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  • -Tiny bit scared. -All right, no.

  • It's going to be fun. Here's how it works.

  • We're going to have a number of mystery objects

  • brought out in front of us,

  • and our job is to guess what each one is.

  • The catch is that we have to figure it out by touch alone.

  • -Just feeling. -You put -- Yeah, just feeling.

  • And I'm freaked out about this game already.

  • All right, so since I'm the host, I'm going to go first.

  • That's what it says on the card. Why?

  • Oh, my gosh. All right, let's get the object.

  • Why? Why? -Can I look at what it is?

  • -Yeah, yeah. You can look, yeah.

  • Ugh. Okay.

  • -Oh, okay.

  • -All right.

  • I don't know if you're -- if that's your poker face or what.

  • All right, I'll have 30 seconds to identify what this is.

  • Here we go.

  • -Watch out there.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -It's freaking me out. It feels warm or something.

  • It's warm! I don't like it, whatever it is.

  • It's really grossing me out. This is so odd.

  • I can't even describe this. I'm not looking at anyone.

  • Ah! Oh, God!

  • Oh, man, oh, man.

  • Can I just put my right hand?

  • -That's cheating. You have to do both.

  • -Oh, gosh!

  • Ah! I hate this game so much!

  • I'm going to freak out right now!

  • All right. I'm doing it. Here we go.

  • Hey-o!

  • [ Audience cheering ]

  • Ah, ah, ah!

  • Ah, ah, ah, ah!

  • Shush! Shush, shush, please. Shush, please. Shush.

  • Ah. Oh, my God.

  • [ Audience shouting ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Oh, oh, it's marshmallow Peeps.

  • -Yeah!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Gosh, you guys are the worst!

  • You are all the worst people!

  • You were cringing. You were like --

  • Oh, my gosh! The worst!

  • My own audience turned on me! Oh, my God!

  • Do not trust, especially her. Oh, my gosh.

  • -That one? -Yes. She was making faces.

  • Like, "Eh, don't touch it." All right.

  • All right, Kate, you know we would never do anything wrong

  • or rude to you, so you have 30 seconds.

  • -Okay. [ Audience groans ]

  • All right.

  • -They're not "oohing" that. They're excited about --

  • We get to talk about your new show, "The Widow."

  • It's going to be fun.

  • Oh. [ Laughter ]

  • -Okay.

  • We have a deal about I can't touch vomit.

  • I'll touch poo if I have to. -No.

  • I would never do that.

  • Really, I would never ever, ever.

  • I would never do that.

  • -I'm phobic of -- -Aah!

  • -I don't like poo.

  • But I'm phobic of vomit. And I'll go home.

  • -No, stop saying "poo" and "vomit."

  • We're not doing either.

  • No, this is network television. Here we go!

  • But you never know what it might be.

  • Wait. No poo?

  • -No, if I have to, I'll do poo.

  • But vomit, I'm going home.

  • -Well, then I think you'll be close on this one.

  • -Is it poo?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • They wouldn't do poo to me, would they?

  • -Not quite.

  • -Is it going to bite me?

  • Is it?

  • -You know, I'm dabbing right now.

  • I'm dabbing right now. I'm so excited.

  • Just go for it. -Stop it.

  • -Go for it. Come on!

  • -Oh, God. -Oh, no!

  • [ Laughs ]

  • -[ Speaks indistinctly ]

  • Why were they wet?

  • Ah!

  • It's sticky.

  • It's sticky and wet.

  • It's a poo.

  • It's a huge poo.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -No. -Is it?

  • -No. You can grab it.

  • -Ooh, is this alive?

  • -No. -Oh, wait a minute.

  • -Is it a cinnamon roll?

  • -Yes! -Yeah!

  • -How did you guess that? I love it.

  • [ Laughs ] How did you guess that?

  • -Way to fake me out.

  • -I mean, it was good, right? Yeah.

  • No, I would never do that.

  • To Kate Beckinsale, are you kidding me?

  • Thank you. My turn, unfortunately, again.

  • Ah!

  • All right. Here we go.

  • [ Audience shouting ]

  • -Ah! Come on.

  • Get in there.

  • -[ Breathing deeply ]

  • See, now the audience is playing the game.

  • And I don't like it at all.

  • Whoo!

  • -Remember how lovely Peeps were. Remember how lovely Peeps were.

  • He's just like this. Oh, God.

  • -Ah! Is it moving? Is it moving?

  • -No, but --

  • [ Laughs ]

  • -I'm freaking out, man. Come on, dude.

  • -Yeah. -Oh, God.

  • Freaking out right now. All right.

  • Ah! Oh, my gosh. I hate this game so much.

  • -This is slightly less of an Easter theme.

  • Oh, Jimmy.

  • [ Audience shouting ]

  • -Is it fruit?

  • It's a pile -- Ew.

  • Is it worms? -Yes!

  • -Ew! -Yes!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • That's bad. That's bad.

  • That's bad. -Get the [bleep] out of here.

  • -This is the worst game ever.

  • That was worms. -Yeah.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Gosh! -That wasn't good.

  • -Everyone knows I don't like any of that stuff!

  • Aah! Yes, I need -- The Purell's not enough.

  • Oh, my God. -Oh, God.

  • -Not a big deal. I'm fine with worms.

  • Are you kidding me? I'm like a total outdoorsman.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • All right, Kate, you're up.

  • It's can't be -- Come on, it's got be easier than that.

  • Here we go. Yeah. Here we go.

  • Aah!

  • Aah! [ Audience groans ]

  • No!

  • No! -No.

  • -Oh! -Oh!

  • That lady in the mustard yellow's made me scared.

  • Don't.

  • -Ohh.

  • -Do I wish it was poo? -Oh.

  • -I wish it was poo.

  • Don't say that! What?

  • Can you see it?

  • Can't see it.

  • [ Audience screams ] Stop!

  • You guys.

  • Oh, don't!

  • It's so much scarier when it's really you doing it.

  • [ Audience screams ] Oh, stop!

  • Oh. Oh, what's that?

  • It's leathery.

  • Was it the underbelly of something?

  • -Ohh.

  • -What is -- What is that?

  • What is that?

  • [ Audience screams ]

  • Did it move? [ Buzzer ]

  • -Ah, time is up.

  • -I didn't know there was a time limit.

  • I was gonna be here all day.

  • -It was a giant frog.

  • -No! Was it really?

  • -Look at it. Yeah, he's cute.

  • -Oh, God.

  • Oh, God. -What did you think it was?

  • It was leathery. -It was leathery.

  • I thought it was something's underbelly, and it was.

  • -It was. You were actually right.

  • Oh, this is the last round. Thank goodness.

  • The final round. -I'm light-headed.

  • -For this one, we're both going to get the same item.

  • -At the same time?

  • Oh.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • I don't like the view.

  • No, it's not good. It's not a good sign.

  • -We're going to get the same item.

  • The first person to guess it wins.

  • -So we go in one side each? -Yes.

  • [ Audience shouting ]

  • Ah!

  • [ Cymbals crash ]

  • -What was...

  • -I touched your hand. -I touched your hand.

  • Was it Jimmy's hand? -Ah!

  • Ah!

  • [ Audience shouting ]

  • -Did you feel something? -It felt warm or something.

  • -Warm? -Yes.

  • Ah! -It's alive. It's alive.

  • Aah! It's a person.

  • It's a man! -Ah!

  • -Is it a man?

  • -Is it a person? -No, stop looking.

  • Is it a man?

  • Is it my stepdad?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Oh, it's moving around a lot.

  • It's a person. It's a person.

  • -What is it, a hand? -Who is that?

  • -That's a foot! -Oh, my God.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Oh!

  • -Get the -- Where's the Purell now?

  • Yes.

  • -That was a foot. Whose foot was that?

  • -I have no idea. That was Tom Cruise's foot.

  • All right, thanks to Kate Beckinsale.

-Tiny bit scared. -All right, no.

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