Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles -♪ Hold my gaze ♪ -All right, here's how it works. We're going to take turns picking up a card and reading a sentence that we've never seen before. -Okay. -As soon as you read the sentence, you must say, "Hold my gaze," and we will maintain unblinking eye contact. Now, if you laugh you lose. This is going to be -- This going to be tough for me, okay. -Okay, well -- -Since you're my guest -- -We'll see how this goes. -You'll be going first. Go ahead and take a card. -Okay. -And then when you're ready, just read it to me and then say, "Hold my gaze." -Oh, man. -[ Clears throat ] -You know, when I put my pants on this morning, the drier hadn't gotten them completely dry yet. They're -- They're still damp. I like it that way. Hold my gaze. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ -[ Laughs ] [ Cheers and applause ] -I can't -- I can't, though. -Okay, go. -I like them that way. -I can't do that. -Okay, here we go, my turn. -Yeah. -Here we go. ♪♪ [ Laughter ] ♪♪ ♪♪ I -- I don't remember where I parked my car. Oh, I remember now. I parked it in Europe. Please, hold my gaze. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ [ Chuckling ] I'm the worst. I'm laughing at myself. [ Cheers and applause ] I am the worst. All right. -You can do this. You can do this. -This one I'm not doing. -Okay. -I'm not going to smile. I won't break. -All right, all right. -Whew. I can't look at you. [ Laughter ] -My favorite "Game of Thrones" episode was the one where -- [ Chuckles ] where Steve got hit by a school bus. [ Laughter ] Jimmy, do hold my gaze. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ -It was the episode where Steve got hit by a school bus? -The very best. [ Laughter and applause ] -That was your favorite -- I don't think you were watching "Game of Thrones." All right, for our final round, this time I will read a category and we'll have to name as many things in that category as we can... -Uh-huh. -...while saying, "hold my gaze" after each one. -Okay, cool. [ Laughter ] I hope I know what the category is. -Here we go. We're about to find out. -I don't know a lot of stuff. -Ready? -Okay, let's go. -Here we go. You go first. Types of bagels. ♪♪ -Onion. Hold my gaze. ♪♪ ♪♪ -Egg. [ Laughter ] Hold my gaze. -Everythang. [ Laughter ] Hold my gaze. -Sesame. Hold my gaze. [ Laughs ] [ Laughter and applause ] "Sesami!" Kate McKinnon, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ] All episodes of "Heads Will Roll" are available Thursday on Audible.
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