Name: Tariq Trotter's Irk List: Meteorologists, Cellino & Barnes
Uploaded: 2020-07-03T09:04:07.000Z
Duration: 3 min 52 s
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-Tariq, you okay, buddy? You look annoyed.

-Yeah, I just got some things on my mind. You know?

It's like a list that I keep of things that annoy me.

-First on my list, uh, I got meteorologists.

I mean, just because they're called meteorologists.

Look, you can always be the weatherman or weatherlady.

just to find out what the temperature is for the day.

And then they want to add on a heat windex

or some wind-chill factory before they get to what

is the real-feel temperature in the first place."

I mean, factoring in averages, deducting degrees?

-Who else -- What else is on the irk list?

-Speaking of which, what's up with that long-ass delay

between studio and on-location segments on the news?

It's like, "That's the weather in your neck of the woods.

I mean, it's honestly just a few seconds delay,

-Okay. You still got another year or so, but...

Soon you'll see a grown man needs to know

what it's really going to feel like outside.

'Cause any subtle miscalculation in the weather, a rogue sneeze,

an overzealous reach for the remote control

because there was a jingle stuck in my head for years.

♪ Cellino and Barnes, injury attorneys ♪

It had all the pertinent information and no filler.

Cellino and Barnes. I mean, what do they do?

Come to find out these jokers are breaking up.

See, now they're probably going to have separate practices.

But how are we going to get in touch with them, Jimmy?

They're probably going to lose that sweet-ass number

♪ For serious inquiries, DM my IG or text my sister at ♪

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Tariq Trotter's Irk List: Meteorologists, Cellino & Barnes

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