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  • Thank you guys.

  • It's too much.

  • It's too much.

  • I'm Beth Behrs.

  • And I am Whitney Cummings.

  • And we're your guest hosts for today.

  • Yes, we are.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Thank you.

  • OK, you guys. calm down.

  • That's going to hurt Ellen's feelings if you're too excited.

  • Yes.

  • Ellen's not here because we locked her

  • in a trunk backstage.

  • Yes, we did.

  • She can get out if she figures out the combination.

  • Guys, we're joking.

  • Ellen's fine.

  • I'm sure she's exhausted from working

  • three whole days this week.

  • Yeah.

  • I was actually super excited when she

  • asked if I'd fill in for her.

  • Then she said I'd be co-hosting with Beth Behrs.

  • And I was like, OK.

  • I feel like I probably could have done it myself,

  • but it's fine.

  • I love Beth.

  • I love her.

  • It's fine.

  • I love you, too, Whitney.

  • Fine.

  • It's just-- I mean, it's interesting,

  • because Dax Shepard didn't have a co-host.

  • Didn't have a co-host.

  • No.

  • And then she trusted tWitch to do it by himself.

  • By himself?

  • That's odd.

  • And, Sean Hayes, and Jason Sudeikis, and John Cena also.

  • The wrestler?

  • The wrestler.

  • Isn't he a wrestler?

  • Yeah, I know.

  • They're known for their brilliant comic timing.

  • So it makes sense.

  • You know what?

  • Maybe there are two of us because Ellen likes women,

  • and two are better than one.

  • Yes.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Yes.

  • Anyway I'm so happy to be with you today,

  • not only because we are real life friends,

  • but we've actually worked together before.

  • You created Two Broke Girls.

  • Yes, I did, and you starred--

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you for my job.

  • She starred in Two Broke Girls.

  • And now we are two rich girls!

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • OK.

  • No, no.

  • Not as rich as Ellen, but we're comfortable.

  • Definitely not.

  • We're fine.

  • But we're good.

  • We're fine.

  • The bills get paid.

  • Today we're here to support each other,

  • because that's what friends do.

  • Whitney, I am here to support you.

  • OK.

  • I'm here to support you, too.

  • No, not as much as I'm going to support you, because, come on,

  • girl.

  • Get on my back.

  • No.

  • No, come on.

  • I'm going to show you how much I can support you.

  • No, I'm good.

  • Get on me.

  • Oh, come on.

  • I'm good.

  • Whitney, this is a good thing.

  • No.

  • Get on my back.

  • I'm an adult.

  • Get on my back, girl!

  • Get on there.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • OK, OK.

  • No, this is good.

  • What's wrong, Beth?

  • What's wrong?

  • I thought you wanted to support me?

  • No, it's just the emotional weight

  • of your glowing personality.

  • OK.

  • Yeah.

  • OK, the point is we support each other, OK.

  • Let's get on with the show.

  • This is the part of the show--

  • Oh, I'm out of breath from that workout.

  • OK, now you're just hurting my feelings.

  • It was the stilettos.

  • They literally crashed down on the floor.

  • Now is the part of the show where, like Ellen and Portia,

  • we invite in a third.

  • Please welcome tWitch!

  • Hi, I'm Andy.

  • Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel

  • so you can see more awesome videos, like videos

  • of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,

  • like ball peen hammer.

  • And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities,

  • if you're into that sort of thing.

  • Ah!

  • [BLEEP] God [BLEEP].

Thank you guys.

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