity.

  • I really look forward to that beer.

  • Did I mention that there is a function

  • for this silly hat?

  • It's to keep my hair out of my face

  • so that I can get all up in the spots,

  • you know?

  • All right, next step,

  • I probably brush my teeth.

  • Dollar Shave Club toothbrush.

  • Again, not sponsored.

  • Apparently today I'm using

  • Dentitex advanced whitening.

  • I do like the taste of this toothpaste.

  • Do you guys wet and then brush or

  • I think I wet before, put on toothpaste,

  • wet after again, and then brush.

  • And I sort of like count to ten

  • on each section of my mouth.

  • So like one, two, three, four, five,

  • six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

  • Then move a little bit forward.

  • (singing)

  • This is really intimate actually.

  • Always brush your tongue,

  • but I'm not gonna show you me doing that.

  • If I'm living with my sister at the time,

  • I'll still some of her products

  • like glossier soothing face msit.

  • Why the hell not?

  • Mmmm that's good.

  • Let's hope she doesn't watch this.

  • My face feels so dry after I wash it

  • like I feel like once it dries

  • it could almost crack.

  • You know that feeling?

  • Lately I've been using,

  • I got a box sent to me from Fabric.

  • Fabric Integrity, and I just,

  • I really like the smell of their moisturizer.

  • It's super natural smelling and just enjoyable.

  • And smells really clean.

  • So I'll put some of that on.

  • Sage.

  • - [Sage] Yes?

  • - Did you take my rosehip oil?

  • - [Sage] No, I left it in our bathroom.

  • - Okay, next step,

  • I will take some rosehip oil,

  • just a few drops,

  • the all natural stuff,

  • no other shit in it.

  • Just for further moisture while we sleep.

  • Mmmm oily.

  • It's honestly been awhile since

  • I've needed to do this, but I always do

  • a very light spray of cologne before bed.

  • What I'll do is I'll kind of walk into the mist.

  • So like spray,

  • and then walk in.

  • I'm about to be real bougie and

  • admit something to you.

  • I went to a hotel and

  • this hotel was one of those

  • dimly lit, multiple fire places,

  • so cozy, right,

  • like heaven on earth for me,

  • and it smelt so good.

  • I asked them what the scent was, they were like,

  • "Yeah, we actually have our own custom scent.

  • We make the scent."

  • I bought it in diffuser sticks for my house,

  • and I wear it as a cologne.

  • It's so good.

  • I'm not gonna shower right now,

  • but my shower routine,

  • I use the Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap,

  • and then I've been washing my hair with

  • this Seaweed Bath Co. Shampoo

  • hydrating, volumeizing,

  • and same thing in the conditioner,

  • and I find that it doesn't make my hair too flat

  • 'cause that's my worst nightmare

  • is like when I wash my hair and it's just

  • there's nothing to it.

  • I'm obsessed with this hair product from Rake.

  • If you have curly or wavy hair,

  • this rake styling balm,

  • first of all smells so good,

  • and so what you do is you wash your hair,

  • and then you kind of scrunch in a little bit

  • into your wet hair,

  • let it air dry, don't touch it,

  • and you're gonna have amazing,

  • still movable not crunchy or anything like that

  • amazing curls.

  • And then the last step is oh,

  • put on some deodorant.

  • It's all natural so don't worry

  • that I'm putting it on before bed.

  • It's the Malin + Goetz eucalyptus deodorant,

  • and I've been using this for awhile

  • and I really, really like it.

  • Last step, I'll put on some sort of lip care.

  • Today it's the Glossier mango lip balm dot com.

  • That name doesn't really work in my accent.

  • It's supposed to be like bomb.com

  • but like balm.com.

  • What?

  • Put that on,

  • feel nice and moisturized and clean.

  • Gonna go watch some Netflix.

  • Or a master class on interior design apparently.

  • Anything to fill my time.

  • I have a new song out,

  • it's called Take Yourself Home,

  • go check it out.

  • Thanks for having me.

  • Goodnight.

- Yeah, I'm just filming something.

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