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Hi.
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How are you doing today?
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I'm fine.
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Just say welcome.
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What if I think?
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Bird?
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You see the sign?
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Extra large fries with extra salt.
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12 piece chicken nuggets on the side.
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8 17 25 e.
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I want to work at Starbucks.
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You wanna work at Starbucks?
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Yeah.
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Oh, Any update with your new job?
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They said they call me.
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I haven't heard from them.
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How long?
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Over a month.
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Now.
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Sorry, but I have a new idea.
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I've decided.
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Why not work in the place?
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That makes me the most off course.
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That's the best idea.
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Yeah, sure.
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Yeah.
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So where is it give you?
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Why is it always a quiz?
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Okay, these air to give yourself a break today at McDonald's, we do it all for you.
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You don't know this Working with garnets, you dio.
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So look, I need your help again.
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For what I got.
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Practice the Donald's customer service.
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You know what?
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You camp and I'll help you.
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But you have to promise me one thing for you Gotta be patient this time.
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You gotta be nice to the customers, even if you're stupid.
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Yeah.
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So customers can be a little restaurant, but you aren't there to serve them.
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They're served.
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Yes.
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So I shouldn't get know.
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Be nice.
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Yes.
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So I guess I'm the guy serving at?
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Yes, a nice guy.
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I'm a nice guy.
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McDonald's was patient.
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Okay.
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What sound does a McDonald's gourmet their Their Their mascot is a clown, right?
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Yes.
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I think that there is a little creepy.
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I'm behind the counter.
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You are coming into the McDonald's.
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Yes.
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What can run will do for you today.
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What?
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Can I be a just We've done this already.
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We're not doing this again.
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Okay?
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You can dio hell.
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Welcome to McDonald's.
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What can I get for you?
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Um defense t breakfast all day.
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Do you do breakfast all day?
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Well, some McDonald's in Canada do breakfast all day and some don't way.
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Do, but I'm not going to serve breakfast.
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Walk, walk in the afternoon.
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You my father's I'm telling when I didn't Even when I can't.
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You just getting out of bed.
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What were you doing last night?
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Things have been right since your mother left.
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Let's start again.
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Okay.
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Don't Don't have breakfast for Hello.
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Welcome.
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Hi.
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What can I get for you?
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What can I get for you.
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This cheeseburger come with cheese.
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Does that come with?
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It's called a cheeseburger.
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Comes with cheese prices, Bananas.
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You did not hear my don't working.
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Right?
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Okay.
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Right.
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So even a question dumb.
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I have to be Beijing.
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Yes.
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Oh, hello.
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Welcome.
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McDonald's.
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What can I get for you?
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I have a question.
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This cheeseburger come with cheese?
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Why, of course it does.
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Oh, maybe.
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Can I get that without cheese?
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Can I get that without hamburger?
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Oh, yes.
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Hamburger.
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But that comes with me, right?
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Can I get that without meat?
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You want a hamburger with no means?
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Yes.
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So just the buns, the onions and pickles.
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I'm actually on the car.
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Free diet eso maybe no one's nobody.
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So just to catch up the pickles and I Hey, pickles.
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Yeah.
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Can I get that without the pickle?
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So just the unions and okay.
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All right.
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Would you like fries with that?
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Yeah, Maybe I'll get a making a combo meal.
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That way you get the burger or in your case, fries and a drink.
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Oh.
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Would you like a drink?
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What would you like to drink?
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Maybe.
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Um, so right, But you guys have its doesn't sure.
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You know what?
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Actually, cancel everything I said and I'm gonna get a salad.
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Who the hell comes to McDonald for a salad?
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Haitians, patients.
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You know what?
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You have to be patient.
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Oh, all right.
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Let me just confirm you were here.
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Let me confirm your order.
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Use the, uh, cheeseburger.
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No cheese.
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Hamburger combo.
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No hamburger, no buns.
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Pickles.
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Just onions and catch up combo with a diet sprite.
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Oh, you know what?
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I changed my mind.
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I just want I'm loving it.
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Oh, by the way, can I get a smile for free?
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Shut up.
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Can I get a smile for free?
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Oh, you know, buddy, I don't think you gonna get the job, get like that.
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But your order was so stupid.
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You're there to serve your customers, not to judge them.
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All right.
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Okay, fine.
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You know what?
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You show me how to do it.
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Show me your patients.
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I'm the customer.
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I'm working.
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And here the customer.
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Sure.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Ready?
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I'm ready.
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Oh, hi.
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How are you doing today?
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Fine.
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Don't you say welcome to my calls.
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What if I think Bird see the sign you're here not to judge?
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Okay, you let me know where it is.
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You want to say Welcome to McDonald's.
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Okay, Sure.
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Oh, hi.
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Welcome to McDonald's.
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How are you doing today?
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Five.
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What can I get for you?
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Tell you something up.
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Had a big fight with my best friend today.
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You really care how I was doing today?
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Do you?
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Yes.
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So is the meal free?
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Um, if you cared for free, I'm sorry.
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We can't do that.
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So you you think I should get the Big Mac meal or the Quarter Pounder meal User?
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You don't have any recommendations?
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Were key ways.
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Shut up.
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You feel even sadder than getting a different.
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Oh, hi.
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Welcome to McDonald's.
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What can I get for you today?
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When 1/4 pounder having happy meal?
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What about what?
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She's happy meal with extra salt on my french fries?
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It's transalta your friends fries, medium size, large slice, Extra $300.
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I said Okay.
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About $300.
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Sorry.
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Three bucks.
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Extra large fries with extra salt, 12 piece chicken nuggets on the side with mustard sauce.
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Don't give me that barbecue sauce crap.
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I hate that stuff.
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Give me mustard sauce.
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How much is that?
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That would be $25.
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That would be $25.
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I don't have to leave.
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MacDonald sucks.
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Call the police.
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Oh, to McDonalds.
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How are you today?
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You don't care how I am.
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I do well, a big argument with my best friend.
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My our search because I slept on my dog bit me.
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So I'm not having a good day.
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Oh, terrible Today how you get your happy meal?
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Yes, that comes with maybe a train.
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Our trade?
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Yes, but you drew todo true.
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True, I'll have the Quarter pounder.
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Happy meal comes with the way you want a toy.
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What a happy meal.
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Okay, no judgment?
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Sure.
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Do you know the greatest invention of humankind?
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More than the wheel?
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More than the light?
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Well, more than the airplane is the teriyaki burger and Japanese.
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It's a 1,000,000 McDonald's all teriyaki burger.
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No way, Of course you get the quarter pounder.
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It's more value for your money.
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This'd wrong, right?
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Yes, that's wrong.
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And it's already rolling.
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That's how you fam, Let's start again.
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Okay.
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Remember, patients welcome.
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Just making the face.
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Do you have best rounds already?
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Okay, everybody, it's five bucks here.
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We feel really good when you subscribe to write Channel.
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Come on, take your finger.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Touch it.
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Oh, yeah.
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That feels much better, doesn't it?
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Do you do breakfast all day?
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What can I get for you?
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Does that come with?
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Can I get that without?
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What would you like to drink?
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Let me confirm your order.
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Can I get a smile for free?
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I'm sorry.
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We can't do that.
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Happy meal.
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That would be $25.
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Call the police.