Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - Alright, Grant, get your rear in gear. We're gonna be late to the ribbon-cutting ceremony. - Yeah, Grant, I will not miss the opening of another Discovery Zone. - Give me one second. I'm chatting with a hot mama on Waze.* (all three groan) - Grant, not every app is a dating app. - You're fuckin' wrong. - How are you even using Waze to hit on someone? - You can chat with nearby drivers. - [Grant Texting] Boy, traffic sucks tonight, right? - [Driver Jane Texts] Yeah, it does. - [Grant Texting] Where are you headed, beautiful? - That is awful! - And dangerous. - And it's awfully dangerous. - Why would these apps have a chat function if not for hitting on people? Take Venmo. - [Grant Texting] There's 10 more dollars if you go on a date with me. - That truly is awful, Grant. You're paying for sex. - You're telling me you never used strategic liking on Instagram and Facebook to flirt? - I mean, I guess I do. - It's the same thing. Look at CBS All Access. - [Sheldon on Big Bang Theory] You got Star Trek in my Star Wars. - [Leonard on Big Bang Theory] Well, you're the one who got Star Wars in my Star Trek. - [Grant Texting] Oh, Sheldon! Hey, do any of you wanna get Big Banged? (all groan loudly) - The CBS app! - God, you are a nightmare, Grant! - It can't be every app, though. - You are fuckin' wrong. - How about apps that don't have a chat function? - [Blonde Girl] Yes. - [Man In Black Suit] Yeah. - They do have customer support. (cell phone beeps) - [Customer Service Rep] Bubble Level Customer Service, how can I help you today? (cell phone beeps) - [Grant Texting) Nobody understands me, but maybe you could. - Let me see that. (cell phone beeps) - Gross, your To Do app just says 'you' over and over. - And every song on your Shazam list is by Prince. - How do you use the NPR app? (cell phone beeps) - [Narrator On App] It's This American Life, I'm Ira Glass. Today on our show, Grant's body and the ways he can use it on you. - Ooohhh! - What? - They ran that story? - Okay, what about the flashlight app? - I just do this? - Hey! - Stop! - Ahhhh! - Hey, don't do that! - Jesus Christ! What's wrong with Tinder? - Oh, I feel like such a creep swiping through people. - Look, can we just go? - Yeah, I'll get an Uber. (cell phone beeps) - Pool. - [All Three Friends] No! - Hey, it's Grant from College Humor. Click here to subscribe to the channel. Click here for more fun stuff. And, sorry. Guys, it feels like I'm out. Am I out? 'Cause I can like, I can see the top of the camera, so it's, is this better? Alright, it feels worse. Okay. Thanks for watching!
A2 US grant app cell phone texting chat customer Everything Is A Dating App 119 7 たらこ posted on 2020/07/08 More Share Save Report Video vocabulary