Name: Desus and Mero Share Shroom Stories and High School Memories
Uploaded: 2020-07-03T09:19:18.000Z
Duration: 5 min 36 s
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-Happy to be here, man. I want to shake your hand again.

You guys been on the show more than Andy Cohen?

-Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. See? Come on.

Well, you're allowed on any time you guys want.

Because I appreciate it. I know you just --

-Did you have a good summer? Did you do anything cool?

-Summer was pretty chill. -What'd you do?

-Uh, I went on vacation. I went to Europe and Hawaii.

-Oh, really? -But I did, like, the real --

I didn't do the usual -- You know, when you're from

just means go to Florida and get mad drunk.

I went on an educational trip. I went to art museums.

I did mushrooms in Amsterdam. You know...

You know what I'm saying? -"Eat Pray Thug." Yeah.

You did -- You had a trip through Europe.

-Trip through Europe. Went to France. Went to Amsterdam.

There's lots of countries out there. Who knew?

So, uh -- Amsterdam. You know, I was like,

Before I went, I took all these mushrooms.

It was one of those things -- Like, after I did it,

I was like, "I've made a huge mistake. I'm sorry."

-Yeah. Things were all just, like, moving around?

-At first, it was cool. I was like, "Oh, art. This is cool.

And then, like, the pictures started whispering to me.

-"Hey. Just take me off the wall. I'm invading your house."

-I was like, "Wait." I got into a dance-off with Rembrandt.

"A'ight. I got you. I got you." It was a good time.

back-to-school time here in New York City.

-I just remember my freshman year of high school

Because everybody coming out of junior high was like,

If you're not an upper classman, you get your ass kicked, bro.

They're gonna come get you." -That's what Freshman Friday is?

-"Yeah, they're gonna jump you. They're gonna steal your bookbag, steal your lunch.

They're gonna give you a wedgie, put your head in the toilet."

-I feel like Freshman Friday, outside New York City,

They're like, "Hey, this is your classes.

-In the Bronx, it's like, "This is old milk! Pshh!"

and between eighth grade and my freshman year,

I grew like ten inches and grew a mustache.

I'm just mad dumb. I'm, like, in English One.

-And did people buy it? -Hell yeah, they bought it.

-I was like, "Yo, swim on me. Do something."

-Also, this photo was taken with a potato? Like...

then take that camera and put it into a device called a scanner,

-NFL season kicked off, as well, tonight.

Kendall was a cheerleader. You guys ever play football?

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