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  • -I remember the other sketch

  • that a lot of people bring up is

  • when you and Rachel Dratch do "The Lovahs."

  • -Oh, "The Lovers," yes. -The lovers in the hot tub.

  • -Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ Cheers ]

  • Professor Clarvin, I believe. Yes.

  • -It was a bizarre sketch. I think it started

  • with just me as -- I always go to a different hotel.

  • -Uh-huh. -And I would end up

  • in a hot tub, like, kind of enjoying, like,

  • "There's no one in the hot tub. This is fun."

  • And then two of the creepiest humans...

  • -Yeah. [ Laughter ]

  • -...came and got in the hot tub with me.

  • -With you and Drew Barrymore. -Oh, yeah.

  • -And I think --

  • I thought I was sitting next to you, but I'm not.

  • I'm sitting across from you. But I just remember trying

  • to get my foot in your crotch during the sketch.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I couldn't -- -I kept trying to reach

  • under the water to grab you.

  • -I think in one of the ones we did, you were next to me.

  • -Yeah, I was right next to you. -'Cause you would --

  • -I would always try to pinch you.

  • -Yeah, or touch me. -Yeah, touch you.

  • -Right before I said my line... -Yeah, exactly.

  • -...you'd give me a little, like, squeeze on the kneecap...

  • -Yeah, yeah. -...or something like...

  • -Which was -- I'm just in character.

  • [ Laughter ] Buh, uh...

  • -But I mean, I always remember just crying.

  • -But it added to the hijinks. -Crying, laughing, dude.

  • 'Cause we didn't do it at dress. There was so many things

  • that, like -- I would just -- Gosh, I got in so much trouble.

  • I mean, Lorne didn't like it. -No.

  • -No. -But I love --

  • -The writers didn't like it. -I love trying to get you there.

  • -I always -- But, I mean, we had so --

  • -Do you remember Jacob Silj? Remember the first time

  • I did Jacob Silj, and my glasses fogged up so much?

  • -I was so happy. You know why I was happy?

  • -Yeah. -'Cause I wasn't on camera.

  • -Yes. Yeah. -And I was laughing so hard.

  • -But then I sensed you laughing, and then I started laughing,

  • and the glasses were just opaque.

  • [ Laughter ] And...

  • -It was steamed up. -Steamed up.

  • -Your eyeglasses -- Oh, it was so --

  • -And it was Tina who was the only one who was like,

  • "Jacob, you okay? What's going on?"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Do you remember -- Do you rem--

  • -By the way, Jacob Silj is a character who suffers

  • from voice immodulation. He can't --

  • He can only talk at this level! [ Laughter ]

  • And it's a recognized disease! -Jimmy!

  • -Jimmy, this is a whisper! And this is me yelling at you!

  • [ Laughter ] -He couldn't do anything.

  • -Yeah, he couldn't figure --

  • Yeah, it all sounded the same to him.

  • -Do you remember "Two Canes" and what that was at all?

  • -I just -- No, I just remember --

  • -We went out. -Yep.

  • -'Cause we used to do, like, "We should go out."

  • Hurley's was downstairs. It was a bar.

  • -And we used to do bits. -We'd just do bits.

  • And we went to one bar. It's called either

  • Tom and Jerry's or Milk and Honey

  • or something like that. -Something like that.

  • -We went, and we were walking home.

  • Everyone's leaving or going to another bar.

  • We found -- -We found two sticks.

  • -Two sticks in a garbage dumpster.

  • -Right, right.

  • -And you took them, and you became a rapper.

  • This is before 2 Chainz was around.

  • -Right. -You became 2 Canes.

  • -2 Canes. [ Laughter ]

  • And I would bang the sticks... -You banged --

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -And I would walk down the street, and I would say --

  • This was my rap.

  • One cane, two cane

  • -Every--

  • -♪ Everybody say it

  • One cane, two cane

  • [ Laughter ] ♪ Everybody say it

  • -Yeah, so we didn't know what to say.

  • -But it might've been the night we were out with Vince Vaughn.

  • -Mm-hmm.

  • -Do you remember this night at all?

  • -I remember that one, too. -We were in Hurley's.

  • It was so funny. Vince Vaughn --

  • We were hanging out with Vince Vaughn all night.

  • Everything was great. We were laughing.

  • -Right. [ Laughter ]

  • -This makes me laugh so hard.

  • So, you go to the bathroom or something, right?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • And Vince Vaughn -- I don't know if you remember.

  • So Vince Vaughn goes, "Hey --" [ Laughs ]

  • We were at -- in the urinal, standing next to each other.

  • And Vince Vaughn goes -- He goes, "Yo, man.

  • Will's in the stall. He's in the stall right now."

  • He goes, "Watch this. This is gonna be funny."

  • So he goes over, and he goes over to the stall,

  • and he kicks open the stall.

  • And it's not you.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • This dude's like -- He started --

  • Dude, they started throwing down.

  • -I don't remember that. -They started throwing down --

  • It was crazy! -No.

  • -You were outside, like, on the phone or something.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I don't remember that. -It was unbelievable, dude.

  • It was unbelievable.

  • It was one of the funniest things I ever seen.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Oh, my gosh. And then --

  • -I remember -- Do you remember this?

  • There was a couple sitting at a bar.

  • I forget what -- what bar this was,

  • but down in the East Village.

  • And I would walk up to this couple.

  • And I was like -- And they had their money,

  • the tip, on the bar that they left.

  • And I was like, "You guys enjoy magic?"

  • And I pretend to do a bad magic trick.

  • And then I tried to take his 20. [ Laughter ]

  • And the guy is like, "Hey, man, not cool!"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -"You guys enjoy magic?" -"Do you enjoy magic?"

  • And then I'm like, "I'm sorry. I was just trying my magic."

  • And it was not even a trick at all.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -"Do you guys enjoy magic?"

  • -And then someone else came over to apologize on my behalf.

  • "Hey, I'm sorry about that. That's not cool, okay?

  • My buddy's just trying to be funny."

  • As he's saying it, he just tried to take the 20, also.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -It was like Horatio or somebody.

  • -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also takes the 20.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Oh, my God. So dead, man.

  • -Anyway... -Anyway...

-I remember the other sketch

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